Eternal Twilight

Not exactly what I imagined I'd get when I wished for immortality.

I guess I should have guessed that becoming a vampire was a possibility, but a female vampire? That's pushing it, genie.

Sorry

OK, honey, I admit it. It was wrong to cheat on you. And your curse has shown me how wrong it is to treat women like sexual objects. Even if I could wear clothes other than sexy lingerie, I would have gotten that message. And I'm pretty sure that if you hadn't turned my mistress Fiona into a dog, she would totally agree with me.

Swapping summer

Having fun at math camp, "Brian"? I can't believe I suckered you into swapping bodies with me for the whole summer.  I dumped that gross boyfriend of yours, and your friend Mandy and I have developed a special friendship. She's always had a crush on you. Did you know that? Anyhow, since you need my cooperation to switch back, I've decided to change the terms of our little agreement. Now I need you to bring my math grade up to a B AND send me those sexy things you hide in the back of your dresser. I think tonight's the night with Mandy!