Heel hell

Why does the master insist on me wearing these insanely impractical heels? I've only been a woman for three days. It's not like I've had a lifetime to get used to women's footwear.  And if I can't walk well, the master will demote me. Instead of being a maid, he said I'd be a fucktoy for the stable hands. Looks like I have no choice but to try again.

Jonathan's Prom Night

"Man, I wish I could get under a chick's dress on prom night," Michael said.

"Yeah, I wish I could touch a girl's tits all night long," Jonathan added.

Little did the two young men realize, but a cunning fairy heard their wishes and decided to make them come true. Now it's prom night, and Michael will be wearing his friend Jonathan all night long!

Anyone?

Dan? Ramon? Phil? Anyone?  You can come out.  I think the witch is gone. She said something about me taking her place....Are you there? It's me!  I know I look like her, but she switched bodies with me before she ran off. So if you guys don't come out right now, I'm going to hunt you down and turn you into my little sluts!