Contagious

Stop, Danny. Don't come near me. You're still contagious...Please...I'm sorry I infected you with the TG Virus...Please stop. I don't want to be a girl like you!

Psylocked

OK, Mr. Smartypants. You thought you were so clever when you wished that you and your friends would be transformed into the X-Men. You didn't stop to think that half of the X-Men were women, did you. Well, I'm glad you got Wolverine's regeneration ability, because I'm about to ram this psychic blade where the sun don't shine.

Forgetful

Look, it's been fun being your girlfriend for the weekend, but I'm ready to change back now. Please tell me you didn't lose the remote...Seriously? First the condoms, now the remote? How forgetful can one person  be?