Look between the couch cushions

That's right, Brian, I hid your stupid magic remote. I know you were planning to use it to make me your slurry girlfriend, and I wasn't about to let that happen.

Why didn't I just change myself back? Oh, Brian, you have a lot to learn. This body is great! Everyone is super nice, I get free drinks, and since you set my arousal level to maximum, sex is fantastic. Why, I spent a whole hour in the shower this morning...

So give up on the remote, Brian. The only time you'll see it again is if I choose to turn you into my sexy, horny girlfriend.