Saturday, November 29, 2014

Dreamgirl

"Mr. Jenkins, we're afraid that there has been a mistake in your nanite surgery. You were supposed to be injected with the Beefcake 300 model, but you accidentally received the Dreamgirl 800 model. Your old body is beyond recovery, but we could always proceed with your original procedure."

"Who was this model meant for?"

"Gladys Hickenlooper, the fiance of publisher Eugene Wolf?"

"Wolf? The billionaire? Isn't he, like, ninety years old?"

"Ninety six, I believe. Shall we prepare to fix our mistake?"

"Not so fast. Get Mr. Wolf on the phone. I have a proposal for him..."

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