The Jerk's Girlfriend

Look, it's not like I had any choice in the matter. I didn't want to wander into the cursed cave. I was just making the best of a bad situation. I was going to tell you eventually that I used to be a guy. Please don't leave me here like this. I'm practically naked, I have no money, and I'm not even wearing shoes. Don't drive off! Don't....!

Jerk.

Well, he'll learn soon enough that the back of his car is loaded with rocks from the cursed cave.