That old dude in the Chinese junk shop promised me that the elixir he sold me would give me superpowers. He didn't say anything about it turning me into a woman...holy shit! That potion made me Wonder Woman! But it looks like he sold me a cheap Chinese knock-off. I'd go demand a refund, but do I really want to give up my dream of having powers? Or, for that matter, do I really want to give up this body?
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