Monday, October 19, 2015

Prenup

Sorry, Daniel. That face isn't going to make me give you your body back. Look, you should be thanking me. My old body is twenty years younger than the one I took from you. Of course, your body is a he'll of a lot richer, too. But, hey, you still have your looks, right? It's a real shame that the prenuptial you made me sign leaves you with nothing. I guess you can always go back to where you found me: working a Hooters in Orlando.

1 comment:

  1. Maybe Daniel can be really nice to his new husband and convince her not to divorce him. lol

    Cheers
    Zapper

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