Deadline

Where is she? My wife said she would be back home with the MAU by sunset today. It's getting close to three whole days. She wouldn't want me to be stuck in this body, would she?

Thinking things through

Ok, maybe "I wish to be famous" wasn't the best thought-out wish I could have made. I should have thought things through. Now I'm in the body of some teenage pop star, I'm going on stage in five minutes, and I don't have the slightest idea how to sing or dance!

Greetings from Phuket

Hi, John! It's me, Jack! I found out it was you who slipped me the potion and shipped me off to Thailand. I guess you thought I would end up as a cheap hooker. But I didn't become senior vice president without being resourceful. I'm doing quite well here. And I just wanted you to know that I bribed your cleaning lady to spike every drink in your house with the same potion you used to change me. From the look on your face, I can tell you had your usual after dinner scotch last night. Don't worry, the change you'll experience in a few hours is painless, and I'm sure you'll do well as a cute Asian girl. If not, there's always prostitution!