New parents

Kevin returned early from skiing, letting himself into his parents' room. He was shocked when he found two hot and topless young women cavorting in the suite's hot tub. They could not have been much older than him.

"Kevin," one of them said. "After twenty-five years of marriage, your mother and I have chosen to make a few changes and start over. I hope you can get used to us as your new mommies."

Kevin fainted dead away.

Complicated

My sister and I swapped bodies, thanks to my dad's new invention. It's taken him a month to figure out how to swap us back, but in that time I've become the most popular girl in school and have started dating Brad Jeffries. Do I have to go back?

Shower head

Yeah, I loaded your shower head with nanites. You gotta admit, it's pretty funny, and you look hot as a girl. I'll tell you what. If you suck me off right now, I'll give you some of the anti-nanites to turn back. If not...Well, you might be interested in that whoever's "pulse massage" setting.