Not upset at all

Most of the guys who contracted the TG Virus were utterly despondent for months. Losing their members was a trauma that proved difficult to recover from. Not me, though. I had been fantasizing about having a body like this my whole life. For others, the virus is a curse. For me, it's a dream come true.

Rich and famous

Well, when I wished to be rich and famous, I should have known something like this could happen. I found myself in the body of Tiffany Styles, the hottest country singer in years.  I have five minutes until I'm due on stage. I sure hope I know how to play this thing.

Forbidden Forest

I always thought that the Forbidden Forest was named that to keep curious kids away. But when I went in there looking for morels, I encountered a fairy princess. She shrieked when she saw a man as big as I was, and she covered me in  pixie dust. These days, I live in the forest, helping the fairies keep it safe from intruders. And for some reason, men are FORBIDDEN from entering this FOREST.

Now I get it.