Renewed

The old man in the bathrobe asked me if I had any regrets. I had worked hard my whole life. I had a lot of material success, and on the whole I was happy with my relationships. However, I told him that I regretted being so serious in my youth. I never took the time for fun in high school or college. He sold me some bath oils and told me that they would renew my outlook on life. Well, they worked! Here I am: thirty years younger, female, and stacked! I can't wait to enjoy myself this time around!

Suck-ubus

Mark and his girlfriend Yvette were falling deeply in love, but after a month of dating, Mark still hadn't received more than a chaste peck on the cheek. In as nonconfrontational a manner as he could, he asked her why she was being so chaste.  Oddly, she handed him a bright red lollipop and told him to lick it while she explained.  Mark was confused, but the lollipop was delicious and he wasn't about to refuse Yvette anything.

"I'm in love with you, Mark, and I want to spend eternity with you," she explained. "But I have a confession to make. I am a succubus, and any sexual contact I have with a mortal will drain their essence and make me more powerful. However, I have decided that you are the one, so I infused that lollipop with pure demonic ichor. You should be feeling the changes by now. You're going to become my twin sister. Now we can make love safely and hunt the mortal realm together...forever!

Oblivious

Jeez, Mike, look at him. He has no clue what the curses in that book are doing to him. He's acting like he's always been the hottest chick on campus. As soon as He's done transforming, we have got to get That book into the hands of as many dudes as possible!

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