My ex-girlfriend, the witch, thought it would be funny to switch my gender. She said it was fitting punishment for ogling so many chicks. Whatever. But to add icing on the cake, she added a curse that would make my tits grow any time I looked at another woman. Of course, that part of the curse didn't kick in until I went to the beach for my first time as a woman. So many hot chicks...and now I have jugs the size of volleyball, and I'm rapidly outgrowing every scrap of clothing I own!
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