Cursed

Holy crud. That's what I look like? The old guy at the shop said that the pendant would turn me into my heart's desire.  Well, I thought I desired to become a beefy hunk to get the girls. I guess the pendant read that the wrong way, and it made me into exactly the type of girl I hoped to impress. And sadly, the kind of girl I was hoping to impress was a cock-starved slut...