The papers listed my disappearance as a 'ski accident', and my body was assumed missing under the avalanche. Little did anyone know that I skied off the trail into a magical glen. The fairies there decided it would be funny if they turned Ski Bum Bill into Ski Bunny Brenda. At least they made my new body resistant to the cold. I can ski all year round, now.
Well, based on that I'd say the fairies did him a favor . . . lol
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Zapper