No zappa me!

Hey, fun is fun, but you need to put the gun down. I've checked, and I'm pretty sure my little soldier is nowhere to be found.  If you thought I was going to jump your bones just because you gave me a pussy and a spectacular rack, you have another think...hey, stop pointing that thing at me!...mmm, what did you do? I feel all tingly and good. Why don't you come over here and we can search for my little soldier together. Or maybe I can play with yours for a while.