Request: Little Red Riding Mitch

"...and so Goldilocks ran away and never went into the woods again. The end." Mitch closed the book and started to get up. The story didn't seem to make his stepdaughter any sleepover, but he was ready for bed himself.

"More!" Amy yelled.

"Sorry, kid. One story per night." Mitch knew he would be here for hours if Amy had her way.

"More!"

"Fine. Little Red Riding Hood didn't listen to her parents. Then she got eaten by a wolf. The end."

"That's now how it goes!" Amy yelled, loud enough for the whole building to hear. "Tell it right!"

"Sorry."

"You meanie! I wish a wolf would eat you!"

The next thing Mitch knew, he was standing in a forest, wearing little more than a red hooded cloak. Two huge breasts filled an immense bra on his chest, and Mitch knew that he wasn't in Kansas anymore. Another woman, with dark hair and the same over-the-top proportions that Mitch now sported was eyeing him hungrily.

"I'm Bea Bea Wolfe, and I want to eat you out," she said, pure lust in her eyes. Mitch knew that the fairy tale he was now in was not the  kind his wife would want him reading to Amy!