Request: Scottie to Steffani

"That's right," Alan laughed. "I found that special remote control of yours, Scottie. It wasn't hidden as well as you thought it was."

"Alan, don't do anything stupid..." Scottie began.

"You've always thought I've been stupid haven't you? Well, would a stupid guy pause you, so you would have to sit still and watch the changes I do to you until I'm done?"

Scottie was rooted to the spot. Inside, his stomach twisted into knots as he realized how helpless he was.

"You're going to make the best girlfriend ever," Alan continued as he started to press buttons. Scottie could feel his body contort with each change made. "Short, cute as hell, Asian. Making me happy is going to be such a turn-on for you. I think your new name is going to be...Steffani."

Alan finally released his hold on Steffani. The new girl thought to lunge for the remote. Instead she sank to her knees before her new boyfriend. Alan laughed at his complete triumph, but as Steffani unbuttoned his fly, she realized that he had left several loopholes in her programming. She would have to wait...