Yeah, I know what you're thinking. All this ink, these clothes. It sort of looks like I've given up on finding a cure for the TG Virus. Well, you'd be right. It's been months, and I've had plenty of time to think about my options. This is my body now, and I've grown to love it.
Damn it. She's not coming back, is she? Why did I agree to switch bodies with my sister on her wedding day? I mean, she wasn't lying about her stage fright. I was more than happy to take her vows for her. But the ceremony was hours ago, and the honeymoon is just starting. Mike's a nice guy and deal, but sex with him was not part of the bargain. Oh, there he is...I need another drink.