Monday, February 20, 2017

No zappa me!

Hey, fun is fun, but you need to put the gun down. I've checked, and I'm pretty sure my little soldier is nowhere to be found.  If you thought I was going to jump your bones just because you gave me a pussy and a spectacular rack, you have another think...hey, stop pointing that thing at me!...mmm, what did you do? I feel all tingly and good. Why don't you come over here and we can search for my little soldier together. Or maybe I can play with yours for a while.

Sunday, February 19, 2017


Hi, it's me, Rick. No, really. Remember that sample I brought home from the lab?  Well, just a sip turned me into this... No, it didn't hurt at all. In fact, it feels great.  If you want to try it, I left more than enough for you...

Saturday, February 18, 2017

Reaction shot

I've never felt so exposed in my life. Aaron must have drugged me and zapped me with the prototype of the Transmogrifier.  Then he put me in this bikini and left me in the park three miles from the lab.  Very funny, Aaron.

Well, I'm almost back to the lab. Aaron can have his little laugh and we can get me zapped back to normal...wait, where are those fire engines going?  Is that smoke coming from the lab? Oh, please, let the gun be OK...