Saturday, August 19, 2017

Busted

Shit! Was that my wife? She wasn't supposed to be home for hours.  The TF Gun won't recharge for at least another thirty minutes. How am I going to explain my little hobby to her?

Thursday, August 17, 2017

Don't panic

The other members of the crew freaked out and ran inland when we discovered that we had landed on Genderswap Island. I, on the other hand, stayed on the beach and enjoyed everything the magic of this island had to offer. The guys will come to their senses, eventually. Then we can all have some real fun!

Tuesday, August 15, 2017

Leaving out the details

"What the hell, man? When I agreed to drink that potion and pose as your girlfriend, you told me the effects would wear off in three days. It's been a week..."

"Hey, would you have drunk it if you knew it was permanent. But I'm really grateful to you for helping to convince my parents I was straight. Maybe I can cover the rent this month to show my gratitude?"

"Make it six months. I have a feeling that this new body comes with a 'bitch mode' you do not want to unleash."