Saturday, October 1, 2016

The Best Flowers

One sniff of the rare Tiresias Blossom and I ended up like this.  No-one is ever going to believe that I was once Professor Clark Rimsby.  There's no way I can go back to my old life now. I guess I'll have to stay and protect this glade...and cultivate more Tiresias Blossoms.

Friday, September 30, 2016


Take a look at your new body, Brian. Look familiar? It's the same as that tramp you thought you kept hidden from me. You really like big, jiggly tits, don't you? Well, I hope you're as good as she is at making them pay your way. I'm taking the house, the car, and the kids.

Wednesday, September 28, 2016

Like, OMG

Oh, my God! What am I going to do? How on earth did I allow the magic wand to fall into the garbage disposal? My kids are going to be home from school any minute. How am I going to tell them that their daddy now looks like their babysitter? What on earth am I going to tell my wife?