Friday, October 21, 2016


I always dreamed of becoming a beautiful woman, so when I obtained a magic wishing ring, I immediately said: "I wish I could become Miss Universe." This is certainly not what I expected. My nipple alone is bigger than a thousand suns!

Thursday, October 20, 2016

Facing reality

"Come on, Tim, smile for the camera."

"I don't want to, John."

"Look, that old witch is dead, and the magic to change us back died with her. We have no job, no ID, no money. If we can't make this modeling gig work, we'll starve."

Wednesday, October 19, 2016

Eight months

This is the android body they gave me for the eight month journey to Jupiter's moons. The other nine astronauts aboard the Icarus  all have identical bodies.  NASA thinks that this will improve morale by forcing us to think and act like a team. With a lot of wild lesbian sex, apparently.  Then it's a six month mission there, and another eight months back. And then these android bodies are built to last four hundred years...We may decide to go colonize a nearby system.