Thursday, December 31, 2015

New Years Swap

Ahh. Don't tell Erica where I am. If she doesn't find me with that amulet of hers before midnight, I get to keep her body for all of 2016. And it's almost time, do you hear?!  Happy New Year!  A very happy new year...

Wednesday, December 30, 2015

Let's go

"Alan, I know that's you. I don't know how Dr. Schmidt changed your body like that, but we've got to get you out of here. We can work on a cure later."

"But I can't leave Dr. Schmidt. He's my ideal man in every way. I love him and I live to serve him."

"Jesus, Alan, did he fuck with your brain, too?"

"I'd prefer that you not call me Alan anymore. My name is now Ashley, and I think it's time for you to go."

Tuesday, December 29, 2015


"Hey, do you see Paul checking us out? Do you think he suspects that we're his best buds?"

"Judging by the way his swim trunks are tenting and the way he can't take his eyes off our tits, I'd say our secret is safe."

"Do you want to drive him even wilder by making out in front of him?"

"I have an even better idea. Let's slip some of the potion in his beer. Paul always said he wanted to see a lesbian three-way. Now he can take part in one."

Monday, December 28, 2015

Not Mike

No, you can't be Mike. Mike is a 250 pound man. And I know him well enough to know that if he got changed into a girl, he would be mad as hell, not smiling stupidly at me. So nice try, "Mike," but I'm not about to be punked today...Hey, it's nice of you do offer me some of your drink, even though I saw through your clumsy joke...Hey, it's making my whole body tingle. And come to think of it, where IS Mike?

Sunday, December 27, 2015

A wish your heart makes

What the fuck? One minute I'm in line at the soup kitchen, wishing I could have a posh life, and the next, I'm here, in a chick's body and I'm wearing a dress. And that dude in funny clothes just called me "Your Highness." Could this be real?

Saturday, December 26, 2015

The Problem with Magic Boxes

What do you mean, your magic box has stopped working? Dammit, Carl, you better get it fixed. You tricked me into turning into a girl, and if I'm stuck in this stripper's body for a day longer than I have to be, I'll make sure you lose your dick, too. Only I won't need alien technology to take it from you.

Thursday, December 24, 2015

A day early

So Mike and I each decided to open our present from you a day early. We were pissed at first that you gave us cursed presents that turned us into hot chicks, but then we found out how much fun we can have in our new bodies. So we decided to chip in and get you a present to open early, too. Care to join us?

Merry Christmas!

Wednesday, December 23, 2015

A Christmas Carol

I told the Ghost of Christmas Past that the reason I was so grouchy around the holidays was because I felt I had been born in the wrong body. She took pity on me and gave me her own body to use as my own. When I woke up, I looked like this. And the cool thing is, everyone remembers me looking this way. It seems my name is Carol, now...

Tuesday, December 22, 2015

Best Christmas cookies ever

Honey, you remember the special sugar you told me not to use?

I used it to bake you some Christmas cookies. I might have tried one or two myself.  Funny how that sugar turned me into an exact copy of you. Anything you want to tell me?

Monday, December 21, 2015

A close shave

Damn. I thought that cop was looking at me because he knew I was Two Gun MacDougall, the most basses assassin in the world. But instead he just wanted to get me out of this dress. I'll hand it to the Doc. These nanites of him provide the perfect disguise when you're trying to lay low.

Sunday, December 20, 2015

Old life selfies

Ugh. She sent another deluge of photos of her in my old body. I was never much to look at, but I'd give anything to switch places with her again. She never told me that I would be stuck in this brothel serving five men a night while she galavants around in my old body having the time of her life.

Saturday, December 19, 2015

Request: First soldier in the catgirl army

"Are you kidding me, Doctor Briggs? We hired you to create super-soldiers, not to indulge some perverted fetish of yours."

"Major Tanker, I think that if you studied the physical specifications of the subject, you would find an exponential growth in speed, agility, strength, and reflexes..."

"As you say. But may I point out that your test subject, Sergeant Jonathan Sund, was a MAN before you injected him with your nanites?"

"Ah, Sir, that's the beauty of the procedure. Sergeant Sund can revert to his original form at any time by speaking a simple command phrase."

"Doctor, it has been three days since you turned him into this...thing. Why has there been no record of him resuming human form?"

"Well, Sir, he's had the chance, but he just hasn't chosen to. I think it may have something to do with the fact that, along with the other physical enhancements, the subject reports a tenfold increase in libido, sexual stimulation, and sexual pleasure. We have to keep a whole platoon of male and female soldiers on duty just to meet her needs. God knows what would happen if she went on a horny rampage."

Friday, December 18, 2015


Grant, don't walk away. I know that's you. You left the specs of the body you're wearing in the memory of the magic remote. I know it's fun having the body of a model, but you can't hide forever. Your wife misses you, and she's starting to suspect I know something. You're a good friend, Grant, but I'm not going to keep lying for you.

Thursday, December 17, 2015

Have a heart

Have a heart, Ray. The monkey paw cursed me to be subject to your will, but show a little restraint. First you turn me into a copy of your ex. Then, you put me in this humiliating outfit. And now, I'm thinking thoughts that I know I would not have naturally. Please stop before we both go too far!

Wednesday, December 16, 2015


You may think you're a pretty big Star Wars fan. But are you willing to go as far as I did, using your one wish to become part of the adventure? Why the Slave Leia costume, rather than a Jedi or Han Solo, you may ask? You must not know me very well...

Tuesday, December 15, 2015


I only have a few minutes to decide if I want to end the exchange program and go back to my old body back in the States. If I walk away now, I can stay as Michiko forever. Is this what I really want? What should I do?

Monday, December 14, 2015

Never knew love

"Once there was a girl who never knew love until a boy broke her heart," recited Mandy as she watched her former boyfriend Alex cower in fear and confusion in his unfamiliar new body.  "You should have been nicer to me. Now you're going to live as a girl until you have experienced the kind of heartbreak I have known. And in case you forget what I have been through, check out your new tattoo.

Sunday, December 13, 2015

Fan favorites

Attendance at Dodgers games was dwindling, until the front office came up with the "Win the Body of your Dreams!" promotion. These lucky fans are Dodgers fans for life!

Saturday, December 12, 2015


I'm sorry, Pete. I didn't know that this would happen to you. I had just one wish, and I've been so desperate. How could I resist wishing for a beautiful, loving girlfriend? Please don't be mad.

Friday, December 11, 2015

At last!

At last! Breasts! I tried every gender swapping technique under the sun, but nothing seemed to work. My TG Gun broke, my MAU expired, and the potion that witch sold me turned out to be vinegar. Who knew that a simple wish on a star could give me the body I've always dreamed of.

Thursday, December 10, 2015

Maid to order

Oh, Bill. I almost feel sorry for you. You knew that I was a witch, and yet you went and cheated on me. You'll be much more obedient in this body. I guess you're lucky that I reduced your intelligence so much that you can't really comprehend the degradation and humiliation that awaits you.

Wednesday, December 9, 2015

You like?

So remember how you once said you would like it if you had a hot chick for a roommate instead of me? Well, I saved up for morphic nanite surgery. Looks like you got the hot chick you wanted, and I can stay in the apartment. You like?

Tuesday, December 8, 2015

Pull the other one

You had me going there for a second, telling me that the tomb would destroy the manhood of any who violated it. I mean, it's been a whole day since we broke the seal, and there's no sign of a curse. In fact, I feel better than I have in years...Jenkins, why are you laughing?

Monday, December 7, 2015


The wand is broken? You can fix it, right? Or get another? I can't be stuck like this! My daughter will freak if she finds out you changed me into her twin.

Sunday, December 6, 2015


I probably should have specified the game when I wished to become a "kickass video game hero," Harold mused.

Saturday, December 5, 2015

Second thoughts

The witch said I had twenty four hours to find the girl with whom I swapped bodies if I ever wanted to get my old one back. She did not take well to being me, and she went on a total bender. I located her with one hour to spare. Over the phone, I told her she could meet me at the airport, while I hung out at the apartment of some chick I met at the lesbian bar. Like I'm going to go back to being a flabby fifty year old man when I have a body like this!

Friday, December 4, 2015


I had all weekend to experiment with the MAU, so I thought I would try a cute female Asian body. Somehow, thought, there was an imaging glitch in the system, and moments after I stepped out of the unit, another nearly identical me stepped out. Then another. And another. And another. That's when  the machine coughed up some smoke and died. Turns out we're all the same person, just repeated five times. I'd be pretty stressed out about not getting my old body back, but now  have four close friends and lovers to get me through it.

Thursday, December 3, 2015

ET Phone Home

Dude, you're never going to believe what happened. I got kidnapped by aliens. They poked and probed me for three days, then they told me that they would give me a superior form based on my subconscious, to compensate me for my troubles. They must have read the wrong fantasy, because this is how I ended up. And, dude, be careful. I think they're coming for you next.

Wednesday, December 2, 2015

Awkward explanations

Oh, hi, honey. You're probably wondering why I'm in this body again. I know we promised each other that we'd only use the TF Gun for special occasions, but you were away for the weekend, and I kind of missed the feeling of being a girl. I hope you're not mad.

Tuesday, December 1, 2015

Last Stop

The longer I stayed on the train, the more I changed. With each successive stop, I grew more and more feminine. I probably should have jumped off right away, but I held out the slim hope that the magic that was changing me would somehow change me back. Finally, the train came to a stop and powered down. "End of the line, Miss," the conductor said. "You'll have to get off."

Monday, November 30, 2015

Awkward moment

That awkward moment when your buddy informs you that the spell he used to switch your body with your cousin's is permanent.

Sunday, November 29, 2015


Honey, guess what? The guys at the lab discovered a new delivery system for the body morphing nanite technology. Now, changing your body is as easy as taking a bath.  How would you like to join me? There's more than enough bubbles in here for two.

Saturday, November 28, 2015


Where is he? Alan was supposed to be here three days ago with a new power cell for that magic remote of his. But he's late. And speaking of late, my monthly visitor should have been here a week ago. I think I'm in trouble.

Friday, November 27, 2015

Don't be a baby

God, don't be such a baby. I don't remember you asking my permission when you used that ray gun of yours to turn me into the girl of your dreams. Power Girl, really? I thought you were more mature than that. And I thought you were smarter than to try to touch my super-boobs. No matter how a woman is dressed, her body still belongs to her. So, no, I'm not going to apologize for using my heat vision to vaporize your little toy. You gave me this body and these powers. Now deal with the fact that I'm in charge now.

Thursday, November 26, 2015


Look at what just a few grains of this magic salt did to me. I'm guessing that no-one is going to be calling me Grandpa this thanksgiving. I think I'll spike the gravy with the rest of the salt. They'll thank me for it...

Wednesday, November 25, 2015


Um, remember when I said I sealed the lab so the TG Virus couldn't escape containment? I have s confession to make. I may have taken one or two teeney tiny shortcuts.

Tuesday, November 24, 2015

Game, set, match

OK, I know I agreed to wager my masculinity on the outcome of our match. And it was nice of you to offer me a chance to win it back. But do you really think it's fair for me to play in the outfit you conjured for me. I can't run in these heels!

Monday, November 23, 2015

Crappy lab procedure

So when I volunteered to be a test subject for these body morphing nanites you invented, I did so under two assumptions. One, any changes you made to me would be reversible and, two, you would save a backup copy of my old body for me to change back into. You have got to be the worst scientist I have ever met.

Sunday, November 22, 2015

Traditional wishes

I've read so many stories about genies who twist wishes so they end up turning their masters into horny women. I figured that the genies must have gotten it out of their systems by now. I mean, genderswap twists are so cliche, right? So when I found a wishing ring of my own, I figured that the genie would grant my requests for youth, good looks, and wealth pretty much as I intended. Now I'm the trophy wife of a Shanghai billionaire. Seems I overestimated the maturity of genies.

Saturday, November 21, 2015


"Hey, Kyle, I thought you creatures of the night were supposed to avoid direct sunlight."

"You're thinking vampires, idiot. That cursed statue we found in a sea cave turned me into a succubus. We can endure the sun, and if you had a body like mine, wouldn't you show it off in a bikini? Now don't blow my cover, or I'll suck your soul."

Friday, November 20, 2015


"Holy crap! My transformation gun works! Isn't that great news, Ben?"

"*giggle!* Who's Ben? I'm Candace, and I'm here to fulfill your every desire."

"Stop playing, Ben. The transformation was only supposed to be physical. If your mind was effected, too, I'm not sure I can change you back."

"Change me back to what? Who is this Ben you keep talking about. Look, do you wanna fuck or don't you?"

Thursday, November 19, 2015

No place like home

I took shelter as best as I could from the tornado, but when it lifted me from my hiding place, I thought I was a goner.  I blacked out, and when I came to, I was surrounded by a bunch of short people cheering me as being a witch killer. I also found myself in the body of a teenaged girl. I don't think I'm in Kansas anymore.

Wednesday, November 18, 2015

Save the rain forest

We know so little about the plant and animal species that have yet to be discovered in the rainforest. The potential for medical advances are staggering. For example, just last week, before I was scratched by the Jubjub Thorn, I was a forty year old medical researcher named Brian.

Tuesday, November 17, 2015


I know you think it's funny every time you see me like this. Yeah, nothing is funnier than zapping your best bud with a gender swap ray. Well, I've learned to live with it. I don't care if you fix that toy of yours. See that yacht out there? That belongs to my new husband. So who's laughing now?

Monday, November 16, 2015

Stop growing!

Stop growing! Damn. I'm going to be huge. I thought the witch was going to punish me by simply turning me into a girl. But it looks like her spell is turning me into an overendowed teenage sexpot, just like her daughter. How was I to know that the kid was only sixteen?

Sunday, November 15, 2015

Surprised daughter

Hi, June! It's me, your dad! And this is Uncle Roy. After that call from the principal, we decided you needed more supervision while you were at school. So we used Roy's nanobots to become teenage girls. We're going to be your new best friends!

Saturday, November 14, 2015

Sculpture garden

What am I going to do? I finally found the sculpture of Tiresias where I was changed into a girl. But whatever magic changed me seems to be gone. I can't live my life like this! People are looking at me...

Friday, November 13, 2015


Look, I agreed to come over for tea to listen to your proposal. But if you keep spotting nonsense, I'm going to leave. Swapping someone's gender with no more than a few microscopic nanites is impossible. You'll be laughed out of the scientific community if you go public with this without proof...Hey, why is your apartment so drafty?

Thursday, November 12, 2015

Final countdown

Dammit, where is she? If my wife doesn't return with my body in the next thirty minutes, were going to be stuck in our swapped bodies. She always did have a rotten sense of timing. The least she could do is call.