Thursday, March 31, 2016
Wednesday, March 30, 2016
Tuesday, March 29, 2016
Monday, March 28, 2016
"Well what else are we going to do? Tell the cops that the toy raygun we found turned Officer Parker into a mindless bimbo? Anyhow, with a body like that, I don't think he'll have any trouble hitching a ride back to town."
Sunday, March 27, 2016
"Yes, but then I wouldn't have had the pleasure of turning my obnoxious, misogynist brother into the sister I always wanted. Now give me a sexy pose or I just might forget the counterspell until after the school year begins."
Saturday, March 26, 2016
Friday, March 25, 2016
Thursday, March 24, 2016
Wednesday, March 23, 2016
The officer did not see my slight smile as I turned away from the door and towards my new life as a supermodel.
Tuesday, March 22, 2016
Monday, March 21, 2016
"Brendan can't hear you. We have improved his body to conform to our corporate policy. As his next of kin, however, you have some say as to his new personality template. Would you prefer bubbly and affectionate, or demure and submissive?"
Sunday, March 20, 2016
"I can't help it. This is the best prank ever. He's going to freak when he wakes up."
"Yeah, I know. Pretty funny. Just don't lose the scroll that explains how to change him back."
"Uh-oh. You mean that yellowed tube-y thing of old paper?"
"Don't tell me..."
"Um, when does the recycling truck come by?"
Saturday, March 19, 2016
Friday, March 18, 2016
Thursday, March 17, 2016
Wednesday, March 16, 2016
"Don't be so negative," Steve said. "Ever since we've been turned into chicks, we've been living the good life. We make good money as models, and our social life is a million times better. I'd say heels are a small price to pay."
Tuesday, March 15, 2016
Monday, March 14, 2016
Sunday, March 13, 2016
"Lighten up, Grant. As far as anyone knows, we're two hot chicks out for a night of clubbing."
"I still can't believe you talked me into this. There has got to be an easier way to score free drinks."
"Shut up and keep smiling. Those two guys are heading our way."
Saturday, March 12, 2016
Friday, March 11, 2016
Thursday, March 10, 2016
Wednesday, March 9, 2016
Tuesday, March 8, 2016
"Honestly, Dan, you need to relax. It's not like we've done it or anything. She'll realize that it's still, horny, hetero Dan inside of here, the same rookie you've had for three years. Seriously, ever since I got my shareholding powers, you've been way too edgy."
Monday, March 7, 2016
"Yeah, and after he misses the next fight, we're each going to make millions."
"Yeah, but why a babe? Couldn't we have just put him on ice for a few weeks?"
"Watch. Hey, Bruiser! Take off your lingerie, crawl over here, and give my friend the best blow job of his life."
"Right away, master."
"Oh, I get it now."
Sunday, March 6, 2016
Saturday, March 5, 2016
"You idiot! That thing is alien tech. There's no way to recharge it, and after you went on your bimbo spree, there might not be enough power to reverse it!"