Thursday, March 31, 2016

No hurry

Now that I see how hot I look in the mirror, and now that I know how awesome my tits and pussy can make me feel, I'm not really in a hurry to find an antidote to the genderswap potion my roommate slipped me.

Awkward explanations

So, um, we perfected the morphic nanite technology...but I guess you know that, huh. I wasn't supposed to bring the sample home, but the fridge at the lab broke, yeah. I guess you know that the sample bottle looks exactly like a bottle of Sirracha...OK, stop looking at me like that, OK?

Wednesday, March 30, 2016

A really big haystack

Oh, shit! Where's the amulet? I must have dropped it while I was hiking. It could be anywhere in this wilderness. How am I going to tell Lyndsey that I borrowed her body while I went on vacation?

Tuesday, March 29, 2016


I should cast the spell that negates the bodyswap spell. I should let this heiress have her body and life back. I should give up the billions and the yacht. I should give up this spectacular rack and the incredible orgasms this body has...oh, who am I kidding?

Monday, March 28, 2016

Hitchin' Rides

"You're just going to leave him there like that?"

"Well what else are we going to do? Tell the cops that the toy raygun we found turned Officer Parker into a mindless bimbo? Anyhow, with a body like that, I don't think he'll have any trouble hitching a ride back to town."

Sunday, March 27, 2016

First modeling gig

"This is ridiculous. You could have just hired a model to do these silly cosplay shots."

"Yes, but then I wouldn't have had the pleasure of turning my obnoxious, misogynist brother into the sister I always wanted. Now give me a sexy pose or I just might forget the counterspell until after the school year begins."

Saturday, March 26, 2016


When the TG Virus spread to the seminary, most of the young priests were devastated, as their new gender barred them from their religious calling. A few, like Father Joe here, decided to embrace the new path that God had set them on.

Friday, March 25, 2016

TG Virus

"Why the fuck didn't you tell me you were contagious? There's no cure for the TG Virus!"

"Why the fuck didn't you wear a condom like I asked you to. Serves you right. Now you'll learn what I had to go through when I caught the virus."

Thursday, March 24, 2016

Small time to big time

Hank was a small time crook who found a wishing rock. He was tired of being a hood in a world of superheroes and villains, so he wished to become Gotham's greatest burglar. In retrospect, he should have been more careful with the wording of his wish. On the other hand, life as Selena Kyle has been everything he could have hoped for.

Wednesday, March 23, 2016


I watched as the police dragged away my old body. He screamed and ranted as they put him in the patrol car. "Imagine," I told one of the officers. "That pathetic teenage boy actually believes that I swapped bodies with him. He clearly needs help."

The officer did not see my slight smile as I turned away from the door and towards my new life as a supermodel.

Tuesday, March 22, 2016

A second chance

Philip's and Derek's bodies were shattered in the car crash. There was one medical procedure that could save them, and it was still highly experimental. Their consciousnesses were uploaded not android bodies. Sadly, there was only one model available: the Sexbot 4000. While both men are grateful to be alive, they are finding the programming of their new bodies to be something of a challenge.

Monday, March 21, 2016

Programming Brendan

"Brendan? Is that you? My God, what did they do to you?"

"Brendan can't hear you. We have improved his body to conform to our corporate policy. As his next of kin, however, you have some say as to his new personality template. Would you prefer bubbly and affectionate, or demure and submissive?"

Sunday, March 20, 2016


"Ssh. Stop laughing. You'll wake him."

"I can't help it. This is the best prank ever. He's going to freak when he wakes up."

"Yeah, I know. Pretty funny. Just don't lose the scroll that explains how to change him back."

"Uh-oh.  You mean that yellowed tube-y thing of old paper?"

"Don't tell me..."

"Um, when does the recycling truck come by?"

Saturday, March 19, 2016

Stays in Vegas

Bob and William knew that what "happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas." However, their behavior was extreme, even by the standards of Sin City. After a slight attitude and gender adjustment, they're going to stay in Vegas until they've made things right. Sadly, they can't seem to resist the wild times...

Friday, March 18, 2016

Tidal woes

The tide came in and washed Martin's beach bag out to sea. His passport was inside! It looks like his stay on Genderswap Island is going to be extended indefinitely!

I'll be posting requests in April. Magic takes time! ;)

Thursday, March 17, 2016

Irish for a day

The leprechaun had been drinking when he made me "Irish for a day." For twenty-four hours, I was a buxom Irish redhead with a killer accent. When the twenty-four hours were up, I thought I would go back to my original body. Instead, the little green creep seems to have made a mistake about my original ethnicity...and gender!

Wednesday, March 16, 2016


"Ugh, I don't think I'll ever get used to heels," Alexander complained.

"Don't be so negative," Steve said. "Ever since we've been turned into chicks, we've been living the good life. We make good money as models, and our social life is a million times better. I'd say heels are a small price to pay."

Tuesday, March 15, 2016


"You asshole!" Lily cried. "First you copy my body. Now you're copying my cosplay!"

Poor Harold. He had thought that life would be a sexy lesbian romp when the lab accident turned him into Lily's twin. Sadly, she did not take the change well.

Monday, March 14, 2016

Sharing the love

My life has been so awesome since I transformed! Let me help you live out you fantasy, too! I'm happy to take requests that appear in the comments...

Sunday, March 13, 2016

Dumb idea

"This is a dumb idea, Rick. Everyone is going to know who we are."

"Lighten up, Grant. As far as anyone knows, we're two hot chicks out for a night of clubbing."

"I still can't believe you talked me into this. There has got to be an easier way to score free drinks."

"Shut up and keep smiling. Those two guys are heading our way."

Saturday, March 12, 2016

Naughty nymph

People had complained to the manager about Vincent's lewd behavior. As a witch, she thought it was just to turn Vincent into exactly the kind of girl he had been harassing. She would have turned him back at the end of the week, but when he continued his behavior, she used her most powerful magic  to turn Vincent into an actual nymph. Now Vincent is bound to the resort forever, submissively serving any guest who finds her attractive.

Friday, March 11, 2016

Not the mommy

Ever since my wife died, my daughter Sophie has grown increasingly angry and defiant. That four year old fought me on everything, from wearing the clothes I picked for her to wear to eating at dinnertime. One night, after a battle over bedtime, she shouted "I wish you were my mommy instead of my daddy." I don't know how she managed it, but my body started to change...

Thursday, March 10, 2016


I thought that it would take days for the TG Virus to full change me, but after only a few hours, I had fully changed into a sexy, female version of myself. I must have caught some virulent, mutated form of the bug. I know I should quarantine myself, but this new body has certain urges that need,to be filled.

Wednesday, March 9, 2016


"John, you know that mug is full of the genderswap potion, right?"


"And you know there's no antidote, right?"


"And that one of the side effects is extreme sexual arousal?"

"Yep. Wanna fuck?"


Tuesday, March 8, 2016


"Jesus, Bob. You have to change back now. My girlfriend will be here any second now, and she's going to flip if she catches you looking like that."

"Honestly, Dan, you need to relax. It's not like we've done it or anything. She'll realize that it's still, horny, hetero Dan inside of here, the same rookie you've had for three years. Seriously, ever since I got my shareholding powers, you've been way too edgy."

Monday, March 7, 2016


"That's really Bruiser Delgado? The greatest modularity in the world is now a skinny blonde sexpot?"

"Yeah, and after he misses the next fight, we're each going to make millions."

"Yeah, but why a babe? Couldn't we have just put him on ice for a few weeks?"

"Watch. Hey, Bruiser! Take off your lingerie, crawl over here, and give my friend the best blow job of his life."

"Right away, master."

"Oh, I get it now."

Sunday, March 6, 2016

Strawberry feels

God, these berries are so good. I know what they're doing to my body. Each bite is turning me into a sexy woman, but I can't stop eating them. There's still almost an entire bowl left. I wonder how hot I'll look after I eat them all?

Saturday, March 5, 2016


"Now, do you want to tell me where I can find more batteries for your girlie gun, or do I have to zap you again?"

"You idiot! That thing is alien tech. There's no way to recharge it, and after you went on your bimbo spree, there might not be enough power to reverse it!"

Friday, March 4, 2016

Plain sight

Wearing my new body, I walked past the goons in plain sight. They couldn't take their eyes off my cleavage, but they'd never suspect that I was Dr. Carl Peterson, the inventor of the morphic nanites. I knew that they'd be watching my house for a while. I'd have to lay low in this body for a few months while my results were published. I wasn't allowed to allow the greatest discovery of the millennium be used for petty crime.

Thursday, March 3, 2016

Prank war

Rico stared at his coffee. It must have been drugged with the genderswap potion. How could he have been so careless? This prank war with George was getting out of hand.

Wednesday, March 2, 2016

Luna Lovegreat

Harry and Ron had each sipped the polyjuice potion that contained one strand of Luna's golden hair. Far from being upset by the situation, the real Luna seemed amused by it. "Come on, boys," she said. "There's only a short time to live out a fantasy I've had for a long time..."

Tuesday, March 1, 2016

Request time!

There is a magic on the internet that is fueled by your dreams and fantasies. Send your requests to me in the comments section, and maybe that magic will work for you. My own transformation was the greatest thing that ever happened to me!

Scrambled molecules

Captain, I regret to inform you that Chief Engineer Scott is out of regulation uniform again. Ever since the transporter accident,, her behavior has been most erratic and emotional.