Saturday, August 19, 2017

Busted

Shit! Was that my wife? She wasn't supposed to be home for hours.  The TF Gun won't recharge for at least another thirty minutes. How am I going to explain my little hobby to her?

Thursday, August 17, 2017

Don't panic

The other members of the crew freaked out and ran inland when we discovered that we had landed on Genderswap Island. I, on the other hand, stayed on the beach and enjoyed everything the magic of this island had to offer. The guys will come to their senses, eventually. Then we can all have some real fun!

Tuesday, August 15, 2017

Leaving out the details

"What the hell, man? When I agreed to drink that potion and pose as your girlfriend, you told me the effects would wear off in three days. It's been a week..."

"Hey, would you have drunk it if you knew it was permanent. But I'm really grateful to you for helping to convince my parents I was straight. Maybe I can cover the rent this month to show my gratitude?"

"Make it six months. I have a feeling that this new body comes with a 'bitch mode' you do not want to unleash."

Sunday, August 13, 2017

For science

"Day Seven of the biomorphic nanite trial: The physical transformation appears to be complete and stable.  Results are optimal. I am about to begin my first field trial. If I can get three men to buy me drinks at Club Fredo tonight, I will proceed with the plan to market them.

Friday, August 11, 2017

Roomie privilege

Don't tell me you drank the stuff in the white bottle that I left in the fridge, Dan. That stuff was a potion that I was going to use to turn Cindy into my ideal girlfriend...yep, there's the ears...and the boobs.  Dan? Why are you looking at me that way?...hoo, boy. How am I going to explain this to Cindy?

Wednesday, August 9, 2017

Lucky

William was one of the few people who were happy with the results of the Great Swap. Which is good, since there was no known way of putting people back in their original bodies.

Monday, August 7, 2017

21st Century Language

"What the hell is this, genie? I wished to be the hottest dude on the beach.  Why on earth did you give me tits and a pussy?"

"It has been clear from my study of your language that for the last several years, 'dude' can be used to refer to people of either gender.Now if you'll excuse me, you have used your wish. I'm off to enrich someone else's life now..."

Saturday, August 5, 2017

Good news, or not

Hiy, Mike, good news!  We finally found an antidote to that gendersswap potion you drank three months ago. Looks like you can have your old body back...or not. Let me guess, you're going to stay that way, aren't you?

Thursday, August 3, 2017

Time's Up

What do you mean the wand isn't working anymore?  Look, Tim, I only agreed to this with the understanding that you could change me back. I have to be home in fifteen minutes. My wife is going to freak when she sees me like this.

Tuesday, August 1, 2017

Travel accident

Look, the "Take a Vacation from your Body" plan was supposed to be foolproof. My body was supposed to be in cold storage while I spent the last two weeks in the body of this sexdroid. You can't be serious that you allowed it to just walk off. What am I supposed to do in the meanwhile?

(The travel agent knew at the time that John's body had wandered into traffic, but they decided against telling him until the first shock had worn off. Sexdroids were not good under stress.)