Tuesday, August 29, 2017
"You mean he doesn't know he's doing it?"
"Dude, he's not even aware that the potion turned him into a girl, yet.This is too funny."
"So when do we break the news to him?"
"In a few minutes, he'll be so horny that he won't care anymore. Then you'll have the hot girlfriend you always wanted."
"Until the potion wears off, right?"
"Who said it wears off?"
Sunday, August 27, 2017
Friday, August 25, 2017
Wednesday, August 23, 2017
"Well, sort of. Their brains have been implanted into cybernetic bodies. Some of their memories and aspects of their behavior remain, but their personalities are controlled by the central programming chip."
"So you turned them into sexbots!"
"Charlie, you're not going to believe this, but they asked me to do the procedure on them."
"Bullshit! Who would..."
"It is true, Charlie. We are so much happier this way. Let us show you our capabilities, and you may want a body like this for yourself."
Monday, August 21, 2017
"Um, Professor, won't the subject object to being turned into a...ah...stripper."
"Don't stop!...Don't you dare stop!"
"Mr. Green? Kindly refrain from talking, as it biases the process and results."
Saturday, August 19, 2017
Thursday, August 17, 2017
Tuesday, August 15, 2017
"Hey, would you have drunk it if you knew it was permanent. But I'm really grateful to you for helping to convince my parents I was straight. Maybe I can cover the rent this month to show my gratitude?"
"Make it six months. I have a feeling that this new body comes with a 'bitch mode' you do not want to unleash."
Sunday, August 13, 2017
Friday, August 11, 2017
Wednesday, August 9, 2017
Monday, August 7, 2017
"It has been clear from my study of your language that for the last several years, 'dude' can be used to refer to people of either gender.Now if you'll excuse me, you have used your wish. I'm off to enrich someone else's life now..."
Saturday, August 5, 2017
Thursday, August 3, 2017
Tuesday, August 1, 2017
(The travel agent knew at the time that John's body had wandered into traffic, but they decided against telling him until the first shock had worn off. Sexdroids were not good under stress.)