Sunday, April 30, 2017

Given up

Yeah, I know what you're thinking. All this ink, these clothes. It sort of looks like I've given up on finding a cure for the TG Virus. Well, you'd be right. It's been months, and I've had plenty of time to think about my options. This is my body now, and I've grown to love it.

Saturday, April 29, 2017

Time's Up

Time's up, Mr. Henderson. You only paid for a week's pass at Bikini Beach. Pouting won't help you. If you want to stay in that body, you'll have to upgrade to a monthly or lifetime pass.

Friday, April 28, 2017


Damn it. She's not coming back, is she? Why did I agree to switch bodies with my sister on her wedding day? I mean, she wasn't lying about her stage fright. I was more than happy to take her vows for her. But the ceremony was hours ago, and the honeymoon is just starting. Mike's a nice guy and deal, but sex with him was not part of the bargain. Oh, there he is...I need another drink.

Thursday, April 27, 2017

Almost done

OK, I think the little guys are almost done their work. Who would have imagined that something like this was possible just ten years ago? Back then, I was a miserable person trapped in a man's body. Thanks to Nano-Body technology, I'm finally able to live the life I was meant to have!

Wednesday, April 26, 2017

Deep end

Look, Jerry, I think you've gone off the deep end. There's no way that toy gun of yours can change my 1982 Fort Escort into a massive Hummer.  And seriously? You think it can also change me into a hot chick? You need help...why are you laughing?

Tuesday, April 25, 2017

Request: It worked!

It worked! It fucking worked!

I'm in Denise's body!  Old Mr/ Happy is gone and now I have her sweet, glistening man-trap.  Just now, she's waking up and finding my pole between her legs. Well, too bad you didn't want it before, sweetie!  I get to enjoy everything about your body and your life now, including the money of the asshole you dumped me for.

Monday, April 24, 2017

Request: Eric loses a bet

I had been on such a hot streak at the blackjack table that I was convinced I couldn't lose. Every win doubled my stake, but I got greedy. I began making side bets, watching my pot grow even faster.  Finally some guy offered me a night with one of his hookers. That caught my interest, and I agreed without a second thought. Well, I should have paid more attention, because I'm stuck like this for a year.

Sunday, April 23, 2017

Power water

The dealer said that this energy drink would make me stronger and more attractive. I should have known that there would be a catch. I turned into a woman after the first sip. But look at these abs!  And I feel so good! Even though I'm terrified at losing my manhood, I can't stop taking more water.

Saturday, April 22, 2017

Sparkle in the sunlight

Look at the camera and smile, girls!  They're looking for their vampires in all the wrong places. For starters, they think we're still guys. Two, they still believe the old myth that vampires can't be exposed to sunlight.  So, who's hungry? What do you say we turn that lifeguard? I bet he would make a hot sister of the night. Or the beach.

Friday, April 21, 2017


Somehow the old witch thought that turning me into a woman would keep me from dating her daughter.  She certainly has a 20th century attitude towards gender roles. I wonder if she knows that her daughter is as gender fluid as I am?

Thursday, April 20, 2017


My wife had been saving her rejuvenation potion for her sixtieth birthday.  I couldn't help myself.  Should I tell her I drank it by accident? She's going to be furious when she discovers that I am now the woman she hoped to become.

Wednesday, April 19, 2017

Request: Mark Learns the Rules

I had been tempted by the promise of infinite power. What can I say? I was weak.  But it was worth it. Now I had the full powers of the goddess Hecate.  There were only two catches. I could never leave the tropical island where I found the idol that changed me, and I could never again assume male form. Technically, that makes me a prisoner. Still, I don't feel too bad about my choice. I see a shipful of playthings heading my way. This should be fun.

Tuesday, April 18, 2017

A little slow on the uptake

Hey, Marty? I think I discovered why this resort seemed to be so full of hot girls.  At least I didn't let the cashier talk me into the annual pass upgrade. That would have been awkward...Um, Marty?  You got the upgrade, didn't you?

Monday, April 17, 2017


We had been at sea for days, but still there was no sign of Tiresias Island.  The cursed island did not appear on any map, chart, or satellite image, but I had to do my best to find it again. If I didn't, I might be stuck like this forever.

Sunday, April 16, 2017


"How long has he been infected?"

"He contracted the TG Virus about a week ago. His transformation to fully female occurred less than forty-eight hours ago. He has been practically delirious with sexual desire since then."

"And you gave him that lingerie as some sort of joke?"

"Actually, sir, we have no idea how he obtained his current apparel.  But the clinic staff has been unable to resist his advances, hence the need for this isolation unit."

Saturday, April 15, 2017

Magic ink

Moments after I woke up, I looked down at my body. The curse seemed to be getting worse. Each day, the tattoos had spread over my skin, and my body had grown curvier and sexier. Worse, I felt my behavior becoming more feminine. And the crowning insult: I found it harder and harder to restrain my sexual impulses. Whoever dropped this curse on me was determined to turn me into some kind of slut. What would happen to me when the tattoos covered every inch of my skin?

Friday, April 14, 2017

New day

Oh, you're up. Do you like the new me? Yes, I finally got up the nerve to drink the potion we got from the old gypsy.  I knew that I would change, but not this much. I look old enough to be your daughter, don't I?...What? Yes, there is some of the potion left in the fridge. Do you really want to drink it?

Thursday, April 13, 2017

Help wanted

Look, I didn't ask for this to happen to me. It could easily have been you who was cursed by the demon to become a succubus. It was hard enough learning to adjust to having a body like this, but I also have certain needs I have to fill to survive.  You're the only one who knows who and what I am. If you don't help me, I'll have to start choosing victims in bars. I promise I won't drain you as much as last time.

Wednesday, April 12, 2017

Well, looky there.

Well, that's a surprise. Tits! I thought Tina was kidding when she said she would teach me a lesson.  I suppose I shouldn't have grabbed her ass in the hall. Who knew that she had actual magic powers?   I want to run and hide, but something is making me want to walk through public places like this.  God, I think she's making me into some kind of slut!

Tuesday, April 11, 2017

New morning

Wake up, Anthony!  It's a bright new morning.  Look around and tell me what you see is different....Yes, you're in a chair. I was able to move you in the night.  Now look down...Haha! Yes, you're no longer the CEO of Technicorp...Oh, stop freaking out. It's only a pair of breasts.  Half of the world has them.  Part of my little joke. All of your assets will now flow to me, and I'm going to need someone to help relieve me of the stress of my new position. See how funny that is?...Oh, lighten up, Anthony.  I've programmed your new body with a countless number of submission sub-routines. One way or another, you will learn to love your new life.

Monday, April 10, 2017


Why are you acting so weird around me, Ben? I'm still the same person you grew up with.  I mean, my body looks different because of what I went  through with the TG Virus, but we're still buddies, right?...Ben?  My eyes are up here, buddy.  Look, if I can handle this, you can, too. Stop acting creepy, OK?, I win't let you touch my tits.  God, Ben, your attitude is really starting to piss me off. You're making me glad that I didn't tell you that I'm still contagious.

Sunday, April 9, 2017

Harry Potter and the Potion of Doom

Harry stared into the mirror, waiting for the changes to wear off.  How long had he been there?  The effects of the Polyjuice Potion was only supposed to last one hour. Ron and Hermione had turned back long ago, and yet something in Harry's potion refused to allow him to change back.  Harry's heart sank. What if he couldn't change back?  Would his friends accept him if he had to live in the body of a Death Eater? Would he dare to explore his new body once he was back safe within the Gryffindor Tower?

Saturday, April 8, 2017

90% Accuracy

The time travel device worked. I had been worried that I would arrive in 1997 in a ball of flame. Instead, I traveled back in time twenty years and found myself in the body of my little sister.  So the time portal worked, just not as I expected.

Friday, April 7, 2017

Daddy's little secret

"Um, Dad? Does Mom know that you can change like this?"

"Don't be silly, Ryan. Of course she does. She found out about it on our first date. She said it's one of the reasons she was attracted to me. You see, she's always been bi, and my little gift allows us to get freaky both ways."

"Ugh, dad! TMI!"

Thursday, April 6, 2017


"Come on, Andrew. Smile!  I'm trying to take a picture here."

"Fuck you, man. You never said anything about taking nude photos in a public place."

"Who's nude? You're wearing a bikini, aren't you?"

"Big whoop. You're going to change me back when we're done here, right?"

"Unless I happen to drop the remote in that fountain. Which I might bloody well do if you don't fucking smile!"

Wednesday, April 5, 2017

Area 69

The aliens held me for over a month, poking, prodding, and learning what they could about human reproduction. They twisted and remolded my body to test out all of their theories. In the end, they removed my Y chromosome and replaced it with an X.  When they were done with me, the dumped me in the middle of the Nevada Desert. Great. I wonder if one of these cars will stop for me?

Tuesday, April 4, 2017


Mike could not bring himself to leave the house for months after he contracted the TG Virus.  It was just too humiliating. However, after a long talk with his sister, he decided to embrace his new body when the weather turned warmer.  Mike felt vulnerable and exposed when she appeared poolside in a bikini, but her friends and family were warm and supportive.

Monday, April 3, 2017

Wake up

Wake up, George.  You'll be happy to know that the surgery was a success. You now have a brand new cyborg body that should be much more durable than your old one was. Of course, your old one was 97 years old and cancer ridden, though, so that's not saying much, is it?  Anyhow, there was a slight wrinkle in your plans.  Your wife found out about your philandering back in the 50's and 60's.  She paid doctor Henderson a lot to customize your new body. Sorry about that. While you were out on the table, she had legal power of attorney.

Sunday, April 2, 2017

Heat of the moment brother and I were messing around with this wand we found in the dumpster behind the magic shop.  He turned me into a chick, and I turned him into a stuffed rabbit. Pretty fucking hilarious, right?  Well, it turns out that he has to lift my curse first in order to use the wand again, and in his current condition, he isn't really up to using the wand.


Saturday, April 1, 2017


Where was it? I knew that I had put the wand safely in my purse. If I could not find it before midnight, I would be screwed, and the disguise I had made for myself would become my default body. It had seemed like a good idea at the time, to change myself into a sexy woman to secure the Biggs contract. But how could I have been so careless? Now Mr Biggs thinks he can have his way with me, and I have no idea how to get out of this situation!