Wednesday, April 5, 2017

Area 69

The aliens held me for over a month, poking, prodding, and learning what they could about human reproduction. They twisted and remolded my body to test out all of their theories. In the end, they removed my Y chromosome and replaced it with an X.  When they were done with me, the dumped me in the middle of the Nevada Desert. Great. I wonder if one of these cars will stop for me?

2 comments:

  1. lol - with a body like that? She'll be lucky not to cause a traffic jam!

    Cheers
    Zapper

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