Disoriented

Where am I? This isn't Chicago.  And holy shit!  I'm a chick!  How did this happen? How am I going to get home without money or an ID?  And how am I going to explain this to my wife and kids?

Karma

That rich bitch thought she could make fun of me, just because she was a smoking hot babe who married a billionaire?  She should have known that I was a body hopper. I hope she's having fun in my old life. I know that I'm enjoying the hell out of her private jet.

Don't want to go!

You mean the weekend is over already? I've had so much fun at Bikini Beach, I don't want to leave.  How much does a weekly pass cost?  That's all? I'm going to stay here the rest of the summer!

Mine!

Don't you dare try to give me the antidote!  I know I said that taking the Genderswap Potion was a terrible idea, but now that I've seen the other side of the fence, I can tell you for a fact that some of my favorite things are on this side of the fence. These two things, in case you're being thick.

Feels

"Feels good, doesn't it?" Beth asked. "That's how I felt when the TG Virus reached the critical point. Yeah, now you know. I wasn't always Beth from Accounting. Two years ago, I was just some poor schlub who contracted the TG Virus, just like you. And I must say, you're turning into quite a fine specimen. Accounting could use a hottie like you."

Ex-Man

Larry's wish was vague, he had to admit. He told the genie that he wanted to bean X-Man.  Rather than ask for clarification, the genie gave Larry both interpretations of his wish. Larry found himself to be a member of Xavier's School, and he also became an "ex-man".

Revenge

Someday I'll get even with the government sickos who did this to me. What right did they have to for adamantium into my skeleton, to turn me into a chick, to make me into a living weapon?  Well, they made a huge mistake. They believed they could control me. Now they're going to pay for their arrogance.

A big wish

Of course I'm not mad. You used your only wish to try to help me with my gender dysphoria. And I love the body you gave me. I have never felt more like myself before. Of course, I would have preferred one that was closer to 5'6", but I wouldn't go back for anything. 

Birthday wishes

I gave my wife a wishing ring for her birthday. She wanted to explore lesbian sex, so she turned me into a woman. Perhaps I should have told her that the ring only contained one charge...

Take a look

"I don't care if you deny it. Someone turned me back into a woman, and you're the only person in the world I know of who has a magic wand."

"For the tenth time, I swear it wasn't me. I turned you  back into a guy."

"Take a look at these! Do I look like a guy!"

"It must be the wand.  It must see your female form as your new default."

"Well change me back again."

"I'll try, but it will be only a temporary fix. Every morning, you'll revert to your female body."

"Great..."

Facing a new reality

I don't think you understand, Mr. Jennings.  You can't go back to your old body. We threw it in the incinerator. Like it or not, you are now the organic brain in the most sophisticated Sexbot ever designed.  I think you will grow to enjoy your new life, as long as you don't resist your body's programming.

Not funny anymore

Hey, guys? This isn't funny anymore.  I can't stay out here dressed like this. Not in this body! I don't even have any ID. How am I supposed to get home?...Guys?...This sucks. Do I go to the cops and give them a story about my crazy friends who found a transformation gun, or do I ask those drunken frat boys for a ride?

The best part of waking up

Ever since I caught the TG Virus last year, I still can't believe that this is my body when I wake up every morning.  I could never have predicted how amazing my life as a woman would have been. I can't believe that last year I worked to find a cure for my condition!

Bargaining position

OK, I put that skimpy bikini on. Now will you change me back to my old body with that stupid gun of yours?...Fine, I'll pose for you, but then you have to promise to change me back...and then you want me to do what? Forget it. I'd rather stay this way than play your stupid little games.

Reach for the Star

I suppose I could have used my other wish to revers the effects of the first one. In hindsight, "I wish I could travel among the stars" was a pretty vague one. Who could blame the genie for turning me into Starfire?  I never asked to become a woman, or an alien for that matter, but I've never been the type to ignore an opportunity for adventure. There's a whole lot I intend to explore. After that, I may travel into space...