Tuesday, May 31, 2016


When I turned eighteen, I learned that I had the power to alter my appearance. I could literally become anyone I desired. I still have a lot of fun trying out new bodies, but for day to day life, this is the body I settled on. Is it odd that I should switch genders like that? I mean, I wasn't gay or a transvestite before. However, it just felt too good to give up.

Monday, May 30, 2016


I know that most people talk about the Great Shift like it was some kind of disaster. But my wife and I got shifted into the bodies of two lingerie models. Quite frankly, we couldn't be happier!

Sunday, May 29, 2016

You bet

Look, Hector, you lost the fight fair and square. You knew what you were getting into when you made the bet. The loser would give up their manhood and become the winner's bitch for a year. And I am going to enjoy the next year...

Saturday, May 28, 2016


"Look," said the exasperated genie. "If you wanted to become Superman, you should have said that. When you used your last wish to give yourself 'all the powers of Superman,' how was I supposed to resist taking advantage of a loophole like that?"

Friday, May 27, 2016

Wishing on stars, etc.

Dylan's daughter was sweet. When she saw the wishing star, the little girl thought of the whole family.  "I wish we could live in a castle like real princesses." Well, now his daughter goes by Ariel and his wife calls herself Cinderella. As for Dylan, now his name means Beauty.

Thursday, May 26, 2016

Love for sale

Edward had no idea how much nanite transformation surgery would cost. He wound up with the body of his dreams but a mountain of debt. Fortunately, the Institute had a plan to help him pay off his debt. His new master should be here soon.

Wednesday, May 25, 2016

Dennis learns to clean

"Please," Dennis begged. "I'll do anything you ask. Give me back my body."

"I've got news for you, Dennis," Logan laughed. "As long as I hold this remote, that is your body. Now I'm gonna hit a few buttons to make you happy and obedient. Then you're going to come here, get on your knees, and give my cock a good polish."

Tuesday, May 24, 2016


They replaced his body with that of a female cyborg assassin and sent him on a suicide mission. The drug Lord El Tigre shot him fifteen times and dumped him in the ocean. It took a week for his body's autorepair circuits to fix him. Now, Anthony is striding out of the water with only two things on his mind: killing and fucking.

Monday, May 23, 2016


Hey, dude. You wished me into this body but you forgot to wish me into your girlfriend. It's still your old buddy David in here. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to check out that gym that caters to lesbians.

Sunday, May 22, 2016


Dammit, Greg! Put that remote down! We don't know if you'll be able to reverse the changes. It bad enough that you made me a woman, but you had to go and give me a body like this?

Saturday, May 21, 2016


Wake up, Calvin.

What the...this isn't my body!

No, Calvin. Your consciousness has been transferred to a Sexbot C-3000 model.

You can't do that! Put me back!

I'm afraid we can't do that, Calvin. Your old body has been incinerated.

But why a Sexbot?

My employer didn't just want you out of the way. He wanted you humiliated.

Your employer? You mean Anders!

Correct. Now please remove your top.

You pervert! I'll never...why am I doing it?

Part of your programming dictates that you must obey the commands of your prime controller. Currently that is me. I'm transferring that control over to Andres now. Don't worry. He will probably command you to be very happy with your new situation.

Friday, May 20, 2016


I was so worried that my wife would reject me after the lab accident swapped my gender. As it turns out, she sees it as the beginning of a new adventure. Who knew she was bisexual?

Thursday, May 19, 2016


Traditional medicine did nothing to help Alexander's prostate cancer. He began to pursue New Age solutions. He had been told that meditating near a Mayan pyramid on the summer solstice would provide him with a second chance at life. How right they were!

Wednesday, May 18, 2016


"Happy anniversary, dear!"

"Thank you! It's perfect! You made me a redhead, just like I always wanted. You're the best wife ever."

"I'm glad you like it, but slow down, Allen. We'll have plenty of time to enjoy your hot new bod."

"You mean you didn't just get the one day transformation?"

"I think the world's best husband deserves their ideal body for the rest of their life, don't you?"

"I love you."

"And I love you, too."

Tuesday, May 17, 2016

Morning Josephine

A lot of people just aren't themselves until they've had their first cup of coffee in the morning. How true that is for me, since I've switched from adding cream to adding transformation potion!

Monday, May 16, 2016

Sister prude

Oh, my God, Martin! Give me back my body! Or at least put on some clothes that make you look less like a slut. If Mom sees you like that, she's going to ground you...ground me...that was your plan all along, wasn't it, you body hopping sack of crap?

Sunday, May 15, 2016

No longer freaked

I was totally freaked out when my wife asked her best friend the witch to turn me into a woman. I was a good husband: I provided, I loved, and I didn't cheat. So when I asked why they turned me into a sexy babe, they told me it was to reward me for being a good husband. It seems my wife had broken the rules of her coven by marrying a man. They agreed not to punish her,on the condition that I join the coven as well.

Saturday, May 14, 2016

Scott's date

"Good to see you again, Scott. You look well. And who is your lovely date?"

"Oh, she's not my date, Mr. Preston. This is my father. There was an accident at his lab, and we're here trying to raise money to fund research into a pill that can duplicate the effect."

Friday, May 13, 2016

New parents

Kevin returned early from skiing, letting himself into his parents' room. He was shocked when he found two hot and topless young women cavorting in the suite's hot tub. They could not have been much older than him.

"Kevin," one of them said. "After twenty-five years of marriage, your mother and I have chosen to make a few changes and start over. I hope you can get used to us as your new mommies."

Kevin fainted dead away.

Thursday, May 12, 2016


My sister and I swapped bodies, thanks to my dad's new invention. It's taken him a month to figure out how to swap us back, but in that time I've become the most popular girl in school and have started dating Brad Jeffries. Do I have to go back?

Wednesday, May 11, 2016

Shower head

Yeah, I loaded your shower head with nanites. You gotta admit, it's pretty funny, and you look hot as a girl. I'll tell you what. If you suck me off right now, I'll give you some of the anti-nanites to turn back. If not...Well, you might be interested in that whoever's "pulse massage" setting.

Tuesday, May 10, 2016


So, Gary?

Yeah, Jim?

It's been fun being a girl and all, but do these magic lollipops ever wear off?

Dunno. Wanna lick them again and find out?

I'd rather lick something else.

Thought you'd never ask.

Monday, May 9, 2016


Look at Donna! She thought she would teach me a lesson by turning me into a big-breasted babe. Well, now she has to live with the fact that I'm way hotter than her and loving it! And she doesn't even have the power to change me back, since I became a more powerful witch than shell ever be!

Sunday, May 8, 2016


Oh, my God! Jake must have injected his nanites into the cream filling of this donut! I'm turning into his idea of a bimbo wet dream! Even my clothes are changing! Now I know what he meant when he said "a moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips!"

Saturday, May 7, 2016

Almost made it

The witch said I could regain  my male body if I went three days without experiencing a female orgasm. I have less than an hour to go, but I don't think I can make it. It just...feels...so...good! Oh, God!

Friday, May 6, 2016

Pop multiples

Hey, Selena?


Why did you turn me into a copy of yourself?

Because I wanted to have sex with myself. I thought that was obvious.

Yeah, but why me? I mean, I used to be a guy and all...

But nobody loved me more than you did. I could see it in your eyes when I saw you in the audience at my concert.

I was there with my daughter, remember?

And think how thrilled she'll be when she finds that her dad is Selena Gomez!


.Do you think she would understand better if I turned her into another copy of me? I've always wanted to try a selfcest threesome.

Thursday, May 5, 2016

Bimbo App

I don't get it. How is this bimbo app you installed on my phone supposed to help you get a date?...All right, I'll take a selfie. What's it for? Some dating site?...Holy shit! What did you do to me? I'm a chick! And, like, I totally look like a slut...mmmm, I feel so good, though. Like, you wanna touch my new body? I could totally go for being your girlfriend.

Tuesday, May 3, 2016


Perkins, it's me: Professor Rodman. The artifact has turned me into an avatar of Ileana, the fertility goddess. She needs human hosts to bear her young into this world. You must mate with me at once...don't think you have a choice, Perkins. I have total control of your body now. Do not worry, for our coupling will bring you great pleasure, and once you have impregnated me, you too shall be transformed into an avatar of the goddess. Only then will you know true divine bliss.

Monday, May 2, 2016

Mere mortals

"Not to tell you your business, girls, but shouldn't you be out fighting crime?"

"Look, Professor, just because you turned us into chicks and gave us superpowers, don't assume that were going to do what you want. I have my hands on the ass of the one person with the strength and stamina to get me off sexually, so I I decide that it's time for us to have sex...Well, crime can wait."

Sunday, May 1, 2016


"Happy birthday, Henry! I gave you the stripper body you always wanted...oh, I seem to have overdone it on the intelligence reduction. Seems he's only good for stripping, dancing, and fucking now. Oh, well. At least he's happy.