Hey, GM, make a saving throw vs. Duh
Sunday, November 30, 2014
Why didn't I just change myself back? Oh, Brian, you have a lot to learn. This body is great! Everyone is super nice, I get free drinks, and since you set my arousal level to maximum, sex is fantastic. Why, I spent a whole hour in the shower this morning...
So give up on the remote, Brian. The only time you'll see it again is if I choose to turn you into my sexy, horny girlfriend.
Saturday, November 29, 2014
"Who was this model meant for?"
"Gladys Hickenlooper, the fiance of publisher Eugene Wolf?"
"Wolf? The billionaire? Isn't he, like, ninety years old?"
"Ninety six, I believe. Shall we prepare to fix our mistake?"
"Not so fast. Get Mr. Wolf on the phone. I have a proposal for him..."
Peter planned his trip carefully, studying weather patterns in the Caribbean and poring over long range forecasts. Then, that fall, he blew his savings on a two week vacation. They were easily the best two weeks on his life. Nothing but Sun and fun and a gorgeous New body that was better than he could have hoped for. The island was filled with fellow transformees, who wanted nothing more than to have fun in their sexy vacation bodies.
Then, on day thirteen, the announcement came: "Due to the approaching Hurricane Tiresias, all flights are grounded for the next three days."