Tuesday, June 30, 2015
Monday, June 29, 2015
Sunday, June 28, 2015
Saturday, June 27, 2015
That moment when you realize that you have to teach a French class in thirty minutes, despite pulling a D in that class: equally priceless.
Friday, June 26, 2015
Roger's daughter wanted to have an adults-free sweet sixteen party. Roger insisted on chaperoning. The solution was obvious. Roger came to the party as "Ronnie, the cousin from out of state." His daughter was less than thrilled, but Roger (on the right) had a blast.
Thursday, June 25, 2015
"I'm sorry! It's not me! I just wanted to turn you into a schoolgirl for an hour or so to have a little laugh with you. But I don't think this thing has a reverse switch. Worse, I think it's stuck on 'slut'!"
""It's the wand, Mark. I wished for the perfect girlfriend. I think the wand used you for raw materials, and now it's using every stray fantasy in my head to change your body."
"Well, knock it off. What will happen to me if you get the urge to have sex with a three-titted babe?"
"Um, I was actually thinking how hot it would be to date a real live superhero."
Wednesday, June 24, 2015
Enjoying your meal? I just wanted to tell you that everything--the rice, the lettuce, the meat, the sauce-- are loaded with the same nanites you used to transform me. So maybe the choice isn't just between hooker and girlfriend. Maybe I can also be a...twin sister!
Tuesday, June 23, 2015
"Really?" Mandy asked. "That's so funny! I was once a guy named Mike who used the MAU to change genders."
"Magic remote," Carla said.
"Bikini Beach. Lifetime," Karen added.
The team all shrieked with laughter and headed out onto the field.
Monday, June 22, 2015
"No, honey. I'm not really Elsa. I'm your dad. Your wish seems to have changed me. But don't worry. I still love you very much and we can play at being princesses any time you want. But Daddy needs some alone time right now. Um, to do princess stuff."
Sunday, June 21, 2015
"Shut up and keep kissing," Simon replied. ""That old witch said that if we made out for six hours in our first day as girls, she would change us back. We have less than thirty minutes to go, but we're almost there."
"Simon, I don't think it would be this easy. I think she meant for us to make out with guys!"
"Tell him what?"
"That every sip he takes of that cocktail is turning him into more of a brain dead bimbo."
"Look, there's no way that spectacular rack is not in his field of vision. Either he doesn't know or he doesn't care that he's turning into Bambi McBoobalot. Don't you dare mess with a good thing, or I'll spike your drink, too."
Saturday, June 20, 2015
Friday, June 19, 2015
It could be worse, right? I mean, we both have these knockout bodies and...what? You don't believe me?
Thursday, June 18, 2015
Wednesday, June 17, 2015
But it feels so good when I touch myself down there! And that handsome gardener keeps looking this way...
Tuesday, June 16, 2015
"Jeez, Phil, you're getting stupider fast! We need to find the info on the chemical thingy to make us guys again."
"Don't call me stupider. I'm, like, twice the biochemistry guy that you are. And stuff."
"Well, like, we're both getting dumber. That chemical spill is turning us both into bimbos."
"I have an idea. Let's ask that cute librarian for help."
"Oh he is cute."
"I saw him first!"
"Um, what we're we here for again?"
"Hooking up with smart guys! Duh!"
Monday, June 15, 2015
Sunday, June 14, 2015
Saturday, June 13, 2015
Friday, June 12, 2015
Thursday, June 11, 2015
Wednesday, June 10, 2015
Tuesday, June 9, 2015
Monday, June 8, 2015
Sunday, June 7, 2015
Who am I? I'm just a poor schmuck who was in the wrong place at the right time. I witnessed the epic battle between Darkseid and Power Girl. And when it looked like the worst was going to happen, we both knew what we would have to do. I had to give up my male body so I could continue the fight in hers. Her sacrifice saved us all. She is gone, but I will live on as her.
I better go get cleaned up. I have to meet the press.