Wednesday, June 24, 2015

Served cold

Look, I realize that I can't go back to my old life anymore. I've given up on being Jake McKenzie, CEO of GenCorp. If it's a choice between being a streetwalker or your trophy girlfriend, well...I guess you win. You get everything. I'm sorry I ever tried to cheat you out of the profits from our nanite research.


Enjoying your meal? I just wanted to tell you that everything--the rice, the lettuce, the meat, the sauce-- are loaded with the same nanites you used to transform me. So maybe the choice isn't just between hooker and girlfriend. Maybe I can also be a...twin sister!

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