Saturday, January 31, 2015

Little white lies found out that the "lab accident" wasn't really an accident? I'm sorry, honey, I thought you would freak out if you knew I had volunteered to be a test subject for nanite morph therapy. And I had no way of knowing that the change was irreversible. It was easier to let you think it was all an accident. But admit it. The sex has been pretty amazing ever since I changed, hasn't it?

Friday, January 30, 2015

Down but not out

The TG Virus might have taken my masculinity and cost me my job and my family, but I'll be fanned if I let it defeat me. Look out world. I'm still in the game.

Thursday, January 29, 2015


Well, I have a vague idea where I was when my yacht went down. I think this island must be either Antigua or Genderswap Island. Given that these tits weren't there when the storm hit, I'd bet money it's not Antigua.

Wednesday, January 28, 2015


We're sorry for trying to defy you, Master. We should have known that we were too foolish and weak to take your remote from you. We are very happy with the bodies you chose to give us, and we are even happier with the way you made us love and adore you. We live only to increase your happiness, now. Would you like us to undress each other?

Tuesday, January 27, 2015

Final countdown

Just three hours to go, and I haven't even found one of the pieces to the puzzle I need to solve. If I don't break the curse by midnight, I'm stuck in this body forever!

Monday, January 26, 2015

Island hopping

My wife dragged me kicking and screaming to Genderswap Island. She said it would be good for me. I thought it sounded gay. After a week here, I never wanted to go home, and my wife is looking for ways to upgrade our package to make my vacation body permanent.

Sunday, January 25, 2015

one sip

I told you that the potion would work. One tiny sip is all that it took to turn me into this smoking babe. You said you would finish the bottle if I went first. Don't chicken out now!

Saturday, January 24, 2015

breaking bad news

Given that there seemed to be no way to get the MAU working again, the guys took the news rather well. From their perspective, getting new ID's and jobs were minor inconveniences compared to what they gained.

Friday, January 23, 2015

The Apres Vie

When I woke up with this body, I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Well, I wasn't too far off the mark. Turns out there is an afterlife, and part of what makes this place special is the way that unrealized wishes become reality. Now my job is to help bring a little magic into the world to help others achieve the bodies they were meant to have.

Thursday, January 22, 2015

Waiting for Dad

What am I going to do? Dad is going to be furious that I broke his magic remote. And there's no way I'm going to be able to hide my secret fantasy from him anymore. If only I had some way to calm him down...

Wednesday, January 21, 2015

Pool for fools

I don't think that jumping into the cursed spring a second time is going to change you back into a man. While you're stuck like that, would you like me to fetch you a bikini? Or maybe not?

Tuesday, January 20, 2015

Sing for your self

You said I could have my old body back once I recorded a song in this magic microphone. But the stupid thing isn't plugged in, and no-one has made a compatible jack in fifty years!

Monday, January 19, 2015

Wife's home

Oh, no! I can hear my wife's car in the driveway, and the stupid wand seems to be out of magic. I'm stuck like this? How am I ever going to explain to her why I look exactly like her?

Sunday, January 18, 2015

Lightning strikes twice

I'm the luckiest guy in the world! I volunteered to be the first human subject for nanite therapy. The procedure was supposed to cure my cancer. Well, it did just that, but some joker thought it would be funny to rewrite my DNA to give me the body of this busty model. When the lab couldn't change me back, I sued and won a nine figure settlement. The joke's on them. I love my sexy new female body. And now I have the money to pamper myself like I deserve.

Saturday, January 17, 2015

Lightning strikes

Yeah, I was minding my own business, cutting back some brush on the body side of my property, when a storm rolls up out of a clear sky. Before I could get to shelter, lightning started striking everywhere. One bolt must have hit me, because I blacked out. When I woke up, I wasn't a crusty old rancher in his sixties anymore. People at my church freaked out at my change, but I'm having so much fun in my new body that I'm sure it's a gift from God.

Friday, January 16, 2015

Bath of beauty

Yeah, I figured out that your looks and body weren't natural, and I suspected the experimental bath oils you used were somehow behind your appearance. So, to prove my hunch, I took a bath with your special oils. Well, I'm a woman now, and twice the babe you are. Jealous? I promise to keep your secret if you let me in on where you got those oils.

Thursday, January 15, 2015

Secret identity

I used my last wish for superpowers and an impenetrable secret identity. Well, I got what I wished for. No one will ever guess that Supergirl is really a forty year old male systems analyst. But being Supergirl is so much fun that I'm having trouble finding reasons to go back to my old life. Space is a great place to be alone with my thoughts, but even up here, becoming a superhero full-time just makes sense.

Wednesday, January 14, 2015

Lost life

Sometimes, I try to remember the man I used to be. My old life as a human man seems so far away ever since Bob found that magic wand. I went from being his best friend to being his fantasy girlfriend: a submissive Asian catgirl. Soon, everyone in town was changed to be just like me. Was I happy before? How could I have been as happy as I am now?

Tuesday, January 13, 2015

Tricky GM

Our GM could have told us that he had discovered a spell that would transport us into the bodies of our characters in his fantasy world. I might have chosen a different character than an elven priestess of a love goddess. Every rogue in the kingdom thinks he can have his way with me. Worse, I'm finding it increasingly hard to say no.

Monday, January 12, 2015

Bi curious, MAU style

It took my wife a whole day to admit she was no-curious after we got the MAU, and it took me another whole day to decide to take the plunge into womanhood. She should be home any minute. I can't wait to see her reaction. Depending on how things go tonight, I may choose to sleep in tomorrow after the deadline...

Sunday, January 11, 2015

Know when to say when

Dude, you're drunk. Do you really want to have sex with me? We've been best buds ever since kindergarten. Now put the remote down until you sober up. And for God's sake, don't mess with the mental alteration controls...wait, what was I saying?

Saturday, January 10, 2015

Fifth Edition

So, the latest edition of Dungeons and Dragons comes with a very powerful character generator. My friends all went for brawny he-man barbarian types. I'm living out a different fantasy by becoming the hot elf babe I always dreamed of becoming.

Friday, January 9, 2015

Cosplay boon

I used to spend hours working on my cosplay outfits for Comic-Con. Ever since I caught the TG Virus, however, I can just throw on a bra and a hat and I win all kinds of attention and awards. Score!

Thursday, January 8, 2015

Succubus reproduction

Arise, my daughter. Feel the power that now flows through you. I would say that your masculinity is but a small price to pay to join the ranks of the succubus. Wouldn't you agree?

Wednesday, January 7, 2015

Stealing from a witch

It's not easy being to a witch. I was tired of the way my wife bullied me in every little argument by threatening to cast a spell on me. I decided to steal her arcane tome to teach myself some magic. As it turns out, only women can cast spells, and the tome reshaped me into a form suitable to become a witch. I wonder how my wife is going to take this latest development? In all honesty, I'm beginning to see her side of most of our arguments...

Clean getaway

You were right to come to me, Marty. No disguise is ever going to hide you from Big Sid as well as one of my potions. Whatever you did to him got him pretty mad, so you're going to have to lay low for a while. In the meantime, why not enjoy your temporary body. If you like it, I can make it permanent. Ever wonder what happened to Bonnie the Snitch?

Tuesday, January 6, 2015


When I made my wish to be the football program's greatest asset, I thought I would become a quarterback or a receiver. Instead, I wound up with the body you see. My job is to help recruit new players. Who could say no to me?

Remote possibilities

Keep smiling, and just do everything Danny tells us to do. He's bound to get careless, and then we can grab the remote and turn ourselves back into guys...Oh, shit. I think he's figured out how to make mental changes with that thing. Soon, we won't have to pretend to be his girlfriend's.

Monday, January 5, 2015

Accidental life

I had been killed in an accident before my time, doomed to wander the earth until someone offered me a way out. I was lucky to cross paths with Hiromi. Unlucky in love, failing in school, and disowned by her parents, she was trying to commit suicide. We worked out a deal. She would enter oblivion, while I could end my curse by inhabiting her earthly body. I've done a good job of turning Hiromi's life around. I'll never forget the sacrifice she made, and I dedicate every joy and pleasure in my new life to her.

Double meanings

I'm sorry, Roy. When Sharon used the last charge in the cursing stone, she was pissed that I had called her a bitch. She said "I wish you and your jackass friend knew what it was like to be total bitches." Somehow, you became a female dog and I There's no denying that you got the worst of it. Being a sexy bitch is a blast! People fall all over themselves to make you happy, and you get to treat them like shit. For instance, I figured out how to reverse the curse, but I'm not going to. Why? Total bitch! Now tell me who's a good doggie!

Sunday, January 4, 2015

Winner on Genderswap Island

My wife talked me into a winter getaway to Genderswap Island. I didn't think I would like it. However, when the resort sponsored a beauty contest, I signed up right away. You see,first prize was the option to keep your island body when you went home. You're looking at the first place winner. My wife was less than thrilled at coming home with her new wife, but I'm helping her to adjust. ;)

Fitness for life

I know you consider yoga girly, but ever since I incorporated it into my routine, I feel like a whole new man. Don't look at me funny. I'm losing weight, my cardio is better than ever, and my flexibility is unreal. You should give it a try...dude, why are you looking at me like that? Dude, have you gone gay or something?

Saturday, January 3, 2015

Now or never

I hope somebody finds my phone and is able to hear this video I made. I don't have much time left. I can already feel my mind slipping away, being replaced by the submissive fuck bunny I'm turning into. Please warn people about the abandoned mine on the edge of town. Rumors of the curse are true. I used to be Roger McDonnell, the star halfback on the Spartans. Now I'm...I'm...God, I'm cute in this outfit! I wonder if I can get a football player to go out with me?

Friday, January 2, 2015

Thank you sir. May I have another?

Oh, Master, you're so clever to figure out how to use the magic wand. I was so silly to ask you to turn me back into a man. Making me a catgirl and filling me with love and desire for you was a stroke of genius. Why would I go back to being your father when I can spend all day making you happy? You're the best Master ever!

Pinnochio II: the Boob Fairy

OK, I know you thought it was funny when you used that remote of yours to turn me into a chick. But did you really have to set it up so that my boobs would grow every time I told a lie? I can barely stand upright as it is, and I can't walk down the street without at least a dozen hoots and catwalks. I hate this!... Oh, crud. There they go again...

Thursday, January 1, 2015


We did it! When that bartender said he would lift the curse only if we each earned a thousand dollars in a single weekend, I bet he thought he was getting two slutty waitresses for good. But we pulled it off and now we can go back...hmmm, you taste good. And we never earned this much money at the office. Maybe winning the bet means losing the prize...

Happy 2015

My New Year's resolution is to share the secret of the potion with as many people as I can. I'm so much happier after giving up my boring old life as a man to live as a sexy him go. I though about starting a Kickstarter to get my potion out there. Then I thought about spiking the drinks at the club where I work now. But in the end, I figured I could spread the most joy if I just dumped the potion in the city's water supply. Enjoy! 2015 is going to be a lot of fun!