Sunday, July 30, 2017


Stop, Danny. Don't come near me. You're still contagious...Please...I'm sorry I infected you with the TG Virus...Please stop. I don't want to be a girl like you!

Friday, July 28, 2017


OK, Mr. Smartypants. You thought you were so clever when you wished that you and your friends would be transformed into the X-Men. You didn't stop to think that half of the X-Men were women, did you. Well, I'm glad you got Wolverine's regeneration ability, because I'm about to ram this psychic blade where the sun don't shine.

Wednesday, July 26, 2017


Look, it's been fun being your girlfriend for the weekend, but I'm ready to change back now. Please tell me you didn't lose the remote...Seriously? First the condoms, now the remote? How forgetful can one person  be?

Monday, July 24, 2017

Girl la Girl

OK, I got it, this suit will help me recover both halves of the lost Scissor Blade. And I understand that it needs to drink blood to achieve full power. But please explain to me again why it needs to turn me into a hot chick for its powers to work?

Saturday, July 22, 2017

Best Cursed Tiki Idol Ever

You and look all you want, pal, but don't you dare lay a finger on me. You could have picked up that cursed tiki idol off of the beach just as easily as I did. Face it, if you were in my shoes, would you want me staring at you like a piece of meat?

Thursday, July 20, 2017

No backsies

I thought a second shower at Bikini Beach would turn me back into a man, but all it did was get me wet. "I'm sorry, sir," the proprietor said. "That's your 'forever body' now.  You should have read the fine print before buying a Lifetime Pass."

Tuesday, July 18, 2017

After the Shift

Two years after the Great Shift, scientists found a way to transfer minds back into their original bodies. The only hitch was both parties had to be willing for it to be successful. Take a wild guess: do you really think I would want to switch back after living in a body like this for two years?

Sunday, July 16, 2017

Not tired at all

Man, they weren't kidding when they said that the Sexbot3000 had unlimited endurance. I was pretty freaked out when I learned that the only model available was female, but after fucking my way through every man and woman in this single's resort, I think I could get used to my new life. Now the only hard part is waiting for them to recover and rehydrate.

Friday, July 14, 2017

Jonathan's coming out

You said you wanted to get closer to me, Jonathan.  Now is your chance.  It's so sexy to feel your pressed against my skin. I know I said I would only change you into my prom gown for one night, but I'm having so much fun as Clarissa.  I kind of want to stay like this forever. Don't worry, I'll wear you often?  Any objections? I didn't think so...

Wednesday, July 12, 2017

Joke's on you

Where is that joker who thought it would be funny to turn me into the Joker's deranged sidekick? If Harley wasn't nutso before, turning me into a chick is sure to finish the job. And I have a special little present for our comedian...

Monday, July 10, 2017


Zack carefully crafted his avatar in the new social media app to reflect the hottest girl he could imagine. But when he accidentally clicked the "export avatar" button, be found that the VirtualMe app could reconstruct his identity in the non-virtual world as well.

Saturday, July 8, 2017

Wait your turn

Wait your turn, Mr. Donnelson. I'm almost done with Mr. Finklestein, here.  Honestly, I knew that there would be demand for my services when I put up my shingle as a genderswap witch for hire, but I had no idea I would be this busy!

Thursday, July 6, 2017


I knew that you would find me sooner or later, honey.  I wish I could have told you, but the lab has a million non-disclosure agreements that made them put me in isolation. And even if I could have told you, how was I supposed to tell you that I've become a girl the same age as our daughter?

Tuesday, July 4, 2017

Patriotic Wish

Every year, on the Fourth of July, Frank made the same wish as he watched the annual fireworks display.  "I wish I could protect my country, just like a superhero."  This year, his wish was granted!

Sunday, July 2, 2017

Paradise found

The water that could be found inside of the Ranma Fruit that grew on the Island of Tiresias had special transformative properties. Henry had searched his whole life for the island. Now that he found it, he may never want to leave.