Wednesday, May 31, 2017

Heel hell

Why does the master insist on me wearing these insanely impractical heels? I've only been a woman for three days. It's not like I've had a lifetime to get used to women's footwear.  And if I can't walk well, the master will demote me. Instead of being a maid, he said I'd be a fucktoy for the stable hands. Looks like I have no choice but to try again.

Tuesday, May 30, 2017

Jonathan's Prom Night

"Man, I wish I could get under a chick's dress on prom night," Michael said.

"Yeah, I wish I could touch a girl's tits all night long," Jonathan added.

Little did the two young men realize, but a cunning fairy heard their wishes and decided to make them come true. Now it's prom night, and Michael will be wearing his friend Jonathan all night long!

Monday, May 29, 2017


Dan? Ramon? Phil? Anyone?  You can come out.  I think the witch is gone. She said something about me taking her place....Are you there? It's me!  I know I look like her, but she switched bodies with me before she ran off. So if you guys don't come out right now, I'm going to hunt you down and turn you into my little sluts!

Saturday, May 27, 2017

Hungry Games

"He's in a strange body on a strange world and fighting for his life.  I'm surprised he's lasted this long."

"Indeed, our subject has done well. I believe that our chosen one has earned a reward before we reveal the quest to him."

"You're not going to give him his old body back?"

"Far from it. I'm going to grant him the sexual release that his new body so clearly craves."

Thursday, May 25, 2017

I checked

"Zack, is that you? Are you really a woman?"

"It's me. I'm a woman."

"Are you sure?"

"Are you blind? And, yeah, I'm sure. I checked."

"Well you make a pretty hot chick."

"Asshole. We'll see how you like it."

"What do you mean?"

"You're standing on the exact same spot of beach I was on when the curse hit me."

Tuesday, May 23, 2017

You're up

Oh, good, you're up. I was worried that I had drained too much blood out of you.  I know it comes as a shock to learn that your roommate is not just a woman, but a vampire as well. You see, as the curse grows stronger within me, I grow sexier and more feminine. And now that I have turned you, too, dude, you're going to find out how awesome being a sexy female vampire can be.

Sunday, May 21, 2017

All Greek to Me

I was the one who laughed the loudest at the idea of spending a night in the abandoned sorority house.  I mean, ghosts and curses? Come on!

Well, that's what I thought last night. It seems that my frat brothers and I now need to re-register our house as a sorority!

Friday, May 19, 2017

Victor's Secret

"Excellent, Victor. Now turn...hip out...shoulders back...perfect!"

I could hear the cameras clicking furiously as I help the pose.  "I don't get it," I said when they were done. "Why couldn't you have used that remote to turn a woman  into your next underwear model? I'm sure there would have been thousands of volunteers."

Simon sighed. "Oh, Victor. Don't you realize how special you are? The remote only works on people with a certain genetic tag. You're the perfect transformation subject. And as long as you keep agreeing to pose for us, you'll also be the highest-paid model in the world!"

Wednesday, May 17, 2017

Missed the boat

I looked around the entire forest, but I could find no trace of the alien spacecraft.  They had chosen to study Earth humans by swapping the body of their science officer with that of a typical earth man--me.  Now their ship is gone and they seem to have forgotten to switch us back. Perhaps that science officer was pleased at the idea of being the only male in an all-female race. Great for my old body, but my male mind is starting to get worried about switching back.

Monday, May 15, 2017

Stay home another day

Stay home another day and practice walking in heels, Andrew.  I know you want to get out of the house as soon as possible, but the doctor said that you should fully embrace your femininity before you re-enter society. We're really just learning about the psychological and emotional impacts of the TG Virus, and I want you to be healthy and happy as you recover.

Saturday, May 13, 2017

That feeling

That feeling when you wake up after a night of drinking so many strange things, you can't remember the potion that turned you into a chick.

Thursday, May 11, 2017

Request: Philippe learns a lesson

"Do you truly want power?" the divine being asked.

"More than anything!" Philippe replied immediately. "It is the reason I summoned you. Now do as I command!"

There was a flash, and judging by the weight on his chest, Philippe immediately knew that the goddess was intent of subverting his request.

"What have you done?" he shrieked in a high-pitched voice.

"I have done what you asked. I have given you power. Power over men, and power within your society, if you can learn to use this 'social media' of your culture to your advantage."

"This is not what I requested!" Philippe demanded. "I demand access to divine magic."

"I'm sorry," the goddess replied. "But the man who summoned me no longer exists. Perhaps if you serve for a century as the priestess of the goddess of love, I may grant you some of my power..."

Tuesday, May 9, 2017


Ha, ha. Very funny.  Wasn't it bad enough that you turned me into D.Va?  This outfit is so...revealing.  And it just feels so weird to be missing my cock. On top of all of that, you had to go and give me bunny ears?  And an irrepressible urge to reproduce?  You're taking things to far with that zap gun of yours, pal.

Sunday, May 7, 2017

New queen in town

Hey, don't look at me like that. Our ritual banished the Succubus Queen, but unless someone claimed her power, it would have passed to the nearest black heart it could find. I'm saving the world from a nightmare fate by becoming the next Demon Queen.  So what if I have to give up my manhood? So what if I will have to live on a diet of virgins?  I'm saving billions of lives, damn it.

Friday, May 5, 2017


I've been making good money in the Tilted Kilt. Once I began to embrace my feminine side, the tips started rolling in again. In a month, I should have enough saved to pay off the witch who cursed me into this body. The question is: to I want to be a man again, or do I want to take that European vacation I've always dreamed about?

Thursday, May 4, 2017

That look

Don't give me that look, Drew.  You agreed to be my test subject. I told you that this remote could change you anything.  Just be glad that I don't have a thing for morbidly obese ladies or grandmas.

Wednesday, May 3, 2017

Closer encounters

The alien spacecraft swept over the beach, bathing everyone on it with a purple ray of light. I felt sick and disoriented right before I blacked out.  When I came to, I was in the body of that sunbathing woman with the incredible rack.  I saw a sixty year old man crying for his mommy.  I saw two teenage boys reach into their trunks and scream at what they found there.  And, judging by how the lifeguard is flopping on the sand and gasping, I'm guessing that his mind is in one of the fish off the shore.  I think I got off easy.  I wonder who's wearing my old body?

Tuesday, May 2, 2017


Come on, honey. You could have drunk the potion yourself, but we decided I would be the one to spy on our daughter at school...What? Why, yes. I'm pretty sure this is how the girls at her school dress.

Monday, May 1, 2017

Without a Trace

Yeah, that's me. OK, I'll admit it. I was weak. You know I'm a huge fan of Overwatch, right? So when the chance came to immerse myself in the new VR edition came, I was ready to try it out. Turns out there were a few bugs in the system. The Escape function didn't work, and now I'm stuck as Tracer.  Gotta say, it's the best mistake I ever made. I could use a D.Va on my team. Care to join me?