Tuesday, May 30, 2017
"Yeah, I wish I could touch a girl's tits all night long," Jonathan added.
Little did the two young men realize, but a cunning fairy heard their wishes and decided to make them come true. Now it's prom night, and Michael will be wearing his friend Jonathan all night long!
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Monday, May 29, 2017
Saturday, May 27, 2017
"Indeed, our subject has done well. I believe that our chosen one has earned a reward before we reveal the quest to him."
"You're not going to give him his old body back?"
"Far from it. I'm going to grant him the sexual release that his new body so clearly craves."
Thursday, May 25, 2017
"It's me. I'm a woman."
"Are you sure?"
"Are you blind? And, yeah, I'm sure. I checked."
"Well you make a pretty hot chick."
"Asshole. We'll see how you like it."
"What do you mean?"
"You're standing on the exact same spot of beach I was on when the curse hit me."
Tuesday, May 23, 2017
Sunday, May 21, 2017
Well, that's what I thought last night. It seems that my frat brothers and I now need to re-register our house as a sorority!
Friday, May 19, 2017
I could hear the cameras clicking furiously as I help the pose. "I don't get it," I said when they were done. "Why couldn't you have used that remote to turn a woman into your next underwear model? I'm sure there would have been thousands of volunteers."
Simon sighed. "Oh, Victor. Don't you realize how special you are? The remote only works on people with a certain genetic tag. You're the perfect transformation subject. And as long as you keep agreeing to pose for us, you'll also be the highest-paid model in the world!"
Wednesday, May 17, 2017
Monday, May 15, 2017
Saturday, May 13, 2017
Thursday, May 11, 2017
"More than anything!" Philippe replied immediately. "It is the reason I summoned you. Now do as I command!"
There was a flash, and judging by the weight on his chest, Philippe immediately knew that the goddess was intent of subverting his request.
"What have you done?" he shrieked in a high-pitched voice.
"I have done what you asked. I have given you power. Power over men, and power within your society, if you can learn to use this 'social media' of your culture to your advantage."
"This is not what I requested!" Philippe demanded. "I demand access to divine magic."
"I'm sorry," the goddess replied. "But the man who summoned me no longer exists. Perhaps if you serve for a century as the priestess of the goddess of love, I may grant you some of my power..."
Tuesday, May 9, 2017
Sunday, May 7, 2017
Friday, May 5, 2017
Thursday, May 4, 2017
Wednesday, May 3, 2017
Tuesday, May 2, 2017
Monday, May 1, 2017
Yeah, that's me. OK, I'll admit it. I was weak. You know I'm a huge fan of Overwatch, right? So when the chance came to immerse myself in the new VR edition came, I was ready to try it out. Turns out there were a few bugs in the system. The Escape function didn't work, and now I'm stuck as Tracer. Gotta say, it's the best mistake I ever made. I could use a D.Va on my team. Care to join me?