Thursday, April 30, 2015
Wednesday, April 29, 2015
Tuesday, April 28, 2015
Because the brothers of the Mu Alpha Upsilon fraternity had shown such flagrant disrespect to women, Dean Wormer revoked their charter. The boys came up with a plan to remain on campus by using their newly-discovered MAU to transform their fraternity into a sorority. Much to Wormer's dismay, their parties have grown no less wild.
Monday, April 27, 2015
Sunday, April 26, 2015
"Impudent peasant! Who gave you leave to address my by that vulgar male name?"
"Cut the act. We've known each other too long. You're Doctor Harry Beal, inventor of the trans-universe portal. I know you're pissed that the jump left you in the body of the queen..."
"My disappointment is past. This body and this life offer advantages that I could never have known as a man. I choose to stay as the Witch Queen Delena. Go back to your old world and tell them that Harry Beal is no more."
Saturday, April 25, 2015
Friday, April 24, 2015
Thursday, April 23, 2015
"Not yet, Corporal. Reynolds freaked out when he was turned into a woman when he was exposed to zeta radiation. How do you think he's going to react when he finds out he's developing superpowers?"
Wednesday, April 22, 2015
Our wives think they got the best of us on this bodyswap vacation. But they're stuck all day on the boring old golf course. After we're done with our coffee, let's head back to my room and we can engage in some real vacation time activity.
Tuesday, April 21, 2015
Monday, April 20, 2015
"You may return to your old body, and when you leave this glade you will forget your entire experience here. But if you choose to remain my avatar, I shall grant you eternal youth. I will feed and grow stronger as your new body experiences sexual pleasure, and I shall grant you even further gifts if you bring more men to this glade to be transformed."
Like I needed a further incentive!
Sunday, April 19, 2015
Dr. Hanson broke into a victory dance when he and his team discovered the fabled Fountain of Youth. His grad student watched in amazement, first as the greying old man awkwardly danced, then as a half century of age seemed to melt off of him, and finally as his body reshaped itself into an attractive bikini clad girl. "Come on in!" Hanson called. "The water's fine!"
Saturday, April 18, 2015
Friday, April 17, 2015
Thursday, April 16, 2015
"No, my best idea ever was actually turning us into real live superheroes, rather than just some hot chicks in costume. If you think Brad and Alex are going to freak when they find out who we really are, wait until we start flying around the convention hall."
Wednesday, April 15, 2015
Tuesday, April 14, 2015
Monday, April 13, 2015
Sunday, April 12, 2015
"You're a chick now. You know that?"
"And you know that you're going to crave sex constantly if you take another bite.
"And that the transformation is permanent?"
"So what's your point?"
Saturday, April 11, 2015
"I can't believe you think so little of women," his girlfriend said. Robert noted that, for some reason, she was holding a television remote.
"It's got nothing to do with that," Robert protested. "The women in those videos know what they're doing, and they're well paid. It's a pretty sweet life, if you ask me."
"Oh, we'll see about that," she said, pointing the remote at Robert and pressing a button. She then tossed the remote out the window. Robert could hear it smash against the pavement seven stories below. "Good luck in your new career."
Friday, April 10, 2015
Let me answer that for you: My manhood. It turns out that the old gods were real, and the magic of a fertility goddess was bound up in that tablet. I have now become her avatar, bringing beauty, love, and fruitfulness wherever I go.
Thursday, April 9, 2015
One sip is all it took to give me this body, and the cup is still nearly full. I'm not greedy. Would you like a sip? Think of the fun we'll have together. Or should I just spike the punch at the party you're throwing tonight? Imagine a room full of horny girls, all of them looking like me!
Wednesday, April 8, 2015
I woke up on the Beach, greeted by the sight you see before you. Paydirt! The next two weeks were going to be awesome!
Tuesday, April 7, 2015
Tom still has trouble getting the attention of the clerks, but the wait is a lot less tedious.
Monday, April 6, 2015
Roger opened his eyes. He was now a supermodel, waiting her turn on the catwalk in the latest Victoria's Secret fashion show. The other models looked at her with envy and, in a few cases, lust. Inwardly, Roger grinned. This was exactly the way she had been hoping the genie would grant her wish.
Sunday, April 5, 2015
"...and that is how industrialization transformed domestic manufacturing," Professor Von James continued. "Thus ending what was called the 'putting out' system. Now for a demonstration..."
The blonde professor tore open her shirt, revealing luscious melons. She looked expectantly at her class. In an instant, there was no shortage of volunteers to demonstrate economics with her.
Saturday, April 4, 2015
Friday, April 3, 2015
"Why? What's wrong?" Tim asked. Apparently he was clueless about the changes he had just gone through.
"You...You're a girl!" Beth stammered.
"Of course I am, silly! And I feel so good right now. You know, I think this shrine might actually have healing energy. You should really give it a try."
Beth backed away, terrified. She couldn't abandon Tim like this, but she was confused. He seemed so happy. She found herself wondering what would happen if she touched the shrine, too.
Thursday, April 2, 2015
Wednesday, April 1, 2015
Jack thought it would be a good laugh to slip the cursed idol into Phil's room. It was April Fools Day, after all, and after Phil got over the shock of turning into a hot chick, Jack could use the idol to turn his roommate back.
When three identical girls came out of Phil's room, Jack knew something was up.
"Hey, Jack," one said. "I think I broke your idol. I liked this body so much I think I overloaded it and now there are three of me. So to make it up to you,do you want to have sex with us?"
"Hell yeah!" Jack said, ripping off his pants.
"Ain't gonna happen!" the three girls said in unison. "April Fools!"