Saturday, October 31, 2015

One million views!

Thank you so much for providing over one million page views to TG Captions 4 Ever! I hope I have been able to provide some fun, some laughs, and some fuel for fantasies. I've enjoyed filling requests and exploring my own deepest desires.

To show my appreciation, I offer this Halloween magic: touch the girl on your screen whose body you most desire. May your body become a copy of hers!

Friday, October 30, 2015

Friends with benefits

Hey, Mike? That box I sent you is an MAU. I used it to give myself this body, but I'm afraid I might chicken out before three days are up. Just hold onto it for me, OK? And whatever I do, don't let me change back.
No worries, Fred. As you can see, I made a few changes myself. How about we get together in three days to celebrate our new lives?

Thursday, October 29, 2015


Hey, Allen. I found your secret stash of gender swap juice. I also found the recipe you had hidden away. I hope your folks are OK with you having a female roomie, because I ain't changing back!

Wednesday, October 28, 2015

Scale differences

Holding the magic sword over my head activated the curse that turned me into a fairy. To change back, I just have to do it again. But there's a problem: at only six inches tall, how am I ever going to lift it?

Tuesday, October 27, 2015

Drinking problem

I thought a second sip of the potion would turn me back into a man, but it just made my tits grow. So I tried it again...and again...and again.

I finished the potion, and it looks like I'm stuck this way. However, I'm having too much fun to want to change back now!

Monday, October 26, 2015


Damn! That bimbo hitchhiker took my car keys as well as my wallet and my body. Now I'm stuck out here in the middle of nowhere with no ID, no money, and no car. I guess I'll have to hitch home...

Sunday, October 25, 2015

Made in China

That old dude in the Chinese junk shop promised me that the elixir he sold me would give me superpowers. He didn't say anything about it turning me into a woman...holy shit! That potion made me Wonder Woman! But it looks like he sold me a cheap Chinese knock-off. I'd go demand a refund, but do I really want to give up my dream of having powers? Or, for that matter, do I really want to give up this body?

Saturday, October 24, 2015

Fifty shades of blue

You used you last wish to turn me into this? You ass! And let me tell you something about wishes, pal. Wording is important. You wished for me to become a "horny blonde with big tits." You should have added the word "girlfriend" or "love slave," to your wish, because your hands are never going to touch what my hands are touching right now. For my wish, I wish you had a bad case of blue balls. Oh, look! It came true!

Friday, October 23, 2015

Laughing last

So then she said that if we liked ogling sexy girls so much, she would give us a chance to see how the girls felt. Then I told her that girls have everything easier, so she cast another spell to make the change permanent. Good thing we found a gullible witch! Now let's go have fun!

Thursday, October 22, 2015

New plan

Look, I'm glad you got that gun of yours working again. We've run the con, were both stinking rich, and for a while I was worried that you wouldn't be able to turn me back into a man again. But things change. In the weeks you were trying to fix the gun, I've met a nice man. His name is Pennington. He's ninety-five, he's a billionaire, and he's smitten with me. He also is old-fashioned enough to think that pre-nups show a lack of trust. So, thanks for the work you put into the gun, but I'm staying this way.

Wednesday, October 21, 2015


My wife was hurt and confused when she discovered all of the TG sites in my browser history. Somehow, she thought she would get even with me by slipping the nu-gen nanites into my beer. Now, she's so jealous of my Sexbot 3000 body that she's saving up for another dose for herself.  All's well that ends well...

Tuesday, October 20, 2015

That moment...

That moment when you realize that it wasn't hazelnut syrup they put in your coffee.

Monday, October 19, 2015


Sorry, Daniel. That face isn't going to make me give you your body back. Look, you should be thanking me. My old body is twenty years younger than the one I took from you. Of course, your body is a he'll of a lot richer, too. But, hey, you still have your looks, right? It's a real shame that the prenuptial you made me sign leaves you with nothing. I guess you can always go back to where you found me: working a Hooters in Orlando.

Sunday, October 18, 2015


The old lady said that she couldn't reverse the spell unless I brought her the magic amulet. She said it held my "male essence." I thought it would be fun to spend a week on the beach as a sexy babe. I never thought I would lose my only way back to manhood in the sand. I don't even want to think about the possibility that the storm we had last night washed away my masculinity forever.

Saturday, October 17, 2015

Kitty-bot 3000

"That's Mike? There's no way that's Mike. Mike's a fat, hairy slob who downloads porn when he should be working."

"We've used the banknote to completely restructure Mike's form. We've used the Kitty-bot 3000 model as a template. You'll find that he has superhuman abilities in skills of an...ah...sexual nature. We've also tweaked Mike's personality to make him more obedient to you and we've set his libido to maximum."

"You've done an outstanding job. I think it's time to release the nanite cloud at our next company meeting."

Friday, October 16, 2015

MAU Mixed blessing

I thought my wife would be mad when I turned myself into a duplicate of her with the MAU. Instead, she was delighted and suggested we experiment. It's been a wild three days, but I think it's time to go back. I'm just waiting for the MAU to reboot. It seems to have stopped working.

Thursday, October 15, 2015

Every day

Every day when I get dressed I look down at myself, unable to believe that it is really me. The potion should have worn off months ago. It looks like I'm stuck like this.

Wednesday, October 14, 2015

Gone girl

Awwww, he'll. It's gone again. And the witch said the next time she changed my gender, she would make the change permanent.

Tuesday, October 13, 2015


Don't you recognize me, Tony? It's me: Ron. That sand you see on my skin is the residue from our morphic nanobots. They really work! I can change my form to that of any humanoid now, but I think I'll keep this form for a wile. It just feels soooo good.

Monday, October 12, 2015

Prepare for landing

That old lady's curse must have had a delayed effect. No one on the plane seems to have noticed that I changed into a woman in mid-flight. What am I going to do? We land in Las Vegas in thirty minutes, and I'm never going to convince the guys in the trade show that I'm Harry Smith.

Sunday, October 11, 2015


Oh, shit! My daughter just discovered my inert body in the living room. Do I tell her that I'm stuck in the body of her best fried, or do I console her as we lay the body of Matt Greyson to rest forever?

Saturday, October 10, 2015

Zap off

You jackass! If you're so determined to get your hands on a supermodel's boobs, zap yourself with that damn gun. In thirty seconds I'm going to go out on that catwalk, and with my manly walk, I know I'm going to make a fool of myself

Friday, October 9, 2015

Up here

Look into my eyes and swear that you didn't know that the milk in our fridge was spiked with bimbo juice. I said my eyes. Look in my eyes! Up here!

Thursday, October 8, 2015

Glad you're home

Glad you're home, honey. Did you hear the news? It turns out that the vaccinations against the TG Virus is only 98% effective, and I'm one of the lucky 2%. Since there doesn't seem to be a cure, I decided to make the best of it. I hope you don't mind that I tried on a few of your things while you were out.

Wednesday, October 7, 2015

The Vamp Clause

Henry knew that the ability of vampires to hypnotize and seduce their prey increased over time. While he had been dismayed at finding he had been converted to the undead, he could at least look forward to an eternity of sex with beautiful women. However, what he didn't know was that, with each neck he bit, he transformed gradually into his own sexual ideal. Henry now had an explanation for why there seemed to be so many gay and lesbian vampires running around. Not that his victims seemed to mind.

Tuesday, October 6, 2015

For science

Fred, this new species of starfish you discovered is amazing. The toxins they secrete actually transform the chromosomes of their prey to female. The longer you expose your bare skin to them, the more feminine you become. You had better stop, Fred. It's getting hard to tell you were once a guy. Fred...?

Monday, October 5, 2015

Wrong number

Jack? Who is Jack? Master used to have a friend name Jack, but ever since Master became a powerful transmuter, he has preferred the company of beautiful bimbos like me. Tee-hee! Would you like to meet him?

Sunday, October 4, 2015


Don't play innocent with me. I know what that remote of yours can do, and I'm pretty sure I didn't have these bodacious boobies yesterday. You can relax, though. I'm not here to kick your ass. I'm here to see if you can make them bigger.

Saturday, October 3, 2015

Request: Jonathan's last wish

Jonathan realized his mistake soon after he made the wish. There were two important limiting factors in "having all of the powers of a genie" that he desired. One: he was limited to granting the wishes of others, and two: he was stuck in the body of a sexy woman, identical in every way to that of the genie he had discovered. Jonathan served master after master, bound to them until they died of old age or made a colossally stupid wish, like "I wish for fifty tons of gold." (Ha! He should have specified the location. Two meters over his head didn't bring him much happiness...). Sadly, none of the masters wanted to use their third wish to free him, until he came upon one master, who thought he had the system beat. "I wish you would be free but would continue to love me forever." "Forever" has different meaning for mortals and djinn. Her master died at age eighty-six last year, and while she still loves him, Jonathan is finally free of her obligation to serve. However, she remains stuck in female form, and without a master to make wishes, she is going to remain a young and beautiful genie...Forever!

Friday, October 2, 2015

Request: Jonathan gets small

Jonathan thought he was being clever when he made his wish. He figured that a selfless wish, like "I wish to make others happy" would not be twisted. But the pixie he had captured decided that she was happiest when she was granting wishes, and being the last of her kind, she was painfully lonely. Thus, it made sense to her to transform Jonathan into a pixie just like her. Now Pixie-Jonathan has to admit that granting wishes does make her happy, especially the really perverted wishes.