Wednesday, October 7, 2015

The Vamp Clause

Henry knew that the ability of vampires to hypnotize and seduce their prey increased over time. While he had been dismayed at finding he had been converted to the undead, he could at least look forward to an eternity of sex with beautiful women. However, what he didn't know was that, with each neck he bit, he transformed gradually into his own sexual ideal. Henry now had an explanation for why there seemed to be so many gay and lesbian vampires running around. Not that his victims seemed to mind.

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