Saturday, October 17, 2015

Kitty-bot 3000

"That's Mike? There's no way that's Mike. Mike's a fat, hairy slob who downloads porn when he should be working."

"We've used the banknote to completely restructure Mike's form. We've used the Kitty-bot 3000 model as a template. You'll find that he has superhuman abilities in skills of an...ah...sexual nature. We've also tweaked Mike's personality to make him more obedient to you and we've set his libido to maximum."

"You've done an outstanding job. I think it's time to release the nanite cloud at our next company meeting."

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