Sunday, October 22, 2017

New relationships

People tell me that I'm adjusting well to my new body after contracting the TG Virus. I feel bad for my wife, though. Ever since I got the body you see here, she's gotten tired of telling people I'm her adopted granddaughter...

Friday, October 20, 2017

Ripped

Eric's wish to have the hottest bod at the gym did not go entirely as planned. Really, if more people read this site, there wouldn't be quite so many clumsy wishes.

Wednesday, October 18, 2017

All for you

Do you like the new me? The potion the old Chinese lady turned me into the woman of your dreams, just like she said it was. You know I always had a crush on you, but I was gay and you were straight and I knew that my attraction made you uncomfortable. How do you like me now?

Monday, October 16, 2017

Sculpted to perfection

After hours of playing with the magic remote, I finally had the body of my dreams. Goodbye, James the grocery clerk. Hello, Vanessa the swimsuit model!  I'm trying to think of a single reason why I put this off for so long!

Saturday, October 14, 2017

Help, please

Don't leave me here like this!  I'm sorry I didn't respect you. I'm sorry I slept with your best friend.  I'm really sorry I slept with your sister. Now please change me back. Those men said they wanted to keep me here as one of their whores. I can't live like that. It's beneath me...oh, my god! Did you just make my tits bigger?

Thursday, October 12, 2017

Oblivious

"Seriously, how can he not notice the transformation yet? Those new knockers of his have to weigh fifteen pounds each!"

"All part of the prank, my friend. The potion we slipped him will keep him oblivious to the change until three hours have passed."

"But by that time the change will be irreversible!"

"Yeah, I'm not seeing a downside here. Do you?"

Tuesday, October 10, 2017

For honor

Marvin knew that certain responsibilities came with his new body. He hadn't asked to become Wonder Woman, but he knew that he should have worded his wish more carefully. "There'll be time for jilling off later," he said. "Right now there's a dam that's about to burst, and they need my help!"

Sunday, October 8, 2017

Cleaning up

I'm Hank, the former night janitor for Wayne Industries.  Two nights ago, Poison Ivy broke into the botany labs and tried to plant some device there.  The Batman arrived just in time, but in their ensuing fight, they really trashed the place. Enter me.

I was nearly done when I cut myself on the remains of Ivy's device.   It wasn't bad, but the wound started to sting intensely.  I passed out from the pain, and when I woke up, I looked like this. Turns out the villaness wanted to transform all men of Gotham into copies of herself. I know I should be seeking a cure, but the longer I stay like this, the more Ivy's plans make sense to me.  I wonder how hard it would be to break her out of Arkham? Do you think she might become my girlfriend?

Saturday, October 7, 2017

Girl of your nighmares

So you thought you could turn me into a chick and banish me to the Nightmare Realm? Well, I have news for you, buddy. I'm the Queen of this place now, and I'm going to be haunting your dreams every night until you die. And in those dreams, I'm going to take your dick just like you took mine. Only my way is a lot more painful...


Editor's note: Sorry about the long hiatus.  It's actually because of a lot of good things going on in my life, so nothing to worry about.  I'll probably be a little sporadic before I get back to regular posting. In the meantime, enjoy this pr-Halloween fun!

Wednesday, September 20, 2017

Foul ball

Attendance at Dodger's games has soared ever since they began the "Catch a foul ball, win the body of your dreams" promotion.

Monday, September 18, 2017

Lab Accident #34

Aw, c'mon, honey. Don't be mad. Accidents happen. It was a million to one that one of the workers would be exposed to the morphic nanites. I just happened to be the guy who tripped and broke the seal on the containment unit.  So I'm stuck like this until we find a way to reverse the process...What's that? You're not mad that I'm a teenage girl now? You're mad that I'm dressing like a slut?

Little did William know that his wife had paid off the lab manager to sabotage the work on the reversal process. She was quite fond of having a teenage daughter to raise...

Saturday, September 16, 2017

Regrets

As she stared at her husband, who was wearing a skin-tight PVC dress and  loaded for bear, Karen started to regret slipping him the genderswap potion last week. Had he really learned his lesson about being a sexist pig? Or had he found a new way to make her crazy?

Thursday, September 14, 2017

Parents Day

Oh, ha, ha. Very funny. You 'lost' the remote. You do know that tomorrow is Parent's Day, right?  My parents were worried that their darling son would change when he went off to college. Imagine how they will freak when they meet their daughter...!

Tuesday, September 12, 2017

Emissary

People of earth! The Vraxeen have named me their emissary in order to communicate their ultimatum to you. Once, I was a tired old man with stage four cancer.  The Vraxeen have given me this young, healthy body.  They offer us this and all of their technological marvels for one low price: they want to convert the earth into a pleasure planet resort for them...

Sunday, September 10, 2017

Breather

Take a deep breath and calm down. This can't be happening. People just don't swap genders, like I just did.  Alphonse has to be messing with my mind somehow. Curses aren't real.  I have to keep telling myself that. And why would my best friend trick me into becoming his girlfriend?

Friday, September 8, 2017

The Garden

I knew that this would happen, but I could not believe it even as my body changed. I could not get over how the power of the Fertility Goddess changed everyone who entered the Garden of Paradise into a vessel for her blessings. I could already feel her power well inside of me, even as I became smaller, softer, and more feminine. Did I have any regrets? Take a good look at this body and ask me again!

Wednesday, September 6, 2017

Andrew doesn't live here anymore

Oh, you're looking for Andrew? I'm sorry. He doesn't live here anymore...Where has he gone, you ask? Well, let's just say that he's in a happier place, living the life he always wanted to. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a few more loose ends I need to tidy up.

Monday, September 4, 2017

Punished enough?

"I'm sorry, what were you saying?"

"I said...I said that it was wrong of me to objectify women. All women, witches and non-witches alike, deserve to be treated with respect. I should never have grabbed you, and I will never to that to another woman without her permission in the future."

"Very good. You seem to have learned your lesson. I'll stop your breasts from enlarging any further."

"Thank you, ma'am. And may I ask when you're going to give me my old body back?"

"Oh, don't be silly. I'm rewarding you with a female body for having learned your lesson.  If you decide to be ungrateful, I might decide to inflate you again."

"No thank you, ma'am. I like my new body."

"That's the spirit, dearie."

Saturday, September 2, 2017

Closed for season

I went to Bikini Beach on a dare. Being changed into a busty babe in the showers was a shock at first, but over the weekend I began to get used to my new body. I even had a little fun and contemplated another weekend next year. Then word came that, due to technical difficulties, Bikini Beach Club would be closing for the season. Everyone would be stuck in their beach bodies until the park re-opened next June! What am I going to do? I'm the starting left tackle on our football team!

Thursday, August 31, 2017

New Life

I checked myself out in the mirror one last time. The TG Virus had cost me everything: my manhood, my job, my marriage. For months I was in a dark depression and wouldn't leave the house. After intensive therapy, though, I'm ready to return to the world. Looking at my new body with fresh eyes, I had no idea how hot I was. Perhaps this new life would not be so bad, after all.

Tuesday, August 29, 2017

Status update

"Look at him play with his own titties!"

"You mean he doesn't know he's doing it?"

"Dude, he's not even aware that the potion turned him into a girl, yet.This is too funny."

"So when do we break the news to him?"

"In a few minutes, he'll be so horny that he won't care anymore. Then you'll have the hot girlfriend you always wanted."

"Until the potion wears off, right?"

"Who said it wears off?"

Sunday, August 27, 2017

Ssshhh!

Speak quietly, man, or she'll hear you! You don't want her to catch you like she did to me. The witch took my manhood and my freedom and turned me into bait. Now I have to lure guys like you to her.  It's taking all the willpower I have just to warn you and...too late! Here she comes!

Friday, August 25, 2017

Uncomforatble

Are you all right, man? It's still me, your old buddy Aaron. Just because the TG Virus changed me doesn't mean I'm not the same guy you've known for years...oh, my god. It's this body isn't it? I'm making you uncomfortable.  Well, get used to it, because doctors say there isn't any cure.

Wednesday, August 23, 2017

Fembotted

"You're kidding me! These two lovelies are really Eric and Tyler?"

"Well, sort of. Their brains have been implanted into cybernetic bodies. Some of their memories and aspects of their behavior remain, but their personalities are controlled by the central programming chip."

"So you turned them into sexbots!"

"Charlie, you're not going to believe this, but they asked me to do the procedure on them."

"Bullshit! Who would..."

"It is true, Charlie. We are so much happier this way.  Let us show you our capabilities, and you may want a body like this for yourself."

Monday, August 21, 2017

Experiment #472

"As you can see, with the morphic nanites active in his system, we can control any aspect of Mr. Green's appearance. Having just turned him female, we can exaggerate his attributes to any degree desire."

"Um, Professor, won't the subject object to being turned into a...ah...stripper."

"Don't stop!...Don't you dare stop!"

"Mr. Green? Kindly refrain from talking, as it biases the process and results."

Saturday, August 19, 2017

Busted

Shit! Was that my wife? She wasn't supposed to be home for hours.  The TF Gun won't recharge for at least another thirty minutes. How am I going to explain my little hobby to her?

Thursday, August 17, 2017

Don't panic

The other members of the crew freaked out and ran inland when we discovered that we had landed on Genderswap Island. I, on the other hand, stayed on the beach and enjoyed everything the magic of this island had to offer. The guys will come to their senses, eventually. Then we can all have some real fun!

Tuesday, August 15, 2017

Leaving out the details

"What the hell, man? When I agreed to drink that potion and pose as your girlfriend, you told me the effects would wear off in three days. It's been a week..."

"Hey, would you have drunk it if you knew it was permanent. But I'm really grateful to you for helping to convince my parents I was straight. Maybe I can cover the rent this month to show my gratitude?"

"Make it six months. I have a feeling that this new body comes with a 'bitch mode' you do not want to unleash."

Sunday, August 13, 2017

For science

"Day Seven of the biomorphic nanite trial: The physical transformation appears to be complete and stable.  Results are optimal. I am about to begin my first field trial. If I can get three men to buy me drinks at Club Fredo tonight, I will proceed with the plan to market them.

Friday, August 11, 2017

Roomie privilege

Don't tell me you drank the stuff in the white bottle that I left in the fridge, Dan. That stuff was a potion that I was going to use to turn Cindy into my ideal girlfriend...yep, there's the ears...and the boobs.  Dan? Why are you looking at me that way?...hoo, boy. How am I going to explain this to Cindy?

Wednesday, August 9, 2017

Lucky

William was one of the few people who were happy with the results of the Great Swap. Which is good, since there was no known way of putting people back in their original bodies.

Monday, August 7, 2017

21st Century Language

"What the hell is this, genie? I wished to be the hottest dude on the beach.  Why on earth did you give me tits and a pussy?"

"It has been clear from my study of your language that for the last several years, 'dude' can be used to refer to people of either gender.Now if you'll excuse me, you have used your wish. I'm off to enrich someone else's life now..."

Saturday, August 5, 2017

Good news, or not

Hiy, Mike, good news!  We finally found an antidote to that gendersswap potion you drank three months ago. Looks like you can have your old body back...or not. Let me guess, you're going to stay that way, aren't you?

Thursday, August 3, 2017

Time's Up

What do you mean the wand isn't working anymore?  Look, Tim, I only agreed to this with the understanding that you could change me back. I have to be home in fifteen minutes. My wife is going to freak when she sees me like this.

Tuesday, August 1, 2017

Travel accident

Look, the "Take a Vacation from your Body" plan was supposed to be foolproof. My body was supposed to be in cold storage while I spent the last two weeks in the body of this sexdroid. You can't be serious that you allowed it to just walk off. What am I supposed to do in the meanwhile?

(The travel agent knew at the time that John's body had wandered into traffic, but they decided against telling him until the first shock had worn off. Sexdroids were not good under stress.)

Sunday, July 30, 2017

Contagious

Stop, Danny. Don't come near me. You're still contagious...Please...I'm sorry I infected you with the TG Virus...Please stop. I don't want to be a girl like you!

Friday, July 28, 2017

Psylocked

OK, Mr. Smartypants. You thought you were so clever when you wished that you and your friends would be transformed into the X-Men. You didn't stop to think that half of the X-Men were women, did you. Well, I'm glad you got Wolverine's regeneration ability, because I'm about to ram this psychic blade where the sun don't shine.

Wednesday, July 26, 2017

Forgetful

Look, it's been fun being your girlfriend for the weekend, but I'm ready to change back now. Please tell me you didn't lose the remote...Seriously? First the condoms, now the remote? How forgetful can one person  be?

Monday, July 24, 2017

Girl la Girl

OK, I got it, this suit will help me recover both halves of the lost Scissor Blade. And I understand that it needs to drink blood to achieve full power. But please explain to me again why it needs to turn me into a hot chick for its powers to work?

Saturday, July 22, 2017

Best Cursed Tiki Idol Ever

You and look all you want, pal, but don't you dare lay a finger on me. You could have picked up that cursed tiki idol off of the beach just as easily as I did. Face it, if you were in my shoes, would you want me staring at you like a piece of meat?

Thursday, July 20, 2017

No backsies

I thought a second shower at Bikini Beach would turn me back into a man, but all it did was get me wet. "I'm sorry, sir," the proprietor said. "That's your 'forever body' now.  You should have read the fine print before buying a Lifetime Pass."

Tuesday, July 18, 2017

After the Shift

Two years after the Great Shift, scientists found a way to transfer minds back into their original bodies. The only hitch was both parties had to be willing for it to be successful. Take a wild guess: do you really think I would want to switch back after living in a body like this for two years?

Sunday, July 16, 2017

Not tired at all

Man, they weren't kidding when they said that the Sexbot3000 had unlimited endurance. I was pretty freaked out when I learned that the only model available was female, but after fucking my way through every man and woman in this single's resort, I think I could get used to my new life. Now the only hard part is waiting for them to recover and rehydrate.

Friday, July 14, 2017

Jonathan's coming out

You said you wanted to get closer to me, Jonathan.  Now is your chance.  It's so sexy to feel your pressed against my skin. I know I said I would only change you into my prom gown for one night, but I'm having so much fun as Clarissa.  I kind of want to stay like this forever. Don't worry, I'll wear you often?  Any objections? I didn't think so...

Wednesday, July 12, 2017

Joke's on you

Where is that joker who thought it would be funny to turn me into the Joker's deranged sidekick? If Harley wasn't nutso before, turning me into a chick is sure to finish the job. And I have a special little present for our comedian...

Monday, July 10, 2017

Avatar

Zack carefully crafted his avatar in the new social media app to reflect the hottest girl he could imagine. But when he accidentally clicked the "export avatar" button, be found that the VirtualMe app could reconstruct his identity in the non-virtual world as well.

Saturday, July 8, 2017

Wait your turn

Wait your turn, Mr. Donnelson. I'm almost done with Mr. Finklestein, here.  Honestly, I knew that there would be demand for my services when I put up my shingle as a genderswap witch for hire, but I had no idea I would be this busy!

Thursday, July 6, 2017

Non-disclosure

I knew that you would find me sooner or later, honey.  I wish I could have told you, but the lab has a million non-disclosure agreements that made them put me in isolation. And even if I could have told you, how was I supposed to tell you that I've become a girl the same age as our daughter?

Tuesday, July 4, 2017

Patriotic Wish

Every year, on the Fourth of July, Frank made the same wish as he watched the annual fireworks display.  "I wish I could protect my country, just like a superhero."  This year, his wish was granted!

Sunday, July 2, 2017

Paradise found

The water that could be found inside of the Ranma Fruit that grew on the Island of Tiresias had special transformative properties. Henry had searched his whole life for the island. Now that he found it, he may never want to leave.