Saturday, August 19, 2017

Busted

Shit! Was that my wife? She wasn't supposed to be home for hours.  The TF Gun won't recharge for at least another thirty minutes. How am I going to explain my little hobby to her?

Thursday, August 17, 2017

Don't panic

The other members of the crew freaked out and ran inland when we discovered that we had landed on Genderswap Island. I, on the other hand, stayed on the beach and enjoyed everything the magic of this island had to offer. The guys will come to their senses, eventually. Then we can all have some real fun!

Tuesday, August 15, 2017

Leaving out the details

"What the hell, man? When I agreed to drink that potion and pose as your girlfriend, you told me the effects would wear off in three days. It's been a week..."

"Hey, would you have drunk it if you knew it was permanent. But I'm really grateful to you for helping to convince my parents I was straight. Maybe I can cover the rent this month to show my gratitude?"

"Make it six months. I have a feeling that this new body comes with a 'bitch mode' you do not want to unleash."

Sunday, August 13, 2017

For science

"Day Seven of the biomorphic nanite trial: The physical transformation appears to be complete and stable.  Results are optimal. I am about to begin my first field trial. If I can get three men to buy me drinks at Club Fredo tonight, I will proceed with the plan to market them.

Friday, August 11, 2017

Roomie privilege

Don't tell me you drank the stuff in the white bottle that I left in the fridge, Dan. That stuff was a potion that I was going to use to turn Cindy into my ideal girlfriend...yep, there's the ears...and the boobs.  Dan? Why are you looking at me that way?...hoo, boy. How am I going to explain this to Cindy?

Wednesday, August 9, 2017

Lucky

William was one of the few people who were happy with the results of the Great Swap. Which is good, since there was no known way of putting people back in their original bodies.

Monday, August 7, 2017

21st Century Language

"What the hell is this, genie? I wished to be the hottest dude on the beach.  Why on earth did you give me tits and a pussy?"

"It has been clear from my study of your language that for the last several years, 'dude' can be used to refer to people of either gender.Now if you'll excuse me, you have used your wish. I'm off to enrich someone else's life now..."

Saturday, August 5, 2017

Good news, or not

Hiy, Mike, good news!  We finally found an antidote to that gendersswap potion you drank three months ago. Looks like you can have your old body back...or not. Let me guess, you're going to stay that way, aren't you?

Thursday, August 3, 2017

Time's Up

What do you mean the wand isn't working anymore?  Look, Tim, I only agreed to this with the understanding that you could change me back. I have to be home in fifteen minutes. My wife is going to freak when she sees me like this.

Tuesday, August 1, 2017

Travel accident

Look, the "Take a Vacation from your Body" plan was supposed to be foolproof. My body was supposed to be in cold storage while I spent the last two weeks in the body of this sexdroid. You can't be serious that you allowed it to just walk off. What am I supposed to do in the meanwhile?

(The travel agent knew at the time that John's body had wandered into traffic, but they decided against telling him until the first shock had worn off. Sexdroids were not good under stress.)

Sunday, July 30, 2017

Contagious

Stop, Danny. Don't come near me. You're still contagious...Please...I'm sorry I infected you with the TG Virus...Please stop. I don't want to be a girl like you!

Friday, July 28, 2017

Psylocked

OK, Mr. Smartypants. You thought you were so clever when you wished that you and your friends would be transformed into the X-Men. You didn't stop to think that half of the X-Men were women, did you. Well, I'm glad you got Wolverine's regeneration ability, because I'm about to ram this psychic blade where the sun don't shine.

Wednesday, July 26, 2017

Forgetful

Look, it's been fun being your girlfriend for the weekend, but I'm ready to change back now. Please tell me you didn't lose the remote...Seriously? First the condoms, now the remote? How forgetful can one person  be?

Monday, July 24, 2017

Girl la Girl

OK, I got it, this suit will help me recover both halves of the lost Scissor Blade. And I understand that it needs to drink blood to achieve full power. But please explain to me again why it needs to turn me into a hot chick for its powers to work?

Saturday, July 22, 2017

Best Cursed Tiki Idol Ever

You and look all you want, pal, but don't you dare lay a finger on me. You could have picked up that cursed tiki idol off of the beach just as easily as I did. Face it, if you were in my shoes, would you want me staring at you like a piece of meat?

Thursday, July 20, 2017

No backsies

I thought a second shower at Bikini Beach would turn me back into a man, but all it did was get me wet. "I'm sorry, sir," the proprietor said. "That's your 'forever body' now.  You should have read the fine print before buying a Lifetime Pass."

Tuesday, July 18, 2017

After the Shift

Two years after the Great Shift, scientists found a way to transfer minds back into their original bodies. The only hitch was both parties had to be willing for it to be successful. Take a wild guess: do you really think I would want to switch back after living in a body like this for two years?

Sunday, July 16, 2017

Not tired at all

Man, they weren't kidding when they said that the Sexbot3000 had unlimited endurance. I was pretty freaked out when I learned that the only model available was female, but after fucking my way through every man and woman in this single's resort, I think I could get used to my new life. Now the only hard part is waiting for them to recover and rehydrate.

Friday, July 14, 2017

Jonathan's coming out

You said you wanted to get closer to me, Jonathan.  Now is your chance.  It's so sexy to feel your pressed against my skin. I know I said I would only change you into my prom gown for one night, but I'm having so much fun as Clarissa.  I kind of want to stay like this forever. Don't worry, I'll wear you often?  Any objections? I didn't think so...

Wednesday, July 12, 2017

Joke's on you

Where is that joker who thought it would be funny to turn me into the Joker's deranged sidekick? If Harley wasn't nutso before, turning me into a chick is sure to finish the job. And I have a special little present for our comedian...

Monday, July 10, 2017

Avatar

Zack carefully crafted his avatar in the new social media app to reflect the hottest girl he could imagine. But when he accidentally clicked the "export avatar" button, be found that the VirtualMe app could reconstruct his identity in the non-virtual world as well.

Saturday, July 8, 2017

Wait your turn

Wait your turn, Mr. Donnelson. I'm almost done with Mr. Finklestein, here.  Honestly, I knew that there would be demand for my services when I put up my shingle as a genderswap witch for hire, but I had no idea I would be this busy!

Thursday, July 6, 2017

Non-disclosure

I knew that you would find me sooner or later, honey.  I wish I could have told you, but the lab has a million non-disclosure agreements that made them put me in isolation. And even if I could have told you, how was I supposed to tell you that I've become a girl the same age as our daughter?

Tuesday, July 4, 2017

Patriotic Wish

Every year, on the Fourth of July, Frank made the same wish as he watched the annual fireworks display.  "I wish I could protect my country, just like a superhero."  This year, his wish was granted!

Sunday, July 2, 2017

Paradise found

The water that could be found inside of the Ranma Fruit that grew on the Island of Tiresias had special transformative properties. Henry had searched his whole life for the island. Now that he found it, he may never want to leave.

Friday, June 30, 2017

Disoriented

Where am I? This isn't Chicago.  And holy shit!  I'm a chick!  How did this happen? How am I going to get home without money or an ID?  And how am I going to explain this to my wife and kids?

Wednesday, June 28, 2017

Karma

That rich bitch thought she could make fun of me, just because she was a smoking hot babe who married a billionaire?  She should have known that I was a body hopper. I hope she's having fun in my old life. I know that I'm enjoying the hell out of her private jet.

Monday, June 26, 2017

Don't want to go!

You mean the weekend is over already? I've had so much fun at Bikini Beach, I don't want to leave.  How much does a weekly pass cost?  That's all? I'm going to stay here the rest of the summer!

Saturday, June 24, 2017

Mine!

Don't you dare try to give me the antidote!  I know I said that taking the Genderswap Potion was a terrible idea, but now that I've seen the other side of the fence, I can tell you for a fact that some of my favorite things are on this side of the fence. These two things, in case you're being thick.

Thursday, June 22, 2017

Feels

"Feels good, doesn't it?" Beth asked. "That's how I felt when the TG Virus reached the critical point. Yeah, now you know. I wasn't always Beth from Accounting. Two years ago, I was just some poor schlub who contracted the TG Virus, just like you. And I must say, you're turning into quite a fine specimen. Accounting could use a hottie like you."

Tuesday, June 20, 2017

Ex-Man

Larry's wish was vague, he had to admit. He told the genie that he wanted to bean X-Man.  Rather than ask for clarification, the genie gave Larry both interpretations of his wish. Larry found himself to be a member of Xavier's School, and he also became an "ex-man".

Sunday, June 18, 2017

Revenge

Someday I'll get even with the government sickos who did this to me. What right did they have to for adamantium into my skeleton, to turn me into a chick, to make me into a living weapon?  Well, they made a huge mistake. They believed they could control me. Now they're going to pay for their arrogance.

Friday, June 16, 2017

A big wish

Of course I'm not mad. You used your only wish to try to help me with my gender dysphoria. And I love the body you gave me. I have never felt more like myself before. Of course, I would have preferred one that was closer to 5'6", but I wouldn't go back for anything. 

Wednesday, June 14, 2017

Birthday wishes

I gave my wife a wishing ring for her birthday. She wanted to explore lesbian sex, so she turned me into a woman. Perhaps I should have told her that the ring only contained one charge...

Monday, June 12, 2017

Take a look

"I don't care if you deny it. Someone turned me back into a woman, and you're the only person in the world I know of who has a magic wand."

"For the tenth time, I swear it wasn't me. I turned you  back into a guy."

"Take a look at these! Do I look like a guy!"

"It must be the wand.  It must see your female form as your new default."

"Well change me back again."

"I'll try, but it will be only a temporary fix. Every morning, you'll revert to your female body."

"Great..."

Saturday, June 10, 2017

Facing a new reality

I don't think you understand, Mr. Jennings.  You can't go back to your old body. We threw it in the incinerator. Like it or not, you are now the organic brain in the most sophisticated Sexbot ever designed.  I think you will grow to enjoy your new life, as long as you don't resist your body's programming.

Thursday, June 8, 2017

Not funny anymore

Hey, guys? This isn't funny anymore.  I can't stay out here dressed like this. Not in this body! I don't even have any ID. How am I supposed to get home?...Guys?...This sucks. Do I go to the cops and give them a story about my crazy friends who found a transformation gun, or do I ask those drunken frat boys for a ride?

Tuesday, June 6, 2017

The best part of waking up

Ever since I caught the TG Virus last year, I still can't believe that this is my body when I wake up every morning.  I could never have predicted how amazing my life as a woman would have been. I can't believe that last year I worked to find a cure for my condition!

Sunday, June 4, 2017

Bargaining position

OK, I put that skimpy bikini on. Now will you change me back to my old body with that stupid gun of yours?...Fine, I'll pose for you, but then you have to promise to change me back...and then you want me to do what? Forget it. I'd rather stay this way than play your stupid little games.

Friday, June 2, 2017

Reach for the Star

I suppose I could have used my other wish to revers the effects of the first one. In hindsight, "I wish I could travel among the stars" was a pretty vague one. Who could blame the genie for turning me into Starfire?  I never asked to become a woman, or an alien for that matter, but I've never been the type to ignore an opportunity for adventure. There's a whole lot I intend to explore. After that, I may travel into space...

Wednesday, May 31, 2017

Heel hell

Why does the master insist on me wearing these insanely impractical heels? I've only been a woman for three days. It's not like I've had a lifetime to get used to women's footwear.  And if I can't walk well, the master will demote me. Instead of being a maid, he said I'd be a fucktoy for the stable hands. Looks like I have no choice but to try again.

Tuesday, May 30, 2017

Jonathan's Prom Night

"Man, I wish I could get under a chick's dress on prom night," Michael said.

"Yeah, I wish I could touch a girl's tits all night long," Jonathan added.

Little did the two young men realize, but a cunning fairy heard their wishes and decided to make them come true. Now it's prom night, and Michael will be wearing his friend Jonathan all night long!

Monday, May 29, 2017

Anyone?

Dan? Ramon? Phil? Anyone?  You can come out.  I think the witch is gone. She said something about me taking her place....Are you there? It's me!  I know I look like her, but she switched bodies with me before she ran off. So if you guys don't come out right now, I'm going to hunt you down and turn you into my little sluts!

Saturday, May 27, 2017

Hungry Games

"He's in a strange body on a strange world and fighting for his life.  I'm surprised he's lasted this long."

"Indeed, our subject has done well. I believe that our chosen one has earned a reward before we reveal the quest to him."

"You're not going to give him his old body back?"

"Far from it. I'm going to grant him the sexual release that his new body so clearly craves."

Thursday, May 25, 2017

I checked

"Zack, is that you? Are you really a woman?"

"It's me. I'm a woman."

"Are you sure?"

"Are you blind? And, yeah, I'm sure. I checked."

"Well you make a pretty hot chick."

"Asshole. We'll see how you like it."

"What do you mean?"

"You're standing on the exact same spot of beach I was on when the curse hit me."

Tuesday, May 23, 2017

You're up

Oh, good, you're up. I was worried that I had drained too much blood out of you.  I know it comes as a shock to learn that your roommate is not just a woman, but a vampire as well. You see, as the curse grows stronger within me, I grow sexier and more feminine. And now that I have turned you, too, dude, you're going to find out how awesome being a sexy female vampire can be.

Sunday, May 21, 2017

All Greek to Me

I was the one who laughed the loudest at the idea of spending a night in the abandoned sorority house.  I mean, ghosts and curses? Come on!

Well, that's what I thought last night. It seems that my frat brothers and I now need to re-register our house as a sorority!

Friday, May 19, 2017

Victor's Secret

"Excellent, Victor. Now turn...hip out...shoulders back...perfect!"

I could hear the cameras clicking furiously as I help the pose.  "I don't get it," I said when they were done. "Why couldn't you have used that remote to turn a woman  into your next underwear model? I'm sure there would have been thousands of volunteers."

Simon sighed. "Oh, Victor. Don't you realize how special you are? The remote only works on people with a certain genetic tag. You're the perfect transformation subject. And as long as you keep agreeing to pose for us, you'll also be the highest-paid model in the world!"

Wednesday, May 17, 2017

Missed the boat

I looked around the entire forest, but I could find no trace of the alien spacecraft.  They had chosen to study Earth humans by swapping the body of their science officer with that of a typical earth man--me.  Now their ship is gone and they seem to have forgotten to switch us back. Perhaps that science officer was pleased at the idea of being the only male in an all-female race. Great for my old body, but my male mind is starting to get worried about switching back.

Monday, May 15, 2017

Stay home another day

Stay home another day and practice walking in heels, Andrew.  I know you want to get out of the house as soon as possible, but the doctor said that you should fully embrace your femininity before you re-enter society. We're really just learning about the psychological and emotional impacts of the TG Virus, and I want you to be healthy and happy as you recover.