Sunday, November 26, 2017

Shocked and offended

Honey! I'm shocked and offended at your implication that I would even dream of using morphic nanites to swap my gender for a few cheap thrills. I've been your husband for twenty years, and I would never dream of...the body? Oh, haha, funny story. You see, it was really just an accident...

Friday, November 24, 2017


Yeah, ask me again about how much I regret giving myself this body with the magic remote...  Let's just say that I am very, very thankful this week...

Wednesday, November 22, 2017

Bad news

I held Brian closely, hoping to make him feel better. Finding out that he was stuck in his current body in the VR sim was hard on him. The news that he would be stuck as a busty nymph in a fantasy land nearly broke him. I didn't have the heart to tell him that his body in the outside world had died, and that there was no way to fix his current predicament.

Monday, November 20, 2017

Best trip ever

My soccer team agreed to a tournament on Genderswap Island.It was disorienting playing as girls, but we figured that the other teams would be at the same disadvantage. Turns out, we were wrong.  We got skunked by a team from Cameroon. And unknown to us, our coaches had a bet that the losing team would have to keep their female bodies.  A few of the guys aren't complaining though.

Saturday, November 18, 2017


Look, I'm really nervous. For months after I contracted the TG Virus, I was too self-conscious about my body to even be seen in public. Wearing something this revealing is a really big step for me. I could sure use your support...oh, God, is that an erection?

Thursday, November 16, 2017


All right. I held up my end of the bargain. I drank your damn potion and I put on the clothes you laid out for me.  Will you give me back my car keys, let me have the antidote, and I'll be on my way...wait. You want me to dance now? This deal is getting worse by the minute.

Tuesday, November 14, 2017

Poetic justice

Harvey Weinstein's punishment was a form of poetic justice. His lawyers fought like crazy to keep him from a gender reassignment sentence and being forced to work in LA's sleaziest cocktail bar. All of a sudden, he became a strong advocate for respecting women.

Sunday, November 12, 2017


So, in hindsight, wishing for more wishes wasn't a great idea.  Being a genie and being forced to grant wishes was bad enough, but my appearance is shaped by the desires of the wielder. The frat boys who found the lamp have a certain idea of what a genie should look like. And their wishes have been pretty unimaginative so far. Almost all of them involve me giving head...

Friday, November 10, 2017

Hung over

Um, maybe I shouldn't have been drinking when we made our wishes with the genie.  The lamp is nowhere to be found, and I'm pretty sure I was a dude last night. And I'm almost certain that you only had one dick.

Wednesday, November 8, 2017


So you took my masculinity when you won the first game. You turned my clothes into lingerie with the second. When you won the third game, you made my boobs grow. Has it dawned on you yet that I'm playing to lose?

Monday, November 6, 2017

The Old Me

Hey, "big brother"! I just wanted to send you a picture of how your old body is having fun in Cancun!  How does it feel, having to work at a crappy job while Daddy's Little Princess gets to have the time of her life? I know the old me would be jealous AF.  And did you know that your friends are open to a little bisexual experimentation?  All it took was a little nudge from the "new Karen".  I was going to switch us back next week, but now I'm not so sure...

Saturday, November 4, 2017

Sucks to be you

So the genie said that she could only grant one of us the powers of a god.  We flipped a coin, so there's no point in complaining.  Does it matter that I'm stuck in this body forever? You tell me: infinite power, eternal life, and a hot bod to go with it? Oh, I'm sorry. You're probably thinking that all of this could have been yours. Well, I'm not one to gloat but...oh, who am I kidding? Check me out, mortal!

Friday, November 3, 2017

Take it!

Look, I'm not your girlfriend, and I sure as hell ain't your fucktoy.  I'm not even a professional model. I jsut agreed to step into that alien box of yours so you could get a portfolio strong enough to hire a real model.  So take the damn photos quickly. Something that looks like a warning message is scrolling across the MAU screen.

Thursday, November 2, 2017

Bend over

Drop your pants and bend over, Mike.  Once you receive a shot of the serum and grow a pair of big, beautiful boobies like I did, you'll be glad you did....Oh, don't be such a baby. It's not like you were using your manhood, anyway!

Wednesday, November 1, 2017

Apres Ween

I thought I made it through Halloween without getting cursed, hexed, or transformed in any way. But when I woke up on the morning of November 1 and felt two tiny puncture wounds on the side of my neck, I knew that I had counted my chickens before they hatched. Looks like that "Vampire Queen" I hooked up with was a real vampire. And it also appears that she wants her minions to all be sexy women.

Tuesday, October 31, 2017


The witch who crashed our Halloween party said that she was going to turn us into whoever we were dressed as. This isn't fair! I was dressed as a big, blue genie, not Princess Jasmine!

Monday, October 30, 2017


"Jinkies, Fred, I think that the warlock who has been hiding out in the amusement park might have magic powers after all!"

"Velma, you know better than that. There's no such thing as magic."

"Oh, yeah? I'm not Velma! I'm Shaggy! Zoinks!"

Saturday, October 28, 2017

A tiny adjustment

My wife said she picked out a Halloween costume for me. I scoffed when she clipped fairy wings onto my back. I wasn't laughing for long, however.  My body started to change into an exact copy of the woman at my office with whom I had an affair. To make things worse, the costume also shrank me until I was six inches tall!

Thursday, October 26, 2017

New skin

I played the Overwatch Halloween event compulsively for days until I finally won a "super-ultimate" loot box. Turns out the new legendary skins don't just change the appearance of the character, they change the appearance of the gamer! I'm glad I play Mercy rather than Roadhog!

Tuesday, October 24, 2017

What it looks like

Honey, this isn't what it looks like. Unless it looks like I got morphic nanite surgery to get this body to seduce our neightbor's lesbian daughter. Then it's exactly what it looks like.

Sunday, October 22, 2017

New relationships

People tell me that I'm adjusting well to my new body after contracting the TG Virus. I feel bad for my wife, though. Ever since I got the body you see here, she's gotten tired of telling people I'm her adopted granddaughter...

Friday, October 20, 2017


Eric's wish to have the hottest bod at the gym did not go entirely as planned. Really, if more people read this site, there wouldn't be quite so many clumsy wishes.

Wednesday, October 18, 2017

All for you

Do you like the new me? The potion the old Chinese lady turned me into the woman of your dreams, just like she said it was. You know I always had a crush on you, but I was gay and you were straight and I knew that my attraction made you uncomfortable. How do you like me now?

Monday, October 16, 2017

Sculpted to perfection

After hours of playing with the magic remote, I finally had the body of my dreams. Goodbye, James the grocery clerk. Hello, Vanessa the swimsuit model!  I'm trying to think of a single reason why I put this off for so long!

Saturday, October 14, 2017

Help, please

Don't leave me here like this!  I'm sorry I didn't respect you. I'm sorry I slept with your best friend.  I'm really sorry I slept with your sister. Now please change me back. Those men said they wanted to keep me here as one of their whores. I can't live like that. It's beneath me...oh, my god! Did you just make my tits bigger?

Thursday, October 12, 2017


"Seriously, how can he not notice the transformation yet? Those new knockers of his have to weigh fifteen pounds each!"

"All part of the prank, my friend. The potion we slipped him will keep him oblivious to the change until three hours have passed."

"But by that time the change will be irreversible!"

"Yeah, I'm not seeing a downside here. Do you?"

Tuesday, October 10, 2017

For honor

Marvin knew that certain responsibilities came with his new body. He hadn't asked to become Wonder Woman, but he knew that he should have worded his wish more carefully. "There'll be time for jilling off later," he said. "Right now there's a dam that's about to burst, and they need my help!"

Sunday, October 8, 2017

Cleaning up

I'm Hank, the former night janitor for Wayne Industries.  Two nights ago, Poison Ivy broke into the botany labs and tried to plant some device there.  The Batman arrived just in time, but in their ensuing fight, they really trashed the place. Enter me.

I was nearly done when I cut myself on the remains of Ivy's device.   It wasn't bad, but the wound started to sting intensely.  I passed out from the pain, and when I woke up, I looked like this. Turns out the villaness wanted to transform all men of Gotham into copies of herself. I know I should be seeking a cure, but the longer I stay like this, the more Ivy's plans make sense to me.  I wonder how hard it would be to break her out of Arkham? Do you think she might become my girlfriend?

Saturday, October 7, 2017

Girl of your nighmares

So you thought you could turn me into a chick and banish me to the Nightmare Realm? Well, I have news for you, buddy. I'm the Queen of this place now, and I'm going to be haunting your dreams every night until you die. And in those dreams, I'm going to take your dick just like you took mine. Only my way is a lot more painful...

Editor's note: Sorry about the long hiatus.  It's actually because of a lot of good things going on in my life, so nothing to worry about.  I'll probably be a little sporadic before I get back to regular posting. In the meantime, enjoy this pr-Halloween fun!

Wednesday, September 20, 2017

Foul ball

Attendance at Dodger's games has soared ever since they began the "Catch a foul ball, win the body of your dreams" promotion.

Monday, September 18, 2017

Lab Accident #34

Aw, c'mon, honey. Don't be mad. Accidents happen. It was a million to one that one of the workers would be exposed to the morphic nanites. I just happened to be the guy who tripped and broke the seal on the containment unit.  So I'm stuck like this until we find a way to reverse the process...What's that? You're not mad that I'm a teenage girl now? You're mad that I'm dressing like a slut?

Little did William know that his wife had paid off the lab manager to sabotage the work on the reversal process. She was quite fond of having a teenage daughter to raise...

Saturday, September 16, 2017


As she stared at her husband, who was wearing a skin-tight PVC dress and  loaded for bear, Karen started to regret slipping him the genderswap potion last week. Had he really learned his lesson about being a sexist pig? Or had he found a new way to make her crazy?

Thursday, September 14, 2017

Parents Day

Oh, ha, ha. Very funny. You 'lost' the remote. You do know that tomorrow is Parent's Day, right?  My parents were worried that their darling son would change when he went off to college. Imagine how they will freak when they meet their daughter...!

Tuesday, September 12, 2017


People of earth! The Vraxeen have named me their emissary in order to communicate their ultimatum to you. Once, I was a tired old man with stage four cancer.  The Vraxeen have given me this young, healthy body.  They offer us this and all of their technological marvels for one low price: they want to convert the earth into a pleasure planet resort for them...

Sunday, September 10, 2017


Take a deep breath and calm down. This can't be happening. People just don't swap genders, like I just did.  Alphonse has to be messing with my mind somehow. Curses aren't real.  I have to keep telling myself that. And why would my best friend trick me into becoming his girlfriend?

Friday, September 8, 2017

The Garden

I knew that this would happen, but I could not believe it even as my body changed. I could not get over how the power of the Fertility Goddess changed everyone who entered the Garden of Paradise into a vessel for her blessings. I could already feel her power well inside of me, even as I became smaller, softer, and more feminine. Did I have any regrets? Take a good look at this body and ask me again!

Wednesday, September 6, 2017

Andrew doesn't live here anymore

Oh, you're looking for Andrew? I'm sorry. He doesn't live here anymore...Where has he gone, you ask? Well, let's just say that he's in a happier place, living the life he always wanted to. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a few more loose ends I need to tidy up.

Monday, September 4, 2017

Punished enough?

"I'm sorry, what were you saying?"

"I said...I said that it was wrong of me to objectify women. All women, witches and non-witches alike, deserve to be treated with respect. I should never have grabbed you, and I will never to that to another woman without her permission in the future."

"Very good. You seem to have learned your lesson. I'll stop your breasts from enlarging any further."

"Thank you, ma'am. And may I ask when you're going to give me my old body back?"

"Oh, don't be silly. I'm rewarding you with a female body for having learned your lesson.  If you decide to be ungrateful, I might decide to inflate you again."

"No thank you, ma'am. I like my new body."

"That's the spirit, dearie."

Saturday, September 2, 2017

Closed for season

I went to Bikini Beach on a dare. Being changed into a busty babe in the showers was a shock at first, but over the weekend I began to get used to my new body. I even had a little fun and contemplated another weekend next year. Then word came that, due to technical difficulties, Bikini Beach Club would be closing for the season. Everyone would be stuck in their beach bodies until the park re-opened next June! What am I going to do? I'm the starting left tackle on our football team!

Thursday, August 31, 2017

New Life

I checked myself out in the mirror one last time. The TG Virus had cost me everything: my manhood, my job, my marriage. For months I was in a dark depression and wouldn't leave the house. After intensive therapy, though, I'm ready to return to the world. Looking at my new body with fresh eyes, I had no idea how hot I was. Perhaps this new life would not be so bad, after all.

Tuesday, August 29, 2017

Status update

"Look at him play with his own titties!"

"You mean he doesn't know he's doing it?"

"Dude, he's not even aware that the potion turned him into a girl, yet.This is too funny."

"So when do we break the news to him?"

"In a few minutes, he'll be so horny that he won't care anymore. Then you'll have the hot girlfriend you always wanted."

"Until the potion wears off, right?"

"Who said it wears off?"

Sunday, August 27, 2017


Speak quietly, man, or she'll hear you! You don't want her to catch you like she did to me. The witch took my manhood and my freedom and turned me into bait. Now I have to lure guys like you to her.  It's taking all the willpower I have just to warn you and...too late! Here she comes!

Friday, August 25, 2017


Are you all right, man? It's still me, your old buddy Aaron. Just because the TG Virus changed me doesn't mean I'm not the same guy you've known for years...oh, my god. It's this body isn't it? I'm making you uncomfortable.  Well, get used to it, because doctors say there isn't any cure.

Wednesday, August 23, 2017


"You're kidding me! These two lovelies are really Eric and Tyler?"

"Well, sort of. Their brains have been implanted into cybernetic bodies. Some of their memories and aspects of their behavior remain, but their personalities are controlled by the central programming chip."

"So you turned them into sexbots!"

"Charlie, you're not going to believe this, but they asked me to do the procedure on them."

"Bullshit! Who would..."

"It is true, Charlie. We are so much happier this way.  Let us show you our capabilities, and you may want a body like this for yourself."

Monday, August 21, 2017

Experiment #472

"As you can see, with the morphic nanites active in his system, we can control any aspect of Mr. Green's appearance. Having just turned him female, we can exaggerate his attributes to any degree desire."

"Um, Professor, won't the subject object to being turned into a...ah...stripper."

"Don't stop!...Don't you dare stop!"

"Mr. Green? Kindly refrain from talking, as it biases the process and results."

Saturday, August 19, 2017


Shit! Was that my wife? She wasn't supposed to be home for hours.  The TF Gun won't recharge for at least another thirty minutes. How am I going to explain my little hobby to her?

Thursday, August 17, 2017

Don't panic

The other members of the crew freaked out and ran inland when we discovered that we had landed on Genderswap Island. I, on the other hand, stayed on the beach and enjoyed everything the magic of this island had to offer. The guys will come to their senses, eventually. Then we can all have some real fun!

Tuesday, August 15, 2017

Leaving out the details

"What the hell, man? When I agreed to drink that potion and pose as your girlfriend, you told me the effects would wear off in three days. It's been a week..."

"Hey, would you have drunk it if you knew it was permanent. But I'm really grateful to you for helping to convince my parents I was straight. Maybe I can cover the rent this month to show my gratitude?"

"Make it six months. I have a feeling that this new body comes with a 'bitch mode' you do not want to unleash."

Sunday, August 13, 2017

For science

"Day Seven of the biomorphic nanite trial: The physical transformation appears to be complete and stable.  Results are optimal. I am about to begin my first field trial. If I can get three men to buy me drinks at Club Fredo tonight, I will proceed with the plan to market them.

Friday, August 11, 2017

Roomie privilege

Don't tell me you drank the stuff in the white bottle that I left in the fridge, Dan. That stuff was a potion that I was going to use to turn Cindy into my ideal girlfriend...yep, there's the ears...and the boobs.  Dan? Why are you looking at me that way?...hoo, boy. How am I going to explain this to Cindy?