Saturday, December 31, 2016

The Cure

"Should I tell them that I have discovered a cure for the TG Virus?"

"I don't know.  Both of them have been so happy since they became bimbos.  They'd be heartbroken if they were forced to go back."

"But if I don't give them the antidote soon, their new genetic matrix with normalize, and they will never be able to go back."

"Your call, Doc.  But I'm pretty sure they'll choose to stay the way they are now."

Friday, December 30, 2016

The Queen

Robert wished he could rule over a fantasy kingdom. He had assumed that the wish would make him a king. Instead, he found himself in the body of Margaery Tyrell, who had been married to not one but three kings of Westeros.  Now she just had to remember to stay out of the Sept of Baelor!

Editor's note:Um, I guess I should have issued a spoiler alert. But the episode aired six moths ago. Seriously, when are you planning on watching everything you saved on your DVR?

Thursday, December 29, 2016

Paging Dr. Freud...

Hey, Dennis, wanna see your mom's boobs?...Oh, don't be such a prude. The witch said the the spell that switched bodies for me and your mom was permanent. You better get used to the fact that it's me in here now.

Wednesday, December 28, 2016


My wife used her wish to turn me into her identical twin. Now we've been busy fulfilling each others wishes for the past few days!  It turns out that underwear pillow fights are every bit as fun as I imagined they would be!

Tuesday, December 27, 2016

Your turn

Ogle me all you want, pal.  I held up my end of the bet.  I spent the last three days as a woman. Now it's your turn. Unless you step into the MAU and change yourself, you owe me five hundred bucks.

Monday, December 26, 2016

A good time

Hi, Honey. Would this be a good time to tell you that I decided to go through a gender reassignment morphic nanite procedure?  I was planning to tell you for some time now,but I never found the right words. I'm sorry you're so upset.  Didn't you have any clue?...Um, yes. I suppose I could give you the contact info of the clinic. What were you thinking of for yourself?

Sunday, December 25, 2016

Gift of the Magi

Dylan and Tom each made a Christmas wish to have a sexy girlfriend who loved him passionately. Their wishes were granted, and each was transformed into becoming the ideal girlfriend for the other.  Tom and Dylan could not be happier with the outcome!

Merry Christmas, and Peace on Earth!

Saturday, December 24, 2016

Under the tree

"Honey, why is there a half-naked woman under the tree?"

"That's no girl. That's a Sexbot 3400.  Tonight at midnight, I was going to help you upload your consciousness and memories into her, so that you could live your life in the body of your dreams."

"Thanks, Honey!  You're the best wife ever!"

Friday, December 23, 2016

Have a holly jolly

This year, someone spiked the punch at the office party with a genderswap potion. Looks like we'll all be getting what we want for Christmas this year!

Thursday, December 22, 2016

The cursed spring

The longer I soaked in the Spring of the Drowned Girl, the sexier I became. I could hear my brother on the bank, yelling at me to get out before the changes became permanent. He should know better, having known me my whole life.  I had searched for years to find the location of this spring. I was not about to back out now.

Wednesday, December 21, 2016

Catching on

Jake's ex-girlfriend told him that the only way to regain his masculinity was to drink the semen of different men.  Each time he sucked a guy off, there was a ten percent chance that he would become a guy again. After a hundred blowjobs, Jake began to suspect that he was either very, very unlucky, or that his ex was messing with him.

Tuesday, December 20, 2016


OK, man, concentrate!  The Time Window was only supposed to create a perception point for me in the past. I wasn't supposed to have any physical form at all. And I certainly wasn't supposed to end up in the body of this woman!  How am I even able to sit upright?  And that's not the worst of my problems. Since I'm not connected to the matrix through a perception point, I have no way of returning, and the guys in the lab have no clue where or when to find me.

Monday, December 19, 2016

That awkward moment

That awkward moment when you have to tell your teen daughter that somehow her DNA found its way into the Morphic Projector right before the lab accident that transformed all of the team members into copies of her. Including her father.

Sunday, December 18, 2016


I wanted to make a selfless wish, so I wished that our soccer team could be the league leaders.  Well, I should have known that wishes can be fickle. My teammates and I found ourselves on an undefeated championship team: the Hanoi Dragons of the Vietnamese Women's Football Association.  The guys were pretty upset with me, but I have to admit, being on a winning team feels fantastic. And the showers afterward are even better!

Saturday, December 17, 2016

The Friendly Skies

It was my first time flying first class. I couldn't believe all of the amenities: the reclining seats, the hot towels, the deluxe meals, the genderswap potions...oh, yeah, especially the genderswap potions.

Friday, December 16, 2016

Let's play find the wand!

Um, no. I have no idea what happened to the wand. One moment, it was sitting there on the shelf. The next, it was buzzing and sparking and I found myself in this sexy new body. Then the wand vanished inexplicably. Clearly it was defective...what's that? I never touched it!...well, maybe just a little...OK, I used it. But can you blame me?

Thursday, December 15, 2016

Just divine

I'm an idiot. I was in such a rush to acquire the powers of a god that I didn't take the time to translate all of the inscription on the idol.  I had assumed that I would give myself superpowers. Instead, I have become a full-blown avatar of the Goddess of Lust herself.  I have everything I was hoping for: power, immortality, knowledge. But I'm stuck in this body for all eternity, and I am doomed to make love with every mortal who makes an offering in my name!

Wednesday, December 14, 2016

Amazon Prime

When I signed up for Amazon Prime Deluxe, I had no idea that my first delivery would be a vial of nanites that would give me the Amazonian body of my dreams!  And it got here in two days or less!

Tuesday, December 13, 2016

Invasion of the Body Swappers

"Bull hockey! If you're Tony, prove it."

"Bro, we've known each other since first grade. Mrs. Pickering once made you sit in the corner because you laughed when Mary Corker peed her pants."

"You could have found that on the internet."

"And you go to some pretty strange places on the internet. Like that site about dudes who change into hot girls..."

"All right, I'll admit it. You're Tony. So what happened, bro?"

"Last night, there was a flash in the woods near my house. I went to check it out, and I found a crashed alien spaceship. When I got close, I heard a humming noise that got so intense that I blacked out. When I woke up, I looked like this."

"That's incredible. What will you do now? And more to the point, where can I find this spaceship?"

Monday, December 12, 2016


"Ta-Da! What do you think?" Brian said as he stepped out of the Morphic Adaptation Unit.  He and Rick had spent hours programming their idea of the 'perfect girl' into the device. Brian had lost the coin toss and agreed to be changed first, while Rick worked the controls.

" I can't believe it," Rick stammered. "How does it feel?"

"It feels fantastic. I don't think I want to change back.  In fact, I want to take you up to the bedroom and tear all of your clothes off."

Despite the fact that this living goddess was coming on to him, Rick suddenly got worried. "Brian, are you sure? I thought we decided against mental changes."

"Don't be silly, Rick. I love this body. And I love how I feel when I'm near you. I want to make you happy. Don't you want me to stay like this?"

Little did Rick know that the MAU read the  user's subconscious desires as well as the programmed specifications. Like it or not, he had a girlfriend now.

Sunday, December 11, 2016

Magic Milk

Hey, "Donna." Gary, Tim, and I found your stash of 'magic milk.' We were a little disturbed to find out that you were once a guy like us. And we're still mad at you at how you dumped each one of us. So don't think of us as ex-boyfriends anymore.  Think of us as your identical quadruplet sisters. And your new competition.

Saturday, December 10, 2016


She said she was me from the future, which I had a hard time believing, since I'm a dude. I had a hard time believing her story, but she seemed to know a lot of things about me that only I could have known.

She said she wanted me to change the work I was doing on the Sky-web. I asked if that would keep me from turning into a girl.  She laughed and said no: the changes would enable the controller to change every human on earth into a hot babe. I began to see where Future-Me was going with this. I asked who the Controller was in her world.

"We are!" she said, laughing.

Friday, December 9, 2016

Stepping out

Ugh. Everything about this feels weird: the weight on my chest, the bra I need to hold it, the empty feeling between my legs. I wish I could stay curled up in my bed all the time. But if I'm ever going to find out who put this curse on me, I'm going to have to get dressed and get out the door...

Come to think of it ,the panties feel pretty good. And let's face it, I'm pretty hot. As curses go, this one could be a lot worse. Am I that sure I want to get rid of it?

Thursday, December 8, 2016


I don't know why I trusted the genie, but I decided to give him a lot of leeway. "I just wish I were happy," I said to him.  Well, he restored me to perfect health and made sure that I had caring friends and enough money to love comfortably for the rest of my life. For some reason, he also turned me into a hot chick.  I was angry at first, but after I experienced an orgasm or two, I can honestly say that I'm happier now than I've ever been!

Wednesday, December 7, 2016

Keep dry

I know I shouldn't have had the magic remote by the pool. Somehow, I dropped it into the water. There was a huge flash and for a second the water seemed to boil.  The next thing I knew, everyone in a five mile radius, including me, had  been zapped by the last setting I had the remote on. I was going to zap my neighbor and change him into a horny, busty bimbo. Looks like he's going to have a lot of company now.  Worse, the remote is completely fried!

Tuesday, December 6, 2016

Delayed delivery

My doctor told me that the medicine which would cure the TG Virus would be sent to me by courier. But I watched the delivery guy transform right on my doorstep, and unlike me, he seemed happy with the change. she...threw the parcel back in the truck and drove off.  I called my doctor to complain, but all I heard on the phone were the horny moans of a newly transformed slut. The virus is spreading faster than anyone thought. I may be the last person in town who is able to think straight.

Monday, December 5, 2016

A little reward at the end of the day

All day long, I had been zapping strangers with the wand. Our city is now filled with gorgeous, busty women.Yeah, you're welcome. As I went home to contemplate this paradise I had created, I began to realize how much fun these newly transformed women seemed to be having. I knew I had a choice to make, and in the end it wasn't hard. I aimed my wand at the mirror, and I used my last charge on myself. Time to rejoin paradise.

Sunday, December 4, 2016

Just a sip

Honey? I may have had a sip from that bottle you keep in the fridge. You know, the one where you wrote "Do not drink" in the side with a Sharpie.  I'm really sorry and I promise never to do it again. Now please tell me where I can find the antidote...oh.  Yeah, I guess I should have known that there wasn't any.

Saturday, December 3, 2016


I had heard that these new BananaSoft tablets are vulnerable to viruses, but I was pretty good about keeping my security software up to date.  However, the jerks who created the Morfo worm were good at what they do. I was downloading some audio books when I found that my tablet's transformation settings were active and locked.  I now had to pay a hundred thousand dollars to a Russian account, or else get used to wearing bras.

Friday, December 2, 2016

Dr. Frankenstein, I presume?

The last think I remember, I was skidding off a cliff after I lost control of my car. When I woke up, I was in this dark underground lair, inhabiting a body that was not mine.  Somehow, Dr. Franck, the nutjob who owns this place, got to my dying body before the authorities could find it. He removed my intact brain and brought it back here. He then sewed it inside this body he created, hoping to give life to his ideal woman.  If I ever want my freedom, I'm going to have to act like his loving girlfriend. There has to be another way out!

Thursday, December 1, 2016

Stolen wish

What the fuck, man? We had three wishes to split between the two of us. You made us both billionaires with your first wish, then I was going to make us irresistible to women with my wish, and we were going to save the last one. Instead, you waste a wish and turn me into this walking wet dream of yours. Seriously, dude. Flowers? Well, give me the ring and let me make the last wish...oh, shit. You used it to make the "irresistible to women" wish, didn't you?

Wednesday, November 30, 2016


What's the deal, man. You said you could fix that MAU unit. That was five days ago. It's all good for you. You turned yourself into a ripped, well-hung stud. I got turned into a chick who gets hornier with every passing day.

Tuesday, November 29, 2016


"Keep drinking, Alex. One of those jugs contains the potion to give you your dick back."

"Dude, really?"

"Nah. I'm just fucking with him. All of that milk is laced with a potion that will make his tits grow. He better figure it out while he's still able to walk."

Monday, November 28, 2016


Donovan owed the witch thousands for her help in securing him the big promotion. When he refused to pay, she found another way to allow him to work off his debt.  She makes him donate most of the money he earns as a high-priced escort to charity. At this rate, it will be years before he earns enough to settle the score.

Sunday, November 27, 2016


Look at him. How pathetic. He hates being a woman, and he knows that unless he has an orgasm in that body, he will return to his original gender in just over a week. Yet despite knowing that, he can't keep his hands off of himself. Look! He's practically got his hands in his panties now!

Saturday, November 26, 2016


I'm so sorry, Master, for suggesting that I was ever a man named Brian. It was so kind of you to chain me to the bed to give me time to consider the error of my ways. I love everything about you, from the way your nanites give you complete control over my body and mind, to the way you let me suck your dick when I've been a good girl. I'm being good now, aren't I master?

Friday, November 25, 2016


Face it, Roy. I'll never believe that your reality-changing gun works. You can try to persuade me all day that I used to be a guy named Bill. But we both know that you and I have been going out for years. I know you like to kid around, but it's mean to suggest that I've ever been anything but your horny little fucktoy.

Thursday, November 24, 2016

Good look

Take a good look, "Matt".  This is my body now, and you're not getting it back. So you're going to have to live as an overweight loser. I think I'm going to head to the comic shop and soak up the attention. That's right. Sorority girl "Anna" is now one hundred percent nerd girl.

Wednesday, November 23, 2016

Brotherly love

"Please don't tell me you're going out like that. People will think that I'm a slut!"

"I've got news for you, sis. The lady from the magic shop called. She said there's no was to swap us back. So now that I'm stuck in your body, it's me that they're going to think is a slut. It's sort of the look I was going for. Seriously, is everything you own "Amish chic"?

Tuesday, November 22, 2016


Here comes Lacey up the walk. She would flip if she knew that I used the wand to turn myself into a copy of her best friend Jin. But I had to know if the two of them were having a lesbian affair...I kind of hope they are now.

Monday, November 21, 2016

Some kind of tramp

My wife just walked by. She had no idea it was me. Why should she? Thanks to the potion, I'm one hundred percent woman now. It was funny how she looked at me like I'm some kind of tramp. Given her past, she shouldn't be casting stones. But given how good this body feels, I may have to give "tramp" a try.

Sunday, November 20, 2016

So heavy

"They feel good, but I had no idea that they would be so heavy."

"I think the wand has one more charge, Daniel. Do you want me to change you back?"

"Don't you dare! Instead, can you make them bigger and more sensitive?"

Saturday, November 19, 2016

Countdown to doomsday

Where was I going? What am I doing? Why are my memories so cloudy? I have vague recollections of something called a TG Virus, and how Dr. Destroyer was going to unleash it on the world unless...something. Oh, well. I'm sure it had nothing to do with me....Wait! Was I always a woman?

Last best hope

Friday, November 18, 2016

The secret

I stripped myself and prepared to receive the sun's rays. As long as I got a full hour of sunlight every week, I would stay this way forever. The herbs the shaman had given me had lived up to their promise. I now had the key to eternal youth. Would I have still taken the herbs if I had known that they would turn me into a busty nymphomaniac? You better believe it!

Thursday, November 17, 2016

Alex stays put

Alex, good news! We found the spot on the Beach where you changed into a busty redhead. The stars are still aligned, so if you leave now, you can change back into a man...Alex? Why aren't you getting up? You only have a few minutes to...oh.

Wednesday, November 16, 2016


So, um...surprise? It's me, honey. Bill. Your husband. We drew straws at work to see who would get to test our the morphic chamber. I won, or I lost, depending on your point of view. The machine worked beautifully, until it didn't. I may be stuck like this for a while until we can figure out what went wrong.

Tuesday, November 15, 2016

Student pranks

Look, you know I turn a blind eye when you kids pull your little magical pranks. Everyone needs to blow off a little steam now and then, right? But swapping my mind with Miss Horner's? That's taking it too far, don't you think? You need to swap us back after you wait until next Tuesday?

Monday, November 14, 2016

Translation error?

Stupid genie! I had one wish, and he screwed it up! All I wanted was to play third base for the Cubs. How is turning me into a half-naked chick granting my wish in the slightest?

Sunday, November 13, 2016

Transformation Island, part 3

This is Manny, the fifth contestant. She goes by Mandy, now. After Tonya, she was the toughest competitor. She was the only one who was able to get Derek into the sack. While she was pissed at losing the contest, she discovered that she really, really liked having sex as a woman. She wound up getting a job with a high end international escort agency. Now she gets to travel the world, live the good life, and fuck her brains out every evening. Not a bad life, I guess.

And, yep, that's me. I call myself Emma these days. That's the name my mother picked out for me if I were born a girl. I was pretty bummed at losing the competition. I just wanted to go back to my old male body. Given that Tonya didn't take advantage of the change back, I tried to pressure the producers into letting me have it. They told me that the magic on me was permanent, but they offered me a role on season two, a lesbian version of the first show. I'd be the one picking among six hot babes, all competing for my attention. Sounds tempting...