Thursday, December 1, 2016

Stolen wish

What the fuck, man? We had three wishes to split between the two of us. You made us both billionaires with your first wish, then I was going to make us irresistible to women with my wish, and we were going to save the last one. Instead, you waste a wish and turn me into this walking wet dream of yours. Seriously, dude. Flowers? Well, give me the ring and let me make the last wish...oh, shit. You used it to make the "irresistible to women" wish, didn't you?

1 comment:

  1. lol - The lesson here? Never go second when using a wishing ring!

    Cheers
    Zapper

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