Virus

I had heard that these new BananaSoft tablets are vulnerable to viruses, but I was pretty good about keeping my security software up to date.  However, the jerks who created the Morfo worm were good at what they do. I was downloading some audio books when I found that my tablet's transformation settings were active and locked.  I now had to pay a hundred thousand dollars to a Russian account, or else get used to wearing bras.