Friday, July 22, 2016
Glen smiled wickedly. "Sorry, genie. No dice. I like having this power too much. For my final wish, I want more wishes."
The genie sighed. This wasn't the first time she had been betrayed by her master. Fortunately, the others had all been as stupid as Glen. Now she would have another sub-genie in her lesbian harem. In a few centuries, Glen would get his wishes, but as the granted, not the recipient.
Wednesday, July 20, 2016
"All of it, dude. With each sip I got sexier and curvier. I just couldn't help myself. I love being a sexy woman!"
"Well, you better get used to it. I just spoke with Dr. Klein. She said there's no known antidote."
Friday, July 15, 2016
Monday, July 11, 2016
Ron waited for hours, increasingly believing that he had been set up. He would never get to meet Natasha, he realized. But as he waited, his body began to change. Subtly at first, then more dramatically. By the time he decided to go home, he had become the spitting image of "Natasha."
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Sunday, July 10, 2016
Saturday, July 9, 2016
Dr. Mitch Jenkins smiled at his assistant as he opened the lid. His life's work had been dedicated to proving the existence of the Fair Folk. He knew that once he had captured twelve of them, they would grant him his heart's desire in exchange for their freedom. Now he would join them in immortality as a forest nymph.
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Friday, July 8, 2016
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Thursday, July 7, 2016
Wednesday, July 6, 2016
Anyhoo...Well, looks like the box stopped working this morning. I kind of got stuck in the body Giovanni designed for me. See? Funny, right? Why aren't you laughing?
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Tuesday, July 5, 2016
Monday, July 4, 2016
Sunday, July 3, 2016
"Dammit, Eric, just look at yourself! You're completely topheavy now," Eric's friend Don protested.
"I'll tell you when I've had enough. And if you still want that tit job I promised, you'll do as I say."
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Saturday, July 2, 2016
"After we play video games and watch football, I'm going to give you guys blowouts. Then we can get off to watching some lesbian porn."
Mike and Dave felt almost too guilty to high five. Almost.
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