Sunday, September 6, 2015

A quick dip

For the next several days,I'll be posting some old works that I just found on a backup drive. Enjoy,


Saturday, September 5, 2015

Think things through

You didn't think things through, did you? You thought a mind swap with your next door neighbor would be an easy way to loot his bank account? Well, I have news for you. The spell book you need to switch back is in "my" house now, and I've switched the security codes. Not that you'll get a chance to get in, though. You know that money that you transformed from my account to yours? Embezzled, all of it. I turned it in to the police and gave them enough evidence to lock you away for a long time. See you in twenty to thirty years!

Friday, September 4, 2015

Last wish

"Bob?"

"Yeah, Jim?"

"You've wished for a big house and a cool car. Have you thought about what you're going to use your last wish for?"

"Already done, buddy."

Thursday, September 3, 2015

Sexpionage

The government of China found themselves frustrated by the fact that most superheroes ended up in the USA, leaving them far behind. However, spies from Beijing obtained samples of the DNA of two of America's most powerful supers. The president ordered two members of the special forces to have their genes resequenced to create China's first homegrown heroes. The soldiers were prepared for the development of superpowers. They were not quite prepared for the other effects of having their DNA overwritten by that of Wonder Woman and Supergirl. Nonetheless, the Chinese government considers the test a success. American spies report that the Chinese government has begun to stockpile a billion doses of the transformation serum...

Wednesday, September 2, 2015

Fair's fair

Henry felt a little sorry for his friends, but a bet was a bet. They had drawn the low cards, and they would both have to drink the potion that would turn them into nymphomaniac girls for the rest of the summer. Sucks to be them, Henry thought, but at least I get two hot girlfriends out of this.

Tuesday, September 1, 2015

So sorry

Honey, I'm so sorry that I said that women deserve less pay for doing the same work as men. And I'm sorry for every other sexist thing I've ever said in the past. And I swear I'll never vote for Donald Trump. Now can you use your magic to change me back?