Sunday, May 31, 2015

Summer Swap

Don't look at me like that, Brian. You were the one who suggested we swap bodies for the summer. I'll even take that summer job at the mall you hated so much. You get to lay out on the beach in my body. You know, now that I see myself from this angle, I don't know why I was ever anxious about wearing a bikini. My body is really cute! You're going to have no trouble attracting boys this summer...oh, there's that look again.

Saturday, May 30, 2015

Sweet treat

Tom! Stop eating that cupcake! I think the sugar that your neighbor gave us is magical. I think she's getting back at me for calling her a witch! Why won't you stop? You're becoming a woman...oh, my God! You're turning into her!

Friday, May 29, 2015

The other foot

You were pretty lazy, leaving your TF Gun where I could find it. I was going to use it to return myself to my former male self, but you neglected to put a "reverse" function on it. You were so determined to surround yourself with beautiful women, that this gun is a one way ticket to sexy babehood. Pervert.  I guess that's why you're missing yourself in terror now, isn't it? Because I also found the settings for libido and intelligence. Have fun as a bingo, Mortimer!

Thursday, May 28, 2015

Loli pop

Harry was a small time burglar. He broke into the home of Dr. Hinderlooper and went for the usual valuables: television, sound system, phone, silver. He was walking out with the doctor's laptop when he snatched some candy that was in a bowl by the door. He should have read the label more carefully. After eating the Loli Pop, Harry decided to return the stolen goods and to have fun teasing the sexy older professor.

Wednesday, May 27, 2015


Don't look at me like that, guys. A bet is a bet. You guys lost, so you have to soak in the tub until you're changed to my specifications. One month in those bodies: that was the deal. But I'll make another wager for you. Whichever one of you makes me the happiest gets to change back after one week. The other has to stay in that body for a whole year...

Tuesday, May 26, 2015

The good news first

So, you want the good news first? We finally got the maniac who stole the gender swap gun. I was able to bring him down before he could cause any more chaos.

The bad news? Really? Isn't it clear that he got off a shot before I could get him?

Monday, May 25, 2015


Yeah, I know I never made you a morning-after breakfast back when I was a man. But since I caught the TG Virus, well, sex has do I put this? Well, let's just say I hope you really like breakfast!

Sunday, May 24, 2015

No refunds

"Honey, I'm serious! I'm not going to let you get up until you tell me how I can cancel that lifetime pass you bought to Bikini Beach for me."

"Don't be silly, Tom. They were quite clear when I bought it that there are no refunds. You're going to be there quite a while. But since we're already in this position, I have a suggestion about how we might spend the time."

Saturday, May 23, 2015


Don and I had a deal that we would take turns using the MAU to change into each other's idea of the ideal woman. Somehow, our wires got crossed, and we both ended up in female form at the same time. Not that either of us minds very much. We've decided to stay like this. Our big mistake ended up as a win-win.

Friday, May 22, 2015

Birthday gala

I have the best wife ever. For my birthday, she brought me to this club and gave me the gift that I've been dreaming about forever. The funny thing is, once she turned me into a woman, she lost all memory of me as a man. Not that I mind. She was never this flirty, romantic, or horny back in the old days.

Thursday, May 21, 2015

Tumbling for you

I don't know how she did it, but somehow, that little gymnast managed to switch bodies with me. Now she's probably on her way back to the States, while I'm about to make a fool of myself in front of thousands of people while my coach screams at me in Rumanian. I'm not exactly sure what he's saying, but I think he's trying to tell me that he's going to give me to a brothel if I don't bring home the gold.

Wednesday, May 20, 2015

The Jerk's Girlfriend

Look, it's not like I had any choice in the matter. I didn't want to wander into the cursed cave. I was just making the best of a bad situation. I was going to tell you eventually that I used to be a guy. Please don't leave me here like this. I'm practically naked, I have no money, and I'm not even wearing shoes. Don't drive off! Don't....!


Well, he'll learn soon enough that the back of his car is loaded with rocks from the cursed cave.

Tuesday, May 19, 2015

Your call

OK, you figured it out. I'm not really the niece of your neighbor, Mr. Sanchez. I'm actually Mr. Sanchez. I perfected a body morpher and decided to have a little fun. Our dates have been a blast, haven't they? So you can choose to freak out, make a big deal out of this, and I'll move to another town. Or I can continue to be your girlfriend. We can even go all the way tonight. Your call.

Monday, May 18, 2015


Brian and I worked tirelessly on what we thought was an inert sample of the TG Virus, hoping to find a cure. Instead, we caused the virus to narrow and intensify, so that everyone who contracts it becomes an attractive eighteen year old Asian woman. Brian and I were put into quarantine for six months to contain the spread of this new strain. With nothing better to do, we decided to have some fun with our new bodies.

Sunday, May 17, 2015

Long enough

OK, I've played Tom's game long enough. I thought I was being nice when I agreed to let him use the wand to turn me into his arm candy for his college reunion. But the reunion was two weeks ago, and Tom isn't showing any sign of restoring my masculinity. If I can't think of a way to find where he his that wand, I'm going to have to learn to love the role of trophy wife.


Hey, remember when we made that bet as to who was going to be the first to get their hands on Megan's boobs? Looks like I win! And I have to say that they're just as fantastic to play with as they are to watch. Bet you're just dying to fap to me right now, aren't you? Well, take your time. This spell doesn't wear off for a whole week.

Saturday, May 16, 2015

Can't tell

Hey, Mike! Bet you can't tell which one of us is your buddy Steve and which one is your girlfriend Amy! We've been having a blast with the MAU while you've been away.  Want to go to the mall as triplets? It'll be fun! 

Friday, May 15, 2015

Saving planets, losing manhoods

Look, I know you were trying to be green when you used water from the local spring to fill your swimming pool. But did you really have to draw from the Cursed Spring of the Drowned Girl?

Thursday, May 14, 2015

Getting the flu

After three days sick in bed, I just had to get some fresh air. I didn't even think about how the TG Virus had changed my body. But after getting three whistles and catcalls in the minute I had my head out the window, I knew that becoming a woman was going to be about more than boobs and dresses.

Wednesday, May 13, 2015


Look, Thomas, I know I told you that I would turn you back before Mom came home, but that was before I found out how to use the remote to rewrite history. So instead of my big brother, I'm afraid that you're going to become my live in girlfriend. And hang on to those pert little boobies of yours. They're about to get a whole lot bigger...

Tuesday, May 12, 2015

Free drinks

I'm still mad at you for slipping me the potion that turned me into a girl. But as long as these puppies continue to score me free drinks, I won't beat you senseless.

Monday, May 11, 2015

Class dismissed

"Mr. Hawthorne? The bell rang. Can we go?"

The math teacher remained oblivious as the class watched him transform. With each bite of the enchanted apple, he grew more feminine and shapely. Most students wanted to flee the awkward scene. A few of the boys remained glued to their seats. And one or two noted that most of the apple remained uneaten.

Sunday, May 10, 2015

Brian's Bad Day

"What the hell is happening to me?" shouted Brian in a voice that was both feminine and alien to him. No trace of his old physical self remained. Soft curves replaced his old male body, and the scanty clothes he now wore left little to the imagination.

Brian had not expected an answer to his question, but a voice in his head seemed to be responding directly to him.

Oh, good. You have regained awareness. Allow me to introduce myself. I an a nether spirit named Azaneth. You kind would call me a succubus. Remember that old book you inspected at the flea market? That's when I infected you. I've been waiting a long time for a suitable host. You see, succubus devour the souls of the living, but we require a human host to manifest in your world. You are quite lucky, really. As long as I ride your soul, you shall not grow sick or old, and you shall always have a form that is pleasing to the eye. I prefer female beauty, so that ugly old male body of yours had to go. I can feel you try to fight me. Do not. If you make my stay unpleasant, I shall push you back into your subconscious, dead to the world. If you work with me, we shall have so much fun, pleasing this new body of ours in ways you could not imagine.

Brian thought about challenging the demon. Oblivion might not be so bad. But this female body felt so good. He was aroused nearly to the point of orgasm just by the feel of the sheer fabric against his nipples. Would working with a demon be so bad?


When the vampire asked if I wanted to live forever, I assumed that he would make me an alpha male like himself. Apparently, he had no interest in creating potential competitors. Instead, I'm now one of the vampire women in his harem. I really need to stop making assumptions.

Saturday, May 9, 2015

Back so soon?

Back so soon, honey? It not what it looks like!

Unless it looks like I used the Magic wand to turn myself into a copy of your sister so I could sleep with your brother in law. Then it's exactly what it looks like.

Friday, May 8, 2015


Where is she? My wife said she would be back home with the MAU by sunset today. It's getting close to three whole days. She wouldn't want me to be stuck in this body, would she?

Thursday, May 7, 2015

Thinking things through

Ok, maybe "I wish to be famous" wasn't the best thought-out wish I could have made. I should have thought things through. Now I'm in the body of some teenage pop star, I'm going on stage in five minutes, and I don't have the slightest idea how to sing or dance!

Wednesday, May 6, 2015

Greetings from Phuket

Hi, John! It's me, Jack! I found out it was you who slipped me the potion and shipped me off to Thailand. I guess you thought I would end up as a cheap hooker. But I didn't become senior vice president without being resourceful. I'm doing quite well here. And I just wanted you to know that I bribed your cleaning lady to spike every drink in your house with the same potion you used to change me. From the look on your face, I can tell you had your usual after dinner scotch last night. Don't worry, the change you'll experience in a few hours is painless, and I'm sure you'll do well as a cute Asian girl. If not, there's always prostitution!

Tuesday, May 5, 2015

Always read the reviews in the app store

Oh, crap. I don't think there's an "undo" function on this Body Editor app I just downloaded. How am I going to explain this to my wife and kids?

Monday, May 4, 2015

One shot

Roger felt a little guilty for using the remote to transform his buddy Gary into his sexy, busty dream girl. But his remote was running out of power, so he thought he could save a charge by creating his dream car and dream girl in one shot. The free car wash was just an added bonus.

Saturday, May 2, 2015

The dark side

Mark tried to fight his urges as he helplessly watched his body transform. Why had he been so greedy for power? Why had he grabbed the demonic idol before its magic could be safely contained. Now, his body was reshaping itself until he was a perfect vessel for sex, and an irresistible hunger for depravity was building up inside of him. Self pleasure could only take some of the edge off. It was only a matter of time before he set his sights on the other members of the research team.

Close to 100%

Last week, before the nanites were injected into me, I downloaded an app that would track their progress as the reshaped my body. Now, nearly six and a half days later, the progress meter was reading close to 100%. I looked so cute in my new outfit. I hoped I was ready to face the outside world as a woman for the first time.

Happy anniversary!

After my wife's gift of a gender swap potion for our anniversary, I made sure to show her how thoughtful her gift was.

Friday, May 1, 2015

Cold Feet

Come on, Matt. Don't chicken out now. Thanks to the potion the old lady gave us, no-one is ever going to know you're really a guy. And with that top showing off your hot new assets, you're going to get us backstage for sure. So quit complaining and get out there!