Tuesday, February 28, 2017

A little cloud of bliss

I watched in fascination as the cloud of nanites escaped my body through my mouth. They had transformed me into my current state in less than an hour, and, their job done, they went in search of another man to feminize.  Soon, every man in the mansion would be transformed into a beautiful woman. What was the Countess up to?

Monday, February 27, 2017

Because boobs



I guess that old witch wasn't kidding.

I think she was trying to teach me a lesson about sexism.

Wow. Boobs.

And, like, maybe I should have been a better person.

These are really nice boobs.

These are the kind of boobs I would have given my left nut to play with back when I was a guy.

I gotta go find somewhere private...

What was that about a lesson?

Sunday, February 26, 2017

We meet again

Oh, it's you. You finally found me. As you can see, I've been making the most of my life since that stupid wish of yours turned me into your wet dream. You should have wiped my mind, though, because there was no way I was going to even consider letting you touch me. Instead, I met Alan. He's rich and generous and he owns this whole lake.  And he's eighty-seven years old and has made me his sole beneficiary. So, um, thanks for the wish. I'm still not interested in you, but there are plenty of lonely old rich guys still out there.

Saturday, February 25, 2017

Mirror vamp

So how do I look, man? Not being able to look in a mirror is driving me nuts. And the same magic that works on mirrors also works on cell phone screens,and I have no way of knowing what I look like. That vampire chick who bit me told me about all of the changes that would occur except for the one about me becoming a chick myself.  So since I'm going to be stuck in this body for a hell of a long time, let me know: am I hot?

Friday, February 24, 2017


Look, for the thousandth time, you don't need to apologize. We were both screwing around with the wand, and things got a little crazy. How were we to know that it would vanish after the thirteenth use?  I've learned to live like this and there are a lot of good things about being a babe.  Does it really bother you that much when I walk around topless? It never did before.

Thursday, February 23, 2017

The male gaze

Adam was the sort of guy who openly ogled pretty young women at the beach. He finally pissed off the wrong woman.  The curse she laid on him made him change into the ideal woman of any lecherous man who laid eyes on him.  Worse, his behavior will also change to match that man's fantasies, and he will be stuck in that form until the man comes inside of him.  Adam lives like a hermit most of the time but there are times he must go out...oh, you're looking at him, aren't you?

Wednesday, February 22, 2017

Stop looking

Stop looking at me like that, Jason. Whatever was in that potion that changed you into a woman, it's also affecting your mind. You have to hold on for just a little bit longer...damn, you really are a hottie, aren't you?  I guess it would be OK if we fooled around. Just for a bit.

Tuesday, February 21, 2017

Way beyond cosplay

Look, I said I would help you with your cosplay, but how exactly did you turn me into a girl?  And what's that noise? Is that a real dragon?  Oh, shit! This isn't just a dress-up game, is it?

Monday, February 20, 2017

No zappa me!

Hey, fun is fun, but you need to put the gun down. I've checked, and I'm pretty sure my little soldier is nowhere to be found.  If you thought I was going to jump your bones just because you gave me a pussy and a spectacular rack, you have another think...hey, stop pointing that thing at me!...mmm, what did you do? I feel all tingly and good. Why don't you come over here and we can search for my little soldier together. Or maybe I can play with yours for a while.

Sunday, February 19, 2017


Hi, it's me, Rick. No, really. Remember that sample I brought home from the lab?  Well, just a sip turned me into this... No, it didn't hurt at all. In fact, it feels great.  If you want to try it, I left more than enough for you...

Saturday, February 18, 2017

Reaction shot

I've never felt so exposed in my life. Aaron must have drugged me and zapped me with the prototype of the Transmogrifier.  Then he put me in this bikini and left me in the park three miles from the lab.  Very funny, Aaron.

Well, I'm almost back to the lab. Aaron can have his little laugh and we can get me zapped back to normal...wait, where are those fire engines going?  Is that smoke coming from the lab? Oh, please, let the gun be OK...

Friday, February 17, 2017

They're real

Fuck. I thought I would have at least a day to wipe the nanobots from my system. Once they activate, though, there's no turning back. It's hard to believe that I was a seventy year old black man this morning.  Now, I'm the same age as my oldest granddaughter. And I'm way more stacked than she is!

Thursday, February 16, 2017

Character generation

Like any gamer, I jumped at the chance to enter a real fantasy world. Who knew that the dimensional portal would change me to suit the new world?  While it's great being able to kick ass in a hundred different ways, I think that if I had my choice I would have picked something a little more...masculine. Fighting's all well and good, but now the Minotaur King wants to claim me as his bride!

Wednesday, February 15, 2017


Holy crud. That's what I look like? The old guy at the shop said that the pendant would turn me into my heart's desire.  Well, I thought I desired to become a beefy hunk to get the girls. I guess the pendant read that the wrong way, and it made me into exactly the type of girl I hoped to impress. And sadly, the kind of girl I was hoping to impress was a cock-starved slut...

Tuesday, February 14, 2017

Happy Valentine's Day

I got my wife a box of chocolates for Valentine's Day. She got me a magic potion that she got from the magic store in the mall. Now I'm her identical twin.  I love my wife very much.

But she's going to have to share the chocolates.

Monday, February 13, 2017

Wait an hour...

Earl, come out of the water!  We've figured out what's changing you!  Gentech Pharmaceuticals has been illegally dumping the waste from their morphic nanite research lab into the bay. The longer you stay in contact with the water, the more you'll change. You're near maximum saturation now. If you don't get out now, we might not be able to change you back!...Earl? Did you hear me?  Why are you staying in the water?

Sunday, February 12, 2017

Three MILLION views!

So...this is what happens when you spend too much time hanging out on a TG captions site.  Part of me is thrilled, but another part is worried about how I'm going to explain this to my wife and kids.

But, my worries aside, thank you all so much for visiting my site.  I never dreamed that I would ever come close to three million page views.  If I can create an occasional laugh or fuel someone's fantasy, it's all worth while.

Saturday, February 11, 2017

Ski accident

The papers listed my disappearance as a 'ski accident', and my body was assumed missing under the avalanche.  Little did anyone know that I skied off the trail into a magical glen. The fairies there decided it would be funny if they turned Ski Bum Bill into Ski Bunny Brenda.  At least they made my new body resistant to the cold. I can ski all year round, now.

Friday, February 10, 2017

Getting wild

"You had one wish, Rob, and the best you could come up with  was 'I wish I could get wild with Wonder Woman'?  Did you think for a second that the genie would use me for raw materials?  I'm your best bud.  We were in Boy Scouts together! How could you do this to me? Oh, well. At least you said 'get wild with' instead of 'have sex with.' I definitely plan on getting wild. I hope you don't bruise easily....Come to think of it, I hope you do."

Thursday, February 9, 2017

Almost there...

That's it honey.  Almost there.  My, you're turning out to be quite the beautiful woman.  Don't be frightened. After all, you were the one who expressed interest in watching me having lesbian sex. I've been having these fantasies for a while, and I knew I could never cheat on you. So I decided to change the basis of our relationship. I hope you don't mind.  Oh, who am I kidding! I know you won't mind!

Wednesday, February 8, 2017


So let me get this straight.All I have to do to get my old male body back  is to get on a plane and leave this island?  Well, good luck finding my ticket. I like it here, and I like this body, so I think I'll take an extended vacation...

Tuesday, February 7, 2017


Hey, Genie? When I wished that I would win the "Best in Class" award at the cosplay convention, I was sort of hoping you could tweak my Ultron or Spike Spiegel outfits.  I didn't think you would go so far as to swap me with the girl who actually won the award!

Monday, February 6, 2017


Look, the potion is going to wear off in an hour. After that, I'm going to go back to being your dumpy old roommate Phil.  So you don't have long to decide. Do you want to go crazy with your dream girl, or do you want to dither until the choice is made for you? Me, I vote for shenanigans...

Sunday, February 5, 2017


"Doctor Gimmelstup, I can understand how the bodysuit can reshape Brian's body into any form you desire, but how did it manage to change his hair and face as well?"

"You see, Benton, the suit is only the outer and most visible layer of a whole system of morphic nanite technology.  Literally, there is no aspect of Brian that we cannot program.  For instance, I have made a few mental modifications to help my graduate student to get used to his new body. Look at how he is checking you out, now."

Saturday, February 4, 2017

The Changerains

The Changerains caused havoc when they first started turning people into sexy young women. I was one of the few people who secretly rejoiced.  Still, the showers were rare, and I had to wait for months for a changestorm to strike my area. When it hit, I got appropriately dressed and stepped out into the downpour, waiting for nature to give me the body I always wanted.

Friday, February 3, 2017

Bimbo pop

Dammit, Leroy! Of all the candy in this house, you chose a Bimbo Pop! This is serious! Take it out of your mouth right now or else you...Leroy? Are you still in there? Why are you looking at me like that?

Thursday, February 2, 2017

Should, but not going to

I knew that the amulet was cursed when I put it on, but I had no clue how much it would change me. With each passing minute, my body grew curvier and more feminine.  All I had to do to stop the progress of the curse was to take the damn necklace off, but somehow I could not resist what it was doing to me.

Wednesday, February 1, 2017

No backsies

"Hey, guys, I know it's been  fun checking out Jennifer's curves and all, but she'll be back any minute.  Don't you think we should change back?"

"Relax, Daniel. I found her diary in her bedroom. It turns out that Jennifer is quite the narcissist, and he writes quite provocatively about her fantasies of having sex with herself. She may not be as mad as you think..."