Thursday, June 30, 2016

The whole bottle

Roy, what did you do? You were only supposed to take a sip of the potion. You drank the whole fucking bottle! Are you even listening? Oh, crap. This was your plan all along, wasn't it? Well, good luck finding an antidote.

Wednesday, June 29, 2016

Stop it

Dammit, John, stop playing with that thing. We don't know if you can even reverse the changes you made. What the...? Are you making them even bigger?

Tuesday, June 28, 2016

Get a clue

You think the burial ground of the Navajo queen might be cursed? What was your second clue?

Monday, June 27, 2016


Look, I know that the magic wand rewrites reality so that only the wielder knows what has been changed. I'm not stupid. What are the odds that a dweeb like you would be dating a hottie like me? Was i even a woman before you got that thing?

Sunday, June 26, 2016

Double double cross

"Ha! The drug worked! Not only have I eliminated my rival CEO, but I've created a sex slave who will follow my every order. Now crawl over here and suck my clock."

"Not so fast, asshole. I bribed your chemist to remove the mind control component from the drug you slipped me. Then I set up an identity as your long-lost daughter and had myself named as the heir to both of our fortunes. Finally, I slipped you the same drug you gave me, with the mind control elements restored. So crawl over here, sweetie. I feel like a tongue lashing is the proper way to celebrate my new-found wealth."

Wishes once wished

This wasn't what I expected when I wished that I would be able to sleep with a beautiful rich woman every night. Who is this pulling up in a Lamborghini? Is it my...husband?

Saturday, June 25, 2016

Mrs. Robinson

"Mrs. Robinson? What are you doing in my house? And why are dressed like that?"

"Billy, it's me! Kevin! I used a magic spell to take over our teacher's body. Now we only have three hours to have fun with it. I know you want to play with her boobs, and I'm dying to know what sex feels like for a woman."

Friday, June 24, 2016

Seasonal allergies

"That's Thompson? What happened to him?"

"As near as we can figure, he suffered an unusual allergic reaction to those alien plants we tried to grow in the Arboretum. The allergens in the pollen have completely rewritten his genetic code."

"That's terrible! Have you tried to change him back?"

"Well, we did. A bit. At first. Did you know that his libido and sex drive also went through the roof when he transformed?"

Thursday, June 23, 2016

Summer fun

Hey, Robert? What's in those water balloons you've been throwing? Because I'm pretty sure I wasn't wearing a pink bikini when we started our water fight. I'm also confident I didn't have the tits to fill it out!

Wednesday, June 22, 2016

Hello, Keiko

"Take it off! Please!" Brad wailed.

His wife remained unsympathetic. "Not this time, you cheating pervert. The pursuit did a good job on your face, and your body should be complete in just a few minutes. Did you really think I wouldn't find out about your girlfriend in Yokohama? She's the one who told me about your affair, with the photos to prove it. If you like her so much, I'm sure you'll have a great time in her body. So, goodbye, Brad. Hello, Keiko!"

Tuesday, June 21, 2016


Stepping out of the MAU, Harry couldn't believe his good fortune. The feds would be looking for his old 60 year old body, not this sexy number he created for himself. He just needed to lie low for a few weeks, so he made sure his new body had built-in entertainment features. Then, when the heat was off, he could go back to his old body. It was a foolproof plan, or so he thought. MAU's trial period ends after three days...

Monday, June 20, 2016

Told you so

I told you we should have gotten off this yacht while we still had the chance. Now that rich old creep zapped us with his transformation gun. Now we're stuck like this unless we show him and his friends a good time!

Sunday, June 19, 2016


Don't be mad, darling. After all, you wanted a feminist in the house didn't you? Oh, but you wanted my brain in that pretty little head, not yours. Get real. Did you really think I was going to fall for your stupid trick? Now you're going to have to get used to obeying my every command. You are so lucky I'm bisexual...

Saturday, June 18, 2016

The French teacher

"Wow, Billy, is that really you in there? I can't believe the possession spell worked. Now change our grades quickly and we can get you out of there."

"What's the rush, mon frère? Madame DuBarry's body is...interesting.  It feels so good. I just want to touch myself. Maybe I'll switch back tomorrow."

"Billy, don't you remember? The longer you stay in another body, the harder it will be to get back."

"Ça ne fait rien, mon petit élève. On peut habiter ci-dedans avec plaisir. "


Friday, June 17, 2016


"Captain Henderson! We're here to return you to base and find a way to restore your body."

"But I don't wanna go back!"


"*giggle* I'm not a 'sir,' silly! I'm a girl and I wanna stay this way."

"Captain, we have our orders..."

"And I have my needs. Can I suck your sick for you?"

Thursday, June 16, 2016


Todd looked down at his unfamiliar body, wishing he had more to wear. All he had wanted was to set the amulet to spy on his daughter. Now he was seemingly trapped in her best friend's body and stuck at a wild pool party. He was certainly not comfortable with the looks that the boys were giving him.

Wednesday, June 15, 2016

The digital zipper is stuck

I'm sorry, Stanley. We have no idea how that psychopath got into the facility, but he killed all of the subjects in the VR tanks. You exist only as  consciousness in the digital realm, and until we learn how to move you safely, you're going to be stuck as the virtual character you created for yourself.

Tuesday, June 14, 2016

1,018 candles

On his 18th birthday, Roger discovered that he was an immortal shapeshifter. That was in the year 1016. Now, a thousand years after that discovery, he has celebrated only seven birthdays in a male body.

Monday, June 13, 2016


A few shots of the magic wand, and the boys' basketball team party suddenly grew a lot more interesting. The effect should wear off in time for the state tournament next week, unless one of the players makes their change permanent by having sex. What are the odds?

Sunday, June 12, 2016

Blew it

Let me get this straight. We're stuck on a desert island with no hope of rescue and you invoke a genie. Do you wish for a boat? A radio? Anything at all useful? No. You make a wish that turns me into a hot chick and...oh, God. Why is my crotch so warm?

Saturday, June 11, 2016

Lesson learned

Hi, honey! Remember when you turned me into a woman because of my philandering? You said you wanted me to learn what it was like to be a woman. Well, this is Carol. She promised to teach me all the best parts of being a woman. See you on Monday!

Friday, June 10, 2016

One shot

I'm not really mad at Brian. The genie was quite clear that he would only get one wish, so he tried to pack as much into it as he could: "I wish I was a billionaire with a megayacht crewed by sexy babes." The genie used what was available to fulfill the wish. He multiplied Brian's bank account and turned his tiny sailboat into a luxury yacht. And I was close by, so guess who became one of his sexy crew? It's not so bad. I get to travel the world, and the sex is fantastic!

Thursday, June 9, 2016

No longer pissed

At first, Roy was pissed that his friend Michael used the remote to turn him into a blonde fucktoy.  But Michael was clever enough to set Roy's libido and sensitivity to maximum levels. Now Roy wouldn't dream of trying to change back.

Wednesday, June 8, 2016

Losing Perkins

Perkins! Is that you? Listen carefully. You've been exposed to the formula. If you don't do exactly what I stay, you'll be stuck in that female body forever. Now the first thing to remember is that you must avoid all sexual stimulation...Perkins! Get your clothes back on! Are you even listening to me?

Tuesday, June 7, 2016

Lost at sea

I looked down the beach to where the rescue crews were looking for my body. Unfortunately, they were searching for the body of a fifty year old man who was washed over the rail of his sailboat. They have no idea that the sands of this enchanted beach saved my life by granting me a new body. And I am not about to give it up by telling them the truth. My old self will just have to be considered lost at sea.

Monday, June 6, 2016


Bob, Gary, and Harkin all looked at me with hunger in their eyes. The virus had progressed for hours, and I could no longer tell them apart. Their sexy, perfect bodies now had insatiable sexual appetites, and I was next on their list. Why had we engineered this virus? Now that it had escaped containment, humanity as we knew it was doomed. On the other hand, perhaps the new world it offered would have its advantages.

Sunday, June 5, 2016

No. Stop. Don't.

Helen kept jabbing a button on the remote while my new breasts steadily inflated. "You like women with big breasts?" she shrieked. "Lets see how you like being one!"

I could barely conceal my happiness. Helen was giving me everything I ever desired, all while she thought she was punishing me. "Please, Honey. Don't smash the remote. I'll be stuck like this," I pleaded. I hoped I sounded convincing. Helen still looked mad enough to try it.

Saturday, June 4, 2016

Water of Life

Do you like the sensation, Professor Quimby? All it took was a few drops of the Water of Life added to my pool to cause you to transform from a crusty old man into a gorgeous young woman. Do you still think my discoveries are inconsequential? Wait until I turn the rest of the department into a harem of busty nymphos. I may even decide to add a gallon to the town's drinking water supply.

Friday, June 3, 2016


Gideon was a star running back and he was certain to go high in the NFL draft. However, a shifty sports agent slipped Gideon and some other star players body morphing nanites. Now, Gideon has to watch helplessly as the multi-million dollar contracts go to players with a tenth of the talent he had. Even worse, the agent is now forcing him to entertain the new rookies...

Thursday, June 2, 2016

Left Behind

Stunned, I stood there dumbly as I watched the alien spaceship speed off into the sky. I was no longer of use to them as a test subject, and they deposited me thousands of miles from my home in a body that was not mine. What was I going to do? Who would believe my story?

Wednesday, June 1, 2016

Birthday wish

"Happy birthday, Dan," my wife said. She woke me up with a kiss. "Did you make a wish?"

I immediately realized that my wish in fact had come true. I was now a hot babe. And even more surprising: My wife seemed oblivious to the changes!