No. Stop. Don't.

Helen kept jabbing a button on the remote while my new breasts steadily inflated. "You like women with big breasts?" she shrieked. "Lets see how you like being one!"

I could barely conceal my happiness. Helen was giving me everything I ever desired, all while she thought she was punishing me. "Please, Honey. Don't smash the remote. I'll be stuck like this," I pleaded. I hoped I sounded convincing. Helen still looked mad enough to try it.