The French teacher

"Wow, Billy, is that really you in there? I can't believe the possession spell worked. Now change our grades quickly and we can get you out of there."

"What's the rush, mon frère? Madame DuBarry's body is...interesting.  It feels so good. I just want to touch myself. Maybe I'll switch back tomorrow."

"Billy, don't you remember? The longer you stay in another body, the harder it will be to get back."

"Ça ne fait rien, mon petit élève. On peut habiter ci-dedans avec plaisir. "

"Huh?"