Friday, July 31, 2015


Marty and I decided that we would use the MAU to turn into each other's dream girl for a night of passionate sex. However, we had a fight over who got to go first. Our solution: compromise.  I won the coin toss, so tonight we're redheads. Tomorrow, Marty has decided that we're going to be hot Latinas.

Thursday, July 30, 2015

Third wish

Yeah, I thought about using my third wish to free the genie. After all, I already had immeasurable wealth and eternal youth. But, c'mon, tell me that having a body like this doesn't complete the set. Sorry, genie.

Wednesday, July 29, 2015

Prick, no prick

I bought a rose bush from the hot redhead who word at the flower shop. When I went home to plant it, I pricked my finger on one of the thorns. When I woke up, I looked like this, the latest victim of Poison Ivy's plan to take over the city. Apparently, there are dozens of us running around town now. Best nefarious plan ever, if you ask me.

Tuesday, July 28, 2015

The bright side

I was pretty freaked out when the MAU stopped working and I was stuck in this body. But I choose to look at the bright side. It could have been a lot worse. My wife is stuck as a cocker spaniel.

Monday, July 27, 2015

No clue

"So he has no clue that he has been thoroughly feminized?"

"None whatsoever. The headphones have put the subject into a hypnotic trance for the entire process. While the nanites reshape his...or should I say her...body, we are simultaneously rewriting her personality to your specifications. Submissive sex toy, was it?"

"Yeah. I'm going to miss Dad."

Sunday, July 26, 2015


Admit it, Brucie. You're secretly glad I changed you with the Dupli-Ray. We cats carry around none of your Bat-Baggage. And, let's face it, we're the sexiest two babes in Gotham. Give me tonight, and you'll never want to go back.

Saturday, July 25, 2015


Um, honey? I know I said that you accident at the lab wouldn't change anything between us. And I really do appreciate all the thought and effort you put into your hair, makeup, and lingerie, just so our first night back together would be special. You make a beautiful woman. Really, you do. For your sake, I'm really trying to make this work. But a big part of me looks and you and says " That's not the man I married."

Friday, July 24, 2015

GI Bill

The GI Bill used to provide money for a college education, so soldiers could have a career once they left the service. Thanks to some recent reforms, that money can now be applied to body reassignment procedures. Six tours in Iraq was pure hell, but now that I get to be the woman of my dreams, it was all worth it!

Thursday, July 23, 2015


The real Selena Gomez was less than thrilled when I used the MAU to become her exact duplicate.  I think she's just jealous that a former male just landed a role she had been hoping for.

Wednesday, July 22, 2015

Afterlife misunderstanding

So, St. Peter asks me about the kind of body I wanted to spend eternity with. You have to admit, his wording was a little unclear. I thought the reward for a life of virtue would be eternal sex with a supermodel, not being a supermodel for eternity. Well, they can make me an Angel, but they can't make me angelic. If I'm going to be stuck like this, I'm going to have some fun.

Tuesday, July 21, 2015


Hey, sis? I just wanted to say I'm sorry that I swapped bodies with you. I know it must suck being in summer school while I get to enjoy the European vacation you've been looking forward to for years...

Oh, who am I kidding? I'm having the time of my life! I love the attention these tits of yours get me. I may never switch back!

Monday, July 20, 2015

Yoo Hoo

Yoo-Hoo! Mr. Happy? Are you there?  Hey, Matt? Fun's fun and all, but unless you use that wand of yours to restore something that was very precious to me, I'm going to give you a lethal case of blue balls.

Sunday, July 19, 2015


That awkward moment when you realize that there is no antidote to the transformation potion you just drank.

Saturday, July 18, 2015

Gun safety

Well, look who found your transformation gun! I was hoping that you would have added a "reverse" setting, but no such luck. Oh, well, misery loves company, so if I have to be stuck as a stacked blonde, you can be one, too. Oh, I think you're probably going to regret adding settings for "bimbo" and "horny" on this thing.

Friday, July 17, 2015

Bikini Beach Bonanza

She was the most beautiful woman I had ever met. I had no idea why she would be into a guy like me, but I was not about to look a gift horse in the mouth. Her name was Elaine, and with her perfect face and luscious body, she was like a dream come true. I nearly fainted when she offered to take me to her exclusive beach club. I had heard rumors about Bikini Beach, and if the women there looked half as good as Elaine, I was in for a treat. She even said she was going to give me a free two year pass.

 Elaine said we were going to pick up a few of her friends before we reached the club. The first to get into the car was Ming, an Asian beauty whose tiny bikini did little to cover her ample melons. Ming dragged me into the back seat and began to kiss and grope me. I was turned on but worried I was going to blow my chance with Elaine. "Don't worry, Jon," Elaine said. "We're all going to have a lot of fun together when we reach the beach."

The third friend to get in the car was Jen, and she had the biggest tits I had ever seen. Instead of taking the empty seat up front, she squeezed into the back seat, pressing me between her and Ming. She seemed eager to have me touch her breasts, and all three girls giggled about how much fun the beach was going to be.
I was so turned on when we reached the club that I had to walk funny to the men's shower room, lest my boner be obvious. As I showered before I put on my suit, a pink mist filled the room and I felt light headed. Something had changed, but it wasn't until Elaine, Ming, and Jen appeared out of nowhere that I realized I had turned into a girl. And what a girl! My tits were at least as big as Jen's. I had a tiny waist and sexy toned legs. My face was alluring, with plump lips that just begged to be kissed.

"Wear this bikini, Jon," Elaine said. "It will guarantee that you'll be a lot of fun for the next two years.  I didn't really have a choice. The other girls practically wrestled me into the tiny strips of black cloth. Almost immediately, my mind grew fuzzy. What was I worried about? I was so sexy! And...stuff. I know  should have been worried about losing my intelligence so quickly, but I can honestly say I didn't care. The girls were already starting to grope me, and each touch felt so good.

"You're our plaything, now, Jonnie," Elaine whispered in my ear. "Hope you like it."

"Totes!" I enthused. "Now make me fun, and I'll do the same for all of you!"

Thursday, July 16, 2015

Second wave

Ugh. I could feel it in my gut, just like the first time. The nanites were starting to reshape my body. The first time they had turned me into an exact copy of the girl I was looking at on the internet. Now, I'm afraid they're going to complete the bimbofication process.

Wednesday, July 15, 2015

Fun is over

Come on, dude. Fun's over. Put the remote away. It's bad enough that you turned me into a chick with that thing, but if you make my waist any smaller or my tits any bigger, I'll snap in two.

Tuesday, July 14, 2015

Designated driver

Come on, John. We're going home. You've had too much to drink. Why, it will be at least a week before that potion wears off. After last time, I swore I was never going to have sex with female you ever again.

Monday, July 13, 2015

Old friend

David just stared at Mike. Mike had accidentally cast the spell that turned David into a succubus, and now he was offering his old friend an enchantment that could change him back. But Mike had made a serious miscalculation. David had no intention of giving up his demonic powers or body. And in just a second, Mike would pay for his error with the best and last fuck of his life.

Sunday, July 12, 2015

Turning tables

Oh, look who has the transformation gun now! That's right, William, it's me. You thought turning me into a punk girl would keep me away from you? Well, get ready for a taste of your own medicine. And, just to warn you, I have it set to "maximum bimbo."

Saturday, July 11, 2015

Summer camp

Robert considered his options. His month at Camp Kamaniwannalaya was almost up. Since his team had won the color war, he would be allowed to return to his original gender before he departed. But suppose he didn't want to go back?

Friday, July 10, 2015

Does a body good

I couldn't help myself. Even though I knew that the milk had been laced with the feminizing potion, I just had to keep drinking it. Each sip caused my chest to push out and my skin to grow smoother. And there's still a quart left! Where will this all end?

Thursday, July 9, 2015

School's out

Oh, Ms. Gregory. I think you misunderstood. I told you I was swapping us so that you could take my exam and secure me an A. But I never said anything about switching back. Look on the bright side, though. With such good exam scores, you'll have no trouble at all getting into university.

Wednesday, July 8, 2015


Tyler and his father had grown estranged over the years, barely speaking to each other, even on holidays. When both contracted the TG Virus and both ended up as buxom blondes, they found that once again they had something in common. Today, they couldn't be closer.

Tuesday, July 7, 2015

Big city

Crud. Somewhere down there, among eleven million inhabitants of New York, my former body is running around, making a mess of my former life. I'm going to have to accept that the little bitch who swapped with me yesterday ain't coming back.

Monday, July 6, 2015

Summer swap

Hi, George. It's me, Kevin. Yeah, I'm in my sister Kylie's body. Mom thought it would be a good idea for us to swap places for the summer. Something about empathy teaching us to stop fighting with each other. Well, she's not in my body ten minutes when she breaks up with my girlfriend. So I was thinking that I could get revenge by ruining her reputation. Wanna be my first summer fling?

Sunday, July 5, 2015

Punished enough

Matt's wife refused to give him the antidote until he wore skimpy clothes in public for at least four hours a day. The hoots and catcalls were to teach him how hurtful his misogyny was. Yet Matt was finding that he was actually enjoying the punishment. He's considering flashing the construction crew working on the road outside of his house.

Saturday, July 4, 2015

Queens of the Dead

Screw you, Jim. You're the one who wished that we could be superheroes. Didn't it occur to you that you needed to be specific? Now you're a half naked vampire chick, and I'm an albino demon queen. I'm not exactly in the mood for frisky time.

Friday, July 3, 2015

Giving up

Hey, Rich, remember me? It's me, Calvin. That old witch put a curse on me because of all of the sexist remarks I made. Yeah, I was pretty upset about it at first, but after a few months, I pretty much gave up on trying to find a cure. Why? Well, I've learned that life can be pretty sweet on this side of the fence, too.

Thursday, July 2, 2015

Exchange student

Day seven of my cultural exchange. I like Japan well enough, but I wish my host body had been male. Adjusting to being female is at least as tough as learning to live in Asia. Even worse, I just learned that the girl who was assigned to live in my body ran wild last weekend. She's facing five to seven years for the damage she caused. Since I'm not going to do time for her screwup, I had better get used to udon and getting groped on the subway.

Wednesday, July 1, 2015


Hey, Tom, guess which one of us drank the beer that was laced with transformative nanites?  Give up? Check out this selfie. Maybe you'll have better luck next time.