Monday, August 31, 2015

Never wish without a attorney present

I told the genie that I wanted to get my hands on a pair of giant jugs, and he created the vessels you see here. So when I specified that I meant a pair of large breasts, he turned me into a topless  chick who can't stop fondling herself. I know I should use my last wish to turn back to normal, but I'm so turned on, all I can think to wish for is to be penetrated by a massive genie dong.

Sunday, August 30, 2015

Oscar drinks it

Oscar! I told you not to drink the punch. Someone had spiked it with the morphing potion. Anyone who takes a sip will turn into a sex starved bimbo...Oh, you knew that, didn't you?

Saturday, August 29, 2015

Pool partiers

Oh, my God! You add turned out perfectly! Dumping the genderswap potion into the pool was the best idea you ever had. Let's call all our friends over!

Friday, August 28, 2015


Oh, you thought you were pretty funny when you used your magic wand to turn me into an Asian hottie. Well, you shouldn't have been so careless in hiding it. It's my wand now. I realize I could use it to turn myself back into "Brad," but "Emily" has such a better life that I've decided to stay this way. Oh, and good luck finding the wand again. I'm much better at hiding things than you are.

Thursday, August 27, 2015

Something wrong

Liam knew that something was wrong when he stepped out of the pool. He wasn't dripping wet, like he should have been, for starters. Then there was his friends, all pointing at him and laughing. But mainly it was the tits on his chest that tipped him off that this was not just another day at the pool.

Wednesday, August 26, 2015


My girlfriend was always fiddling with her smartphone, but she wouldn't tell me what she was doing. So, naturally, when I got the chance, I snuck a look. It turns out that the "Makeover" app is pretty powerful. Won't she be surprised when she discovered that we've become twinsies.

Tuesday, August 25, 2015

Trust issues

Why did I trust Greg with the magic remote? I should have known that he would run away with it, leaving me stuck in this increasingly horny woman's body.

Monday, August 24, 2015

Happy birthday, Jon!

It was a perfect plan, or so I thought. The potion had cost me all of my savings, but if it worked like the man in the shop said it would, it would be worth it. Besides, he said, it came with two doses.

It wasn't hard to get my roommate Mark to drink one. He was always guzzling beer, so I just slipped a vial into his drink and waited for the change to come.

Mark changed swiftly. One minute, he was a tall, muscular guy. The next, he was a short, curvy catgirl with breasts bigger than her head. She looked at me with a hungry look in her eye. Then she pounced, shredding my clothes in an instant. "Mark! What's going on?" I demanded.

"Call me Mina, Jon," she spurred. "And I need you. I need you so bad!"

The next two days were a whirlwind of sexual ecstasy. Nina took me every way imaginable, and she pushed me beyond the limits of human endurance. For her part, she made love incessantly, not needing to eat, drink, or rest.  It was everything I had hoped for, and more. Perhaps too much more. Mina had completely exhausted me, and it was doubtful she would let me go to work on Monday. What was I to do?

Nina solved the problem for me. Disappointed that I had fallen asleep after only thirty six hours of lovemaking, she decided to slip the rest of the potion into my morning coffee. It's the best thing she could have done! I go by Julia now, and Mina and I have been going nonstop for a week. Mina tells me that she has enough money saved for four more doses of the potion, if we ever decide to take a break. The thought of a big-breasted lesbian catgirl orgy is perhaps the only incentive I have to give Mina's fantastic tits and pussy a break.

Sunday, August 23, 2015

Mrs. Robinson?

"Mrs. Robinson? I wasn't expecting you.  And you're dressed"

"Relax, James. It's me, Thomas! I found a way to swap bodies and I thought I would use our sexy neighbor as my first test subject."

"Wow. So how long does this swap last for?"

"As long as I want, but I'm going to switch back before Mrs. R wakes up in my old body. In the meanwhile, there's a lot I want to do while I'm her. Like find out what sex feels like from a woman's point of view."

"Then why are you here instead of with Mr. Rob...Oh, I get it! Cool!"

Saturday, August 22, 2015


"You're not seriously going to the market like that, are you, Steve? If we're going to find the merchant who sold you the cursed necklace, we have to go incognito."

"I can't help it, Tim. The curse is making me dress this way. No matter what I try, I always end up looking sexy. And it's not just my clothes. This curse is starting to effect the way I think!"

Friday, August 21, 2015

Super Cleavage Window

"Matt, are you nuts? Give me back the magic remote! Do you want to be stuck like some over-endowed superheroine? Why are you putting it in your cleavage?"

Matt laughed in response. "Because this is the most fun way to smash the remote to atoms, silly. Power Girl is everything I always wanted to be, and if you think I'm going to let you take this body away from me, you're crazy."

Thursday, August 20, 2015


After two years of marriage, my wife revealed to me that she was a witch. Of course, I thought she was insane, but then she proved it by turning our dog into a cat.

"That's not all," she said. "I want you to become my apprentice."

"You mean I'll be able to cast spells, too? Count me in!"

There was a flash, and suddenly things felt...different.

"Holy shit!" I cried. "What did you do?"

My wife just laughed. "Silly Bob. Didn't you know that all witches were female? So relax. You are about to begin an amazing journey."

Wednesday, August 19, 2015

Who, me?

Why, no, dear. I have no idea what you're talking about? I didn't even know you had a magic wand. I don't even believe in magic. Nope, it's just impossible to magically switch genders. Yesiree. Um, breasts? What breasts?

Tuesday, August 18, 2015


John, you have to snap out of it! I know you used the wand to change shape, but we're in a world of trouble if we don't give it back to the witch right away!

I'm afraid I don't know who this "John" you mention is. I did meet a nice lady who asked for her wand back. She said she would give me a reward for helping her out.

Monday, August 17, 2015

Customer support

Dude, I need you to go online and see if you can find out why the MAU stopped working. As you can see in the photo I'm sending, I kinda got stuck in the schoolgirl body I told you about...and its none of your damn business why I decided to try out this body!

Sunday, August 16, 2015

Well, dammit

I had spent nearly every penny  had on a treatment of Bodymorph Nanites. I paid the premium for the Hollywood Hunk model. I was tired of being ugly and flabby. Well, I got a new body, but as you can see, there was a mix up in the labeling. Worse, due to the release I signed, I can't get a refund!

Saturday, August 15, 2015

Hello, girls

Hello, girls! I know you're new, thanks to that potion I scored from that magic shop in the mall. But how about we get to know each other better before I take you out in public?

Friday, August 14, 2015

Business trip

Tim and Matt left their wives to go on a business trip. They forgot to mention that the convention was held on Genderswap Island. Suffice it to say, they didn't get a lot of work done!

Thursday, August 13, 2015

Jump on in!

I found it! At long last, I have discovered the "cursed" spring of the drowned girl! Come join me, if you dare!

Wednesday, August 12, 2015

Wash your hands after work

Shit! The sensors said I was clear of contamination. And yet when I woke up, it's clear that at least some of our nanobots came home with me. And they just had to be from our Sexbot 2580 (Jenny) model!

Tuesday, August 11, 2015

Losing power

Mike, stop playing with the remote. You know it's almost out of power. If you drain the power source, I'll be stuck like this. Unless that's what you want...Oh, shit.

Monday, August 10, 2015

Release the hounds, Smithers

"Who's at the door, honey?"

"Just some creep who got past the gate. He accused me of stealing his body just so I could get at your fortune. Can you imagine?"

"He sounds unstable. I'll call security."

Sunday, August 9, 2015

Shelf life

Crap! Why won't I change back? The potion was only supposed to change me for an hour. It's been a full day, and I'm still a chick. In fact, I think my boobs are getting bigger. Do you think it's bad that the potion was one day past the expiration date?

Saturday, August 8, 2015

Getting by

I thought my life was over when I was cursed into the body of a young woman. I had no ID, no job, and a humongous pair of tits. But I was never the kind to give up. I got a gob in a strip club. Now I'm making twice what I did in my old body, and I love my new job.

Friday, August 7, 2015

21st Century

Karen's dad thought he could keep Jeremy from pawing his daughter by turning him into an exact copy of Karen. The new twins find their dad's 20th century attitudes cute. They're having more and better sex than ever!

Thursday, August 6, 2015

Sucks to be the old me

Like your new look? You used to be so prim and proper. As long as I'm stuck in your body, I'm going to enjoy myself. Goodbye, uptight librarian. Hello, party girl! Hope you're having fun living out the life of a boring old teacher...Oh who am I kidding? There's no way I'm going to let you switch back!

Wednesday, August 5, 2015

A New Hope

Recruitment in the Imperial Armed Forces has gone through the roof since the upgraded the basic clone model of the troopers. Each recruit has to have their body reshaped to the new specifications. We may still not be able to hit the broad side of a bantha, but our time in the showers make it all worth while.

Tuesday, August 4, 2015

An easy mistake to make

So, honey, you know how we were storing those nanobots programmed with your sister's DNA in our refrigerator? Well, the bottle looked just like the one we kept lemonade in. Pretty funny, right? I mean, anyone could make that mistake.

Monday, August 3, 2015

Proprietary technology

Turn me back, now! My wife just pulled in the driveway, and shell freak if she learns that we used the TF Gun to turn me into a woman again...what do you mean, it's out of power? Get some new batteries quick, dammit!...Alien power cells? What the hell? Why couldn't you use normal batteries?

Sunday, August 2, 2015

No refunds

Do you like it? I paid the witch a fortune to cast a gender swap spell on me. She said it only works once on each subject, so I'm pretty much stuck like this.  I was hoping for a blonde but...Oh, my God! Are your pants tenting? Now I understand what the witch meant when she said my new body would be powerful!

Saturday, August 1, 2015

Energy crisis

What the fuck do you mean that the wand appears to be out of power. You were about to change me back to my old body. I can't let my wife see me like this. She already suspects I'm a crossdresser. If she catches me with a vagina, she might start asking questions!