Apprentice

After two years of marriage, my wife revealed to me that she was a witch. Of course, I thought she was insane, but then she proved it by turning our dog into a cat.

"That's not all," she said. "I want you to become my apprentice."

"You mean I'll be able to cast spells, too? Count me in!"

There was a flash, and suddenly things felt...different.

"Holy shit!" I cried. "What did you do?"

My wife just laughed. "Silly Bob. Didn't you know that all witches were female? So relax. You are about to begin an amazing journey."